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>>37262254
Step 8.) Complete JLPT. Take the Harder JLPT exam next year (N2 in 2018 if you took N3, if you took N2 and passed in 2017, aim for N1 in 2018 because why not)

Step 9.) Get associate's degree from your community college. Get a full-time job and save money. You need at least $26,000 in the bank.

Step 10.) Take 2018 or 2019 JLPT. Pass. Remember, if you fail the exam, you are fucked. Do Not fail the exam. It is only administered once a year. This will be your N2 certificate or N1 certificate. This is your ticket to Japan, TIP: If you have acquired N2 or N1 before getting your associate's degree, it is technically possible to move to Japan "early" on under-graduate visa to complete your bachelor's, but for most learners, you will have to wait until you have a bachelor's

If you got this far, you're probably one of the chosen ones. From here on will entail how you transition to moving to Japan from where you are now, so please be mentally ready for what lies ahead

Step 11.) Acquire N2 or N1 certificate based on how good your japanese study was. Acquire bachelor's degree from your community college. Have $26,000 in your bank account.

The door is now open. Your path to Japan is finally open, anon

Select one of the following steps and pursue that specific step until its completion and you will finally live in Japan and earn a japanese flag icon on 4chan

Step 12a.) Student visa method - Apply to japanese university. Show everyone your N2 or N1 certificate to bypass japanese learning school requirement. Enter japanese university on scholarship. Stay in japanese university until you find good job, then leave school and transfer to work visa

Step 12b.) Work visa method: Use the website Gaijob to find a job in japan and apply. Show bachelor's degree, and if required for a translator job, N2/N1 certificate.

Step 12c.) Marriage visa method: Marry a japanese girl. Get free access to japan. You now have access to every single job in japan. Even minimum wage.

>>37262289
Step 12d.) JET Method: Apply to JET Programme. This method does not require $26,000 so if you have trouble acquiring $26,000 this is the method for you. Be warned: JET is 80% autism. You will have severe autistic co-workers who are NOT prepared for Japan. You will be one of the sane, strong 20%. Use time in JET looking for a different job. JET Is a dead-end job, it is only used to get your foot in the door. You will be employed in Japan for a while, use your days off and vacation pursuing other jobs. Also, JET does not require N2. HOWEVER. Your jobs after JET while require Japanese knowledge, so N2 is still highly reccomended if your future is in Japan. Bachelor's degree still required for this method

Apply for JET here (only if doing Step10d): https://jetprogramusa.org/
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Step 12e.) 10 years work experience

If you can't get a bachelor's degree, and you can't get a japanese girlfriend, but you can save $26,000, there is one method for you. If you work the same job for 10-years consecutively, you can apply for japanese job of the same type. For example: Chef in 10 years in America > Chef in Japan. This is the only step besides a marriage visa that does not require bachelor's degree or N2 requirement.

Step 12f.) Rich as fuck method

If you are "Rich as fuck", there is an easy shortcut to Japan. Attend a JLS for 6 months > 2 years. Find a 5-star JLS here: https://gogonihon.com/ - You will spend roughly $30,000 for 2 years in japan. They will teach you Japanese. At the end of 2 years, they will help you apply to Japanese university if you do not have bacheor's degree. If you have bachelor's degree, they will help you find a job in Japan.

THATS IT. These are the only SIX "Real" methods to entering Japan. Pick 1 of these 6. That's all you get.

Good luck anon, you'll need it.

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Any tips for a 65 year old guy that's going to do a job is research in Japan for 13 months? My father's going to work in Japan for a while after his retirement starts to be able to continue some of his research (he has worked to together with a japanese lab for some time already and they will stop his research project here). He's struggling to learn the language and I feel most of the things recommended here for motivation won't really work for him.

>>37256143

Give us the template, FAGGOT.

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>>37256180
Almost forgot. Thanks anon.
We still need a good boy template.

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Saw this in the last thread. Very good gf here

I would, but I'm busy right now and I already used another bitchboy like you earlier today.

Why don't you try to enjoy the neglect. Your tiny little useless dick doesn't deserve to get off anyway.

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>>37253253
p-please use me i'm so desperate i haven't fapped all day and need to get degraded

>>37253552
Keep begging and I'll think about it.

>>37251486
tfw no imouto :c

Are you still on good terms with your dad, Laura?

>>37251598
Yes she is. They still cuddle from time to time. I'm guessing it relieved a lot of tension when he and her mom got back together

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>>37237396
I got this btw.

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>>37237418
>he's unironically a sensing brainlet

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>>37237497
Who even uses the word brainlet honestly

>>37275228
He just wants to have a relationship with his father and you're a piece of shit if you don't oblige him. You already fucked him over by not being a strong role model in his life and guiding him, do this for him at least

>>37275246
>it's the guy's fault

Just try to put in effort before meeting him. Let's say you fluctuate. Between a 3-7 on 10 scale of how good a human you are. If you can show up with a 5/6 then it will be great

>>37274094
This, real robots need to evacuate.

>>37274094
>coworkers all have social lives and interesting personal lives outside work
>I literally have nothing outside work
>every so often I am reminded that nobody else really cares about coworkers as much as I do because they have non-work-related friends that are more important to them
When I get many days off I get very lonely, I really like my coworkers, they are my only social contacts. I actually enjoy working more than taking time off because I get to see them and talk to them and be in their presence, it makes me feel like I am a part of a community for once, that I am actually wanted and needed by someone and have an opportunity to make their lives brighter. It pains me every now and then when I catch glimpses of their "real" lives, knowing they really probably don't care much about me at all.

>>37274415
Hahahahaha you depend way too much on co-workers as friends

I'm completely detached from everyone at my workplace, besides those in my immediate dept. I'm too busy working to bother socializing. I also started to take breaks in my car, I love being in solitude so I can think freely without disruption.
I don't have a social life, but I don't want or need a lot of people in my life besides family and maybe a qt gf I can connect with.

>>37273713
no, now she feels even more ugly and rejected. rip your friend

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>>37273713
>woman talks about being dumped and cries
>instantly tries to latch onto dick
sure dodged a bullet there, lad - she seems to crave some sort of physical/sexual validation, would not recommend you trying being a friend of hers

>>37273713
>tell her it's not the time for that
You probably crushed her self esteem to be honest. Girls think that guys are sex-obsessed and would never turn down a pretty girl, so she probably thinks she's hideous either physically or mentally. Of course guys aren't like that, but that's what girls think

>>37273245
A woman's lack of previous sexual partners.

>>37273273
This to a degree. Youthful look, see if their mom aged well, wants kids, somewhat intelligent.

>>37273273
Ok, she must not have had many bfs.
But also she must have some sexual experience, right?
At what age a woman still being a virgin screams "red flag"?

>>37273207
Ching chong take my dong

Why not just talk to her and try to fuck? Was it a troll profile?

>>37273207
Slurp slurp baby girl I'm tryna get my dicc wet

>>37273171

because youre mentally ill and generally people want friends that arent crazy

also im assuming you told her you were female at some point, thereby turning yourself into a creeper in her mind when she found out you were actually a dude in drag

>>37273171
Because trannies are literally subhuman, and should be shot.
Literally every political ideology, no matter on which side hates them.
Science disproves them. I'm not talking about modern ((((science)))).

It goes against nature, it is a sin, and it is heresy.
You need to die.

>>37273171
Because it is strange and unusual. This creates revulsion in most of us, attraction in others.

They obviously can stop long enough to not fuck you.

>>37273013
they can't.
its like teaching a dog not to act like a dog.
Wymen are a meme.
The sooner you stop giving a fuck about them, the better your life will get.

>>37273013
no they can't
you have been muted for 2 seconds

>mining
Free room and board in some places, long hours with an on a week off a week sort of schedule, high pay.
>Toll booth in a slow place
Browse 4chan and talk to no one, get paid

>>37272956
Mining???

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Receptionist, doorsman (fancy hotels big citys), uber/taxi driver

>>37272811
Yoga?
What the fuck, why?

You're fucked, matey

>>37272865
It was one of those fucking required classes enforced by (((them))), was told this class would be easy points. I had more important things to do, pertinent to stem classes.

The left actually can't meme though. The only good meme the left has come up with is google murray bookchin and kulaks deserved it.

to trigger autists like you?

>>37272742
They can't argue so they make a comic because they have complete control over it.