Hug your Imouto!

>>37251486
tfw no imouto :c

Are you still on good terms with your dad, Laura?

>>37251598
Yes she is. They still cuddle from time to time. I'm guessing it relieved a lot of tension when he and her mom got back together

I'm laying naked in my brother's bed waiting for him to come home and find me.

>>37251652
You're a good siswife and this will make your brosband happy

>>37251652
The madwoman actually did it.

>>37251784
She already confessed she wanted him,is there anything really more mad than that?

>>37251703
>brosband
Husbro. Husbrand.
Okay, I don't have anything funny.
Good night again.

>>37251849
Go to bed you magic dyke.

She fell asleep on the couch last night, I got a blanket and put it over her.
When I left for work this morning, she'd wrapped it around herself and was snuggled up all warm and comfy.
It felt nice.

>>37251849
Night. Lesbian slut

>>37251652
Kill yourself subhuman spic shitskin

>>37251885
I am in bed though. But yeah you're right.

>>37251887
C U T E

>>37251899
Nighty anon.

>>37251887
Cute and pure, you're a good sibling.

>>37251849
go to sleepytime junction, it's important. not just for doctor's appointments

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I miss when these threads were actually about nice anons giving their little sisters hugs, and not degenerates that fuck their siblings, and tripfags making a fanbase.

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>>37251968
My little sister was kidnapped by a giant bird. Go fuck yourself, OP.

>>37251920
Go to sleep or else

>>37251968
Someone already posted a cute in this thread, why don't you hug your sister?

>>37252084
Because my sister died when i was a baby which is why I'd lurk the old threads to get a bit of imouto love vicariously. Now they're disgusting shitholes

>>37252117
Please don't be mean. I'm sorry you don't like the threads but you don't have to stay... or you can stay and enjoy them it's up to you, but please try to be nice

>>37252305
Shit like this >>37251652
and >>37251703
>>37251849
>>37251899
these replaced anons giving platonic hugs to their imoutos. Fuck what these threads have become, and fuck /nur9k/.

>>37252333
tbf

One is fucking their onee, not imouto

>>37252373
I know all about it because I've seen these threads, and this board turn into the shithole it is now.

>>37251918
Please anon, she's a White-Latina.

Getting back on subject,
>>37242539
>>37242571
This is how siblings are supposed to treat each other and there's nothing wrong with a little extra while hugging your family members.

>>37252404
a hearty original kek

>>37251968
Oh fuck off with this shit, I see this post almost every thread.

>>37252464
>Please anon, she's a White-Latina.
There's no such thing as a white latino
Only shitskins that wish they were white
Fuck off you cunt
Go ruin another set of threads

>>37252521
Fuck off back to re.ddit then numale because these threads aren't for fuckers like you. They never were

>>37252464
>white
>Latina

Pick one faggot

>>37252585
Sorry things change from what they originally were. Calm down, you're embarrassing yourself.

>>37252752
>Sorry things change
You sound like a perfect fucking ledditor
Get out nigger

>>37252770
So are you going to stick around and get progressively madder?

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>>37252333
>>37252373
>>37252404
>>37252464
>>37252480
>>37252521
>>37252529
>>37252585
>>37252724
>>37252752
>>37252770
>>37252806
>mfw this entire shitshow
Feels good to be a lurker

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>>37252529
>>37252724
Why do so few people know about Spaniard descent Latinas? I'm White. Latina/Hispanic isn't actually a race, it's a language classification.

>>37251968
This.
I actually came into these threads thinking they were about hugging your family members, not fucking them.

>>37252865
No shitskin you aren't fucking white
See white people are subhuman degenerate that fuck their siblings like you. White people are subhuman shitskins that ruin perfectly good threads like these like you do.
Subhuman shitskins like you want to be white because you know that you aren't people unless you are.

>>37252884
white people fuck their siblings so often its a meme

>>37252909
It's a meme because faggots that like to shame whites ignore actual statistics that show shitskins can't stop fucking their own family members.

Your thread is shit and you're shit for making it.
Make a discord for all your dumb tripfaggotry and ERP already and get off my board.

>>37252935
anon please you don't have to be so angry

this thread is like containment for incest stuff. You don't have to read it or even acknowledge it's there

>>37250899
If there's one thing I know how to do, it's fuck up
I can't necessarily fuck up with grace, but still
>>37251075
>That makes it sound pretty bad
Well, the initial rejection was probably the single worst moment of my life, so yea
>On the brighter side, Laura has balls. Plenty of people have incestuous feelings but never act on them (which is why they don't end up tripping) but Laura actually confessed and took the rejection.
Thanks anon
the one fucking time I work up the courage to open up, be emotional, share my feelings, love another person, and that's how it goes...
>am I a sick fuck for wanting to have a time machine and the ability to turn invisible so I can go back to that moment and look at her as she cried, not as a sexual thing, but out of pure curiosity?
I guess not, but I don't know why you'd want to see me cry myself into a sweat and pass out from exhaustion
>>37251149
Yea it was hard to sort of be alone during all that, but at least I had you guys
>>37251187
Maybe
>>37251270
Thanks bearg
>>37251500
Im not gonna kill myself
>>37252932
My dad always says that if you're dealing with young Hispanic girls, you gotta keep sexual abuse in the back of your head because all too often it's happening
He's not racist or anything, but it's proven to be a thing in his experience

>>37253087
Fuck you Laura you useless piece of shit waste of space. You're just as fucking bad as that shitskin. You are the cancer that killed these generals

>>37253087
>but at least I had you guys
You give us shitposters too much credit, you goof.
Bearg was right last thread btw.

>>37253087
>the one fucking time I work up the courage to open up, be emotional, share my feelings, love another person, and that's how it goes...

that's what most guys have to deal with at least once in their life. Except it's not their dad, and they might mean nothing to the person they confessed to

>>37253188
What did bear say last thread?

>>37253224
Look at Laura's post and the reply where she thanks Bearg.

This is why Anime was a mistake.

Stop trying to groom your own relatives you dumb Anime posters. When they get old enough they will realise you are a loser compared to Chad as well and remember how creepy you were.

>>37253244
>>37253224
>>37253203
>>37253188
Fuck off degenerate red.ditors

>>37253327
Nice boogeyman faggot. Did someone not tuck you in properly and now you're angry?

>>37253188
No, I'm not
You guys made me laugh, dealt with my bullshit, my stupidity, and my childishness, gave me advice, told me when to call it quits, cheered me up when I was curled up in a ball crying my eyes out more than once, made me feel good about myself, and made me feel accepted. I would've been alone, struggling with feelings I've never felt before, and couldn't even talk about to anyone because of the incestuous context
Even when everything was done you guys were there to help me, even now with K
Really, thanks
>>37253203
Sorry in advance if you haven't had it happen to you

>>37253521
The reason you couldn't talk to anyone but 4chan losers about the incestuous context is because it's a disgusting thing that only subhumans like you that ought to be burned alive engage in. There is a fucking reason your brother said no, and he will never see you as family again because of it. No matter what he does, or what he says he doesn't love you anymore.

>>37253570
*meant to say father

>>37253570
>No matter what he does, or what he says he doesn't love you anymore.

lmao

>>37253521
Fact is, you're moving on in your life. Hopefully to bigger and better things, which I'm sure everyone here hopes for. You could have ignored this thread after getting rejected, but you kept going. Even if this thread supposedly helped you, none of it would have happened if it weren't for you. Now shut up and stop being a shitter.

>>37253681
>Hopefully to bigger and better things

I don't know about bigger and better, but definitely younger

>>37253521
If it means anything I feel for you and care about how things turn out with you and K.

>>37253821
I didn't mean it like that, you banana. Or maybe I did. I'm bad at this. Just ignore it.

>>37253996
I'm not a banana. A banana is what Laura's after and she's got one now jk laura I know you want a meaningful relationshit

>>37253521
>No, I'm not
>You guys made me laugh, dealt with my bullshit, my stupidity, and my childishness, gave me advice, told me when to call it quits, cheered me up when I was curled up in a ball crying my eyes out more than once, made me feel good about myself, and made me feel accepted. I would've been alone, struggling with feelings I've never felt before, and couldn't even talk about to anyone because of the incestuous context
Y-yeah, y-you too.
Good luck with your life, not like you need it anyway, you dork.

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>>37253570
I hate myself, I just dragged my dad out of bed and talked with him about this
Now, so she doesn't feel left out, I have to have the same talk with my mom tomorrow morning
>>37253681
You're good at being supportive bearg
don't call me a shitter, gold Junkrat main
>>37253992
Thank you
I'm glad things are working with your brother

>well after not being well for a couple days
>able to leave my bed
>go to my brother
>he's playing fifa
>hug him around the neck
>"You're in my way!"
>oh ok
>start to leave
>"do you want to go see guardians of the galaxy tomorrow?"
>yes please my precious brother
>"also mom washed my hoodie after you puked on it if you want it back"
>absolutely

He's coming around :)

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Good job op, more tripfag bait for my list. keep it coming.

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>>37254096
Hope the talk goes well. I mean every word. I hope everything works out for you, and that goes for everyone else in these threads.

Your main is shit tho. Seriously. Throw away your disc, smash your console, and cremate it.

>>37253992
Shitskin you will burn in hell, hopefully after your subhuman kind burns in real life.

>>37254136
You're wasting your time as they literally never leave the thread with their trip on.

>>37254145
>and that goes for everyone else in these threads.
Fuck you and everyone else in this thread for ruining what used to be decent fucking generals

>>37254145
It's me asking my mom how she feels about me, I'm not setting my hopes too high
And excuse me, Tracer is very popular right now. But you wouldn't know what's popular in diamond, would you, shitter?
>>37254060
I'm not a dork
>>37254112
That's cute, him telling you his hoodie is ready for your use

>>37254112
His dick will be inside you any day now.

>>37254112
What do you mean he's coming around?
>>37254177
They're not generals guy, generals are banned. These are "hug your sister" threads. Please contribute.
>>37254234
Tell her you don't want to separate her from your dad, but you'd like to join in if able.

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>>37254145
Shit, I forgot part of my bullying
>disc
Still paying for physical media, aren't you bearg?

>>37254324
>Tell her you don't want to separate her from your dad, but you'd like to join in if able.
Kill yourself right fucking now you double nigger. You people are going to make me ruin a very good friendship with this shit :^)

>>37254346
>piercings
Dropped.
>>37254360
Not a very good friendship if pixels on a screen cause you to ruin it, huh?

>>37254234
Well I'm not sure if it's because I got vomit on it and he's now decided it's contaminated or that he's actually just being sweet.

>>37254288
Nooooo, that's not how we do things in my family.

>>37254324
Ever since he started middle school he's been distant from me. I'm not really cool enough for him. He plays baseball and football, is on the student council, talks to lots of girls, and is just very popular. I've always been the sickly, quiet, skele girl and he noticed I would probably hurt his popularity. I don't mind if he ignores me around other high schoolers because I want him to be happy, I got used to the whole "I don't want people to know we're related" a while ago. I just wish he would be okay spending time with me more otherwise.

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>>37254234
Don't know what to say then. Just holding out for it all being okay.
Ooh, fucking diamond in Overwatch. Look how great is that, you piece of trash. Call me when you're up for a real challenge.
>>37254346
No, I usually play on PC. I still get physical 3DS games though. Still a shit.

>>37254435
Your brother sounds like a bit of a meany for not giving his imouto attention and being proud of her. He should cherish you at all times.

good for you that he's coming around though

>>37254435
Have you tried asking him to spend more time with you?

>>37254471
What is that?

>>37254517
Fuck you
Just fuck you kissy

>>37254435
Sorry, but your brother sounds like an ass, imoutos are for being proud of, not embarrassed.

>>37254435
That's pretty bad of him. Hope he comes around. Nobody should have a sibling that says they don't want others to know that they're related.
>>37254541
Frozen Synapse

>>37254324
I'm not gonna do the second part of that
>>37254411
Yea, surprisingly not in the gay ear
I never got why people pierce their ears, just seems useless
>>37254435
Let's assume it's the latter
>>37254471
How about we fight, punk

>>37254517
I'm the older one.

High school is different, when he grows up he should figure it all out. I'm okay with him being distant because this is what he cares about now.

>>37254541
Things are easier said than done.

>>37254576
I'm okay with it because he doesn't hurt me or anything. He's just trying to be happy.

>>37254616
See above I guess.

>>37254617
I think so too!

>>37254617
Let her know the offer's on the table, she'll come around eventually.

>>37254646
>easier said than done
"Hey little bro, wanna watch a movie with me?"
?

>>37254617
My sister pierced her ears for the first time pretty recently. She didn't care for it and stopped pretty quickly.
>How about we fight, punk
Meet me at the crossroads after school, dumbell.

>>37254717
No, she won't
>>37254736
I would, but kids get out of school I work
We can work on the scheduling later

>>37254717
I feel like you aren't paying attention.

Am I just hate bait or something? Why is it always me?

>>37254646
>I'm the older one
Oh in that case you have a meany-pants otouto.

>>37254830
>meany-pants otouto.
Such things don't exist, I don't know what you're talking about.

>>37254830
Just ignore them.

How did the waiting naked for your brother turn out?

>>37254830
He's like a prince, he isn't mean he just doesn't know better because he's been special his whole life. He's getting better though. He let me cuddle with him a few times.

>>37254867
>>37254943
Hmmm good point. Maybe he's not.
>>37254919
I try to ignore it. Sometimes it gets a little full retard though.

It went really well. Want greentext?

>>37254943
Are you in love with him or do you just love him as a bro?

>>37254809
Not like I'm going to fight anyways. Chicken.
>>37254983
Go on with your dirty night.

>>37254983
No, keep it to yourself for now. There are trolls afoot.

>>37254989
What is loving someone as your brother? Does it seem like I do more than what's normal? I think I love him as my brother.

>>37255031
I just assume you were having incestuous thoughts like a lot of anons

But I guess you're just a very affectionate sister which is super cute also

>>37255031
>>37255153
She'll eventually come around too. :^)

what if she doesn't live at home anymore?

>>37255332
Call her up, shoot her a text, visit!

I tried, she just squirmed and said get away from me.

Feels bad man

>>37255341
I saw her Sunday, shit seemed cool

I'm gonna bump it.

>>37256230
I'll bump you <3

>>37254830
Idk why people hate on you jealousy I guess
Imo you are an amazing person and I hope you can keep it together with your aniki

>>37256303
>Imo you are an amazing person
That's really nice of you thank you.

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rare image of Laura finally getting railed by her father

Bumbers gonna bumb it all

>>37257928
I am here for only a short amount of time but I noticed You, Austria and clogs are pretty nice people ^^ Laura is still the smol cute girl

Tbh I love all people that regularly visit these threads and I hope we can keep them going

>>37258584
Can I be Laura's dad?

>>37255356
Hug her until she loves it.

>>37259786
Stockholm? My favorite!

>>37251486
Imoutos are shit-tier. I always have to be the responsible one.

I wish a nee-san to treat me like a baby and coddle me and teach me how to make out with girls.

>>37260143
Maybe she's just tsun?

>>37260679
But imoutos are super adorable and you need to protect and cuddle them, anon.

>>37260713
But ever since she turned 18 she's hanging out with her bitchy friends all the time. She's me as a lame loser and she's got a punky rebellious attitude

If I had a cool older sister, I could hang out with her and have drinks, she'd drive me around in her car, and when I'm cold at night I could crawl into bed with her.

>>37260742
But did you have a good relationship with her before that?

>>37260742
Oh okay, I thought she was still young and adorable.
And it depends honestly, if you had a nee-san she could've been super protective and smothering in a way that'd be annoying to you. My nee-san never let me drink or even wear her cute skirts. I mean I love her to death but when I was 15 or so she was a total Nazi.

>>37260778
You're Austrian, you're all nazis

>>37260778
Honestly, I've never minded over protectiveness.

They have my best interest in mind, right? Even if I disagree, I'd be thankful they at least have concern for me

>>37260849
That was the joke anon.

>>37260867
Yeah, in retrospect I see it that way of course, but being a pissy 15 year old I just thought she didn't like me, didn't want to share her stuff with me and generally treated me like I was still a little girl.

>>37260887
idk, I've always had that mindset. I think it comes from a general lack of care growing up desu

>>37260887
Did your dad-grandpa ever let you out of te dungeon occasionally?

>>37260959
Just to shitpost, the WiFi reception is shit in the dungeon.

Here's to hoping Ella managed not to rape her onii-chan during the talk

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>>37261037
>implying it's rape when it's your imouto

>>37260980
Is that why you're submissive?

>>37261037
Here's hoping he didn't completely break her heart.

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>>37261037
Here's to hoping she did!

>>37261089
Or her pussy.

>>37261077
Probably.

>>37261095
Pussies are much more durable than hearts.

>>37261108
>Pussies are much more durable than hearts
Do you speak from experience?

What are the odds Laura's going up on her mom right now?

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>>37261120
O-of course not. I pure.

>>37261134
Don't you mean going down?

>>37261134
The odds are below 0 anon sadly as they got with her dad

>implying Laura isn't getting dicked by her dad at the same time she's eating out her mom right now

>>37261108
But I'll never be able to do anything to a pussy compared to a heart :c

>Laura
>5'2
>roughly 60kg

Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.

>>37261603
What's your body proportions anon
just out of curiosity

>>37261663
What are your body proportions*
Thanks brain for working you
4 hours of sleep a day are fun

>>37261663
6'5
98kgs

This was surprisingly not an original post. Apparently my doppelganger is also on /r9k/

>>37261923
>6'5
Holy fuck, you're a literal giant.

>>37261951
Let's not exaggerate.

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>>37261134
Don't you mean down? We just talked for a bit, neither of us hit on the other
>>37261227
Probably 0
>>37261603
>Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body.
K already does a bit, it's bittersweet for me
>I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.
Well that does sound interesting
>>37261923
BE MY WINSTON BFF

>>37261603
>my ex was 5'0" and 40kg
>I'm 6'3" and 85kg 12% bf
It was so much fun. I could OHP her and literally toss her around like a doll. I miss those times.

Anyway, on topic, I don't have a sister so I hugged my brother and told him despite being a stupid idiot, I still love him and believe that he'll make a good man someday.

Also finished building my car for my son

>>37262000
>Well that does sound interesting
L-lewd. Nice digits too.

>>37262018
>5'0" 40kg
>6'3" 85kg
Why
>I could OHP her and literally toss her around like a doll.
Jesus
>I still love him and believe that he'll make a good man someday.
That's nice
>Also finished building my car for my son
The toy car? Are you that anon?
>>37262086
Oh, I didn't even notice

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>>37262018
If you're interested, I could mail you a bunch of weeb water slide decals to spruce up that car. But in all seriousness, great going with the car for your kid.

>>37262000
That's super adorable.
Also
>Laura is noticeably smoler than me and weighs the same
Fuck I'm really skelly mode.

>>37261923
>literally a foot taller than me

Why is life like this?

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>>37262190
>why
Why what?
>Jesus
Yea, but she didn't mind. She had a thing for being dominated; likes powerplay and fighting back, but liked being put in her place also. Was the main reason I started lifting actually
>that's nice
Yea, he's a bit of an idiot, and despite me giving him step by step instructions to fix his life and make things easier on himself, he does the exact opposite
>are you that anon
That's me! Finished building it tonight and put it on charge. Can't wait to see his face! It's gonna be so hard no giving it to him for another month.
>>37262194
Kek. I think he's a little young for weeb stuff. Thanks. Here's a pic of the finished product.

>>37262229
Maybe her ass is bigger?

>>37262229
>skelly mode
As if, I weigh less than a girl.

>>37262229
Apparently 60kg is 130lbs, which I'm not, I'm 107, which is about 48kg
Also, our height difference is barely noticeable

>>37262229
puking will do that to you

still eat more tho baby girl

>>37262350
>4 inches is barely noticeable

>>37262344
That is very possible, my boobs are just meme-smol (if that summons kissy: yes they are, shut up, titcow), but I really don't have much of a butt.

>>37262350
Oh okay, well then I'm fine I guess, I'm 56kg. Last time I checked anyway.

>>37262357
I honestly just puke bile usually.

>>37262000
>BE MY WINSTON BFF

I could be your BFFWB, that's the most I can do to accomodate you.

>>37262357
>4 inches is barely noticeable
I don't know why but I giggled my ass off at this line

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>>37262366
>I really don't have much of a butt
Having no ass is infinitely worse than having no tits. When men can beat you at it, manboobs don't count then you know you've failed.

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>>37262337
I've got a folder filled with decals, my man. I'm sure I can find something, although seeing it now, I wouldn't want to ruin it. Nice going. Hope you stay around to report back with his reaction. I'm sure it's going to be great.

>>37262391
>having no ass is infinitely worse than having no tits
Well I respectfully disagree, boobs are way better than ass.

>>37262407
>but I really don't have much of a butt
I wonder why you think that

>>37262312
Being tall is not unambiguously good, it can get somewhat awkward.

>>37262350
I didn't know your weight, I only remembered your height. I was megumeming.

>>37262018
OHP?

>>37262229
I'm the uber-skelly, then. below 100kg is not normal for my height.

>>37262337
>She had a thing for being dominated; likes powerplay and fighting back, but liked being put in her place also
Did you marry even shorter me?
The car looks nice
>>37262357
It's like 2 1/2", shut up
>>37262381
I guess I've kinda got a butt, not sure if I do, or the way in shaped make me look like I have a butt
My mom says I take after my dad though, so if that's true I got something going on
>>37262381
No, anon

>>37251486
Inouti? I don't have one anyway.

>>37262229
You're really just fine weight-wise. I remember your picture from the smolgirl thread

>>37262000
>BE MY WINSTON BFF

>implying you don't just want a pet gorilla

>>37262463
>not having a pet T. Rex

>>37262423
Because I have a mirror in my bathroom.

>>37262458
Oh hey FALBO, how's it going.

What would we call Austria's manor if she invited Laura to live with her?

Smolville

>>37262366
You can still spank it tho, right?

>>37262496
>Smolville
I'll let Laura reeee at you.

>>37262517
>spanking bone and hurting your hand
No, I'd prefer a riding crop.

Also help, my mom wants to make me go golfing.

>>37262441
Kek. I haven't been able to find another like her since, good times. Kinda miss them.
Thanks. I think it's swank as fuck! Can't wait to drive him around in it.

>>37262494
It's been ok, I guess. Reading some stuff, going out with friends, contemplating murder-suicide, doing maintenance for the basement. You know, the usual. How about you?

Also I don't know if you have a commendable ass, but if you don't, there's no reason to fret. You can always relinquish your life to someone that will customize you to their specifications (I don't mean through elective surgery).

Additionally:
>>37262542
> I'd prefer a riding crop.

That's the spirit!

>>37262542
Oh wow, so you're that into it, huh?

tfw ur not Austria's sister :c

>>37262542
>spanking bone
That bad, huh?

>>37262542
>Also help, my mom wants to make me go golfing.
Tell her Golf is a gentlemen only, ladies forbidden kind of sport. Alternatively, just tell her it's an immensely shit sport and you have a reputation to maintain.

>>37262542
>help, my mom wants to make me go golfing

Laura has to talk to her mom about how much she hates herself. I'll hellap her instead

>>37262591
Yeah I've been fine really. Kinda migrainey because shit weather but overall okay. Still just really happy with everything really.

>>37262602
I mean. I've never tried it but I think so.
I haven't talked to my sister about the BDSM stuff yet.

>>37262637
N-no. I was exaggerating. Of course.

>>37262652
That's fair.

>>37262660
Having a bony ass is never good. Sitting can't be comfortable.

>>37262660
She is still lucky :c

>>37262682
Well, okay it's not that bad. But it's not, you know, bubbly or whatever. I can sit perfectly comfortable.

>>37262685
We're both lucky, although I'm pretty sure I'm the actually lucky one.

>>37262660
I'm glad to hear that, you should know that increased stress levels and depressive attitudes physically uglify people and that's bad for business.

>>37262542
You're an adult Ostrich. You don't have to go if you don't want to. You can just tell people you don't like golfing and that's all.

>>37262551
That's a shame, sorry
>>37262652
Like I said, we already talked, so that's over
>>37262463
As long as I can use him as a jungle gym we're good

>>37262765
What did your mom say to you?

>>37262765
> use him as a jungle gym

this again, what does it mean?

>>37262765
I have a dad bod, so I'm pretty sure I can be a good replacement dad.

That fine?

>>37262787
Basically that she thinks it's wrong for me to feel the way I do, but doesn't blame me for it. She says she just wonders what goes through my head more and worries, but I seem okay
And like my dad, she said she's glad I wasn't hiding a bunch of boyfriends from here or anything
>>37262839
Climb around on him because he's big
>>37262853
My dad doesn't really have a dad bod

>>37262933
I'm glad it went somewhat okay, Laura.

>>37262933
please describe his body in great detail, and also how you felt when you Cosby'd him

>>37262933
Guess the talk doesn't seem like it went too bad. Still rooting.

>>37262953
Thanks
>>37262992
He's not jacked or anything, just definition in his shoulders, arms, and chest, not much around his abs, he doesn't really work out anymore
The first night way back when? I got kinda worried how quick he jerked his hand away but was still sorta confident
I was wrong to be confident
>>37263033
Yea that's as well as that could've gone realistically

>>37263092
So when are you going to be inseminated by K?

>>37263242
Like, with the intent of pregnancy? Provided things continue to go well, minimum 5 years, I'm only 19, shouldn't be having kids for a while

>>37263333
Checked.
And if things don't go well? What will you do then?

>>37263379
Cry to daddy, what else?

>>37263443
Will that win daddy over? Will she be inseminated on the spot by him?

>>37263333
People that want to fuck their parent's shouldn't be having kids ever

>>37263612
Want wait for her dad to impregnate her, then throw Laura out on the street while he impregnates his granddaughter.

>>37263379
Probably >>37263443 and post here, what else?
>>37263486
Probably not
>>37263918
I don't think he wants to Serbian Film the newborn, and if he waits until she's able to have kids he'll be too old

>>37264082
Oh right, I forgot you have no IRL friends. Where would you try finding another husbando?

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>>37264272
Uhuhuh, I'll probably just rot in my room alone

>>37264272
>>37264579
There's always 2D.

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>>37264592
Sadly, the fictional cowboy cannot give me babies

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>>37264658
It's a goddamn shame is what it is

>>37264800
When are you gonna have babies with your sister?

>>37264579
I'm sorry K dumped you

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>>37264800
Yea
Honestly I'd be pretty broken up about it, I actually like him and I know I'm lucky that he's put up with me this long, I'm really doing my best to be agreeable and easy going

>>37264845
Wait, K broke up with you?

>>37264828
As soon as science allows it, but we'll try a lot in any case. Just to be sure.

>>37264845
I hope it works out Laura, I really do. You deserve to be happy.
But you just reposted my picture in shittier resolution and for that you deserve to be flogged. Gently.

>>37264845
>I'm really doing my best to be agreeable and easy going
Then there's nothing else you can do, I'm rooting for you though Laura you homo

>>37264875
Wait, how do grills make babies?

>>37264888
The same way magnets work

>>37264841
>>37264859
No, he didn't, I was about to correct that guy
>>37264875
My cowboy is moving faster, his noon is higher
And fuck, if you're gonna flog me leave a mark, make it worth my while
>>37264884
Thanks, but I'm not gay

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Should I greentext last night since the thread isn't being shitty atm? Will have to wait until after I get home from groceries though.
>sitting in my car trying to get the nerves to go inside the store

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>>37264888
Yuri magic of course.

>>37264910
>I'm not gay
>fuck, if you're gonna flog me leave a mark
I'm getting conflicting messages again, Laura.

>>37264910
He is going to break up with you unless you pull your panties down and take it like a fucking whore like Kissy is.

>>37264932
>pic
That's how I imagine you if you had an otouto.

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>>37264941
Kissy isn't a whore. She likes to me touched. Like a good cow

>>37264658
>Laura has the hots for McCree and Soldier:76

I should have known

>>37264941
Most likely, but Kissy isn't a whore. She's for aniki's usage only.

>>37264968
Please, fucking whore probably bends over for everyone. Her brother is just one of the many dicks her vagina has experienced

>>37264935
ok that's my favorite elsanna pic you've posted so far

>>37265034
Say hi to Story-chan everyone

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>>37264968
She really is a good cow.

>>37265035
Yeah? I quite like it too, thanks anon.

>>37264932
Look how fucking smooth those lines are ffffuuuuuck.

>>37264935
Don't flatter yourself, it's the flogging not you, dyke
>>37264941
I've been worrying about that, but for now things are okay
>>37264974
N-no, I just like dps

>>37265067
Whatever you say, orbiter

>>37265089
Just do it you dumb fucking bitch. What's even the deal. You exist to be a cumdump for men, that's it

i want hug my little ones platonically but they are so far way

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>>37265089
>N-no, I just like dps

Yeah, I bet you love a high dicking-per-second speed, which McCree and 76 have plenty of

>>37265067
Can you stop with that already? More than one person can share an opinion.

>>37265089
Leave him before he can leave you, it's the only way.

>>37265098
>cumdump for daddy
ftfy

>>37265118
Send them e-hugs.

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>>37265089
Okay, I have a little challenge for you.
If K dumps you and a girl shows attraction to you in the future then you have to go on a date with them.
What have you got to lose?

>>37265089
>it's the flogging not you
Totally, Laura. I'll flog you platonically, we're just friends, it's just a bit of stress relief. Of course.

>>37265200
>making Tracer a titcow
Is nothing sacred?

>>37265118
Hug them through Skype. Call them and tell them you love them.

>>37265231
>More than one person can share an opinion.

Having multiple devices makes you more than one person now? Is that an other-kin thing?

>>37265244
>doesn't like tracer having big tits
>doesn't think the massive schlong in her mouth is more defiling

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sounds like someone's a flat

>>37265294
Obviously the dick is disgusting too but I focused on Tracer.
A-and I'm not flat.

>>37265200
No anon
tracer is a chestlet, stop this
>>37265231
How does that help?
>>37265241
My time, I'm not attracted to girls
>>37265244
Yea, platonically, you wan to do some flogging, I want some flogging, why not help each other out?

>drive to grocery store
>too many people there
>can't go in because social anxiety
>drive home empty handed
>somehow an anon thinks I can be a whore

normally the grocery store is near empty at this time of day fuck my life. greentext when I calm down a bit

>>37265330
You're pathetic. End yourself

>>37265343
Fuck off whore

>>37265325
did you just imply that big boobs are disgusting?

why so cruel towards kissy

>>37265241
>If K dumps you
>If
>Implying there's a chance he won't dump her soon
>>37265281
Now you're being stupid for the sake of being stupid
>>37265330
It'd save you the pain and embarrassment of being dumped, plus an extra month to look for someone new
>>37265343
Don't bother now, there's another shitter

>>37265330
>you want to do some flogging, I want some flogging, why not help each other out?
I actually don't want to do some flogging but I'd be nice and do it for you.
And then we can help each other out.

>>37265377
They obviously are. Milkbags. Ew.

>>37265440
>They obviously are. Milkbags. Ew.
h-hey...

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>>37265440
>>37265462
In Canada, milk bags has a totally different meaning

>>37265462
Seriously, fuck off you dumb bitch

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>>37265462
Picture of Kissy hot off the press

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>>37265462
Not yours, obviously. Yours are okay.

>>37265470
>>37265492
>mfw I thought "in Canada milk comes in bags" was a meme

>>37265330
Don't lie, I know you want them to nut inside you

>>37265519
>Yours are okay.
Hey! They're much more than okay! Silly magic dyke.

>>37265489
You realize nobody can make anyone leave, right? Sometimes unfortunate, I never want to hear from that pedo again. But regardless, you're wasting your time.
>>37265519
What are you some kind of carpet muncher or something? You can't go around complimenting other people's tits, austria.

>>37265354
I've said I was pathetic multiple times
>>37265383
Why are you so sure he's gonna break up with me
>>37265440
Nah, I've changed my mind
>>37265548
Hush anon

>>37265519
It's really economical to buy it on bags, too. But good luck storing and using it. It's kind of a nightmare

>>37265596
Then why are you still breathing? You're a waste of oxygen. A failure who not only is degenerate enough to want to fuck her own dad but failed at seducing him. With a boyfriend who resents you. Just end it

>>37265571
I'm not gonna compliment her tits anymore, that's gay.

>>37265592
>some kind of carpet muncher
Well, I can with absolute honesty say that I am not.

>>37265596
>I've changed my mind
Tease.

>>37265622
Look you can bully me fine but don't mess with Laura. You can rightly fuck off we love her here

>>37265596
>I've said I was pathetic multiple times
But you're not though.
>>37265622
Fuck off, nigger.

>>37265648
Shut up you filthy subhuman shitskin

>>37265650
Laura will never fuck you, she's got cobwebs growing in her vagina

>>37265648
What are you talking about? no one loves Laura

don't pay attention to him, Laura knows better than to take this tryhard seriously

>>37265596
Is there any real reason for him not to? You are not a catch, he can and has done much better than you.

>>37265622
True besides the part about her needing to an hero.

>>37265643
Try to munch your sister's carpet.

>>37265668
I doubt she'll ever fuck anyone.

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>>37265668
>cobwebs growing in her vagina
I'm pretty sure she takes care of those.

>>37265735
>I'm pretty sure she takes care of those.
I'm pretty sure you want take care of those.

>>37265668
Fight the good fight anon

>>37265716
Nah she should an hero. She's worthless. A complete failure

>>37265735
Wouldn't be surprised if she thinks spiders giving birth in her cunt makes her think she's given birth

>>37265799
Laura's not completely worthless

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>>37265753
Well, I'm her friend, of course I'd like to help. That's what friends are for.

None of you actually have siblings.

>>37265648
Fuck that nasty whore actually

>>37265829
Go get her.

>>37265834
Solid claim with substantial evidence and proof, thank you for your contribution to humanity.

>>37265799
Stop bullying the smol girl WHO IS ALSO BELOW BASEMENT AGE AND IS MAKING ME FEEL OLD DAMN YOU DAMN YOU ALL or I will sue you for copyright infringement.

This threads gay and every one of you is a fag

>>37265880
>to humanity.

I think you meant this thread, and you're welcome, kiddo.

>>37265901
Thank you for your valuable opinion, we'll file it away with the others.

>>37265799
>Nah she should an hero. She's worthless. A complete failure
t. the guy coming to a nice thread and shitting it up

>>37265985
These threads were nice before you incestfags invaded them and ruined them

>>37266085
These threads had no posters before the incestfags came along

>>37266085
>Invaded them
>Trips have been around for more than 6 months

Do you even lurk bro?

>>37266103
These threads got hundreds of replies before incestfags you newfag cunt
>>37266104
Yeah I've been here longer than the fucking tripwhores, and so have these threads

>>37266103
>>37266104
Don't feed the trolls anons
Hug your sisters instead

>>37266120
Awww, does it hurt your feelings that the lights aren't on you anymore? Maybe you should write some more fake stories so your peeps will come back?

>>37266148
I'm thinking that she has actually.Ella, clogs, toesocks and twin were probably her last attempts

>>37266148
Nice there shitpost redd.it!

Incest is a sin. If you've committed it, mutilate your genitals

>>37266279
>mfw most male posters already are mutilated

>>37266190
from the writing style I actually think twin was writerfag, especially how twin actively avoided replying to kissy like writerfag did

clogs doesn't seem like storychan especially since there is zero animosity. toesocks I would put a safe bet as possibly being storychan

>>37266279
So is lying. I guess everyone should kill themselves now.

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>>37266279
Oy vey Rabbi, I wonder who's behind this post.

>>37266315
Just because they're beta orbiter faggots doesn't mean they don't have a dick. They just have a tiny one. Though circumcision being the greatest evil the Jews came up with doesn't help

>>37266190
>every new poster is story-chan

Remember to be nice to your imouto :(
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4498746/Girl-13-hanged-row-brother-18.html

>>37266488
Wouldn't put it past her.

>>37266509
Top kek that's a quality story and that brother did nothing wrong
>>37266488
>>37266538
Fuck both of you newfag cancershits

>>37266509
My God, poor girl.

>>37266509
Good riddance to spoiled whores like her. And you

>>37266509
>squabble over trivial thing was a 4/10
>girl killed herself over it

can't wrap my head around this

>>37266628
>spoiled whores like her.
She was 13 you retarded faggot.

>>37266691
So? If she's dumb enough to neck herself over literally nothing then she doesn't deserve to live in the first place. I'm playing the world's smallest violin for the stupid bitch

>>37251486
>. Be creative
>Anon!, you can't just cum to your sister's ash jar!
>You sick fucker, leave this rooooooom

>>37266509
Sounds like there was more troubling her than her brother. I don't think it was his fault but he must be devastated.

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>>37267315
Did you talk to your brother yet?

>>37267442
She's living in the streets, sucking off old men for food because her brother told her parents and had thrown her out

>>37267442
>>37267315
both of you subhumans need to kys

>>37267442
>talk
I tried but I'm a fucking idiot and can't "just talk to him", I just crawled out from under my bed a while ago. I want to actually talk with him seriously soon but I need time to think. I already know the answer

>>37267591
>Under my bed

Wait, what? Are you serious?

>>37267619
She's more pathetic than Laura. Amazing. I never thought it possible

>>37267640
Disagree. At least her and Laura make an effort. Deer Guy on the other hand just orbits with no chance of ever getting his peen wet

>>37267672
>>37267640
You're all pathetic subhumans. Not just them

>>37267690
Considering you're lurking and posting here too, welcome to the club

>>37267690
I agree with you that the bitches and the orbiters are pathetic shitskin subhumans, don't compare me to them

>>37267619
I just wanted to hide somewhere and be alone, I'm sorry

>>37267741
But...under a bed? I mean, if your 5, ok. But you're, what, 18? How fucking high off the ground is your bed? That can't possibly be comfortable

>>37267766
It's not small or really high, I have to slide in and can't lie on my side

I don't care about small spaces I've always hid there when I wanted to get away from life and people

>>37267845
Give your brother a dutch oven he will love you then

>>37267672
Why do you guys always insult him specifically? He isn't orbiting, he's being a nice person. You're probably the reason he isn't here anymore.
>>37267845
How small did you say you are?

>>37267741
>>37267766
>>37267845
>>37267865
>>37267877
If you were actually sorry you'd kill yourself

>>37267877
Like 5'4ish

>>37267877
Put your trip back on orbiter

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So, I actually talked to my sis about the light BDSM stuff I think I'd like, and showed her my "collection".
As expected she laughed her butt off.
>wow Austria, you're into *that* kinda stuff
>I-I guess I am a little
>blushing and stuttering intensifies
Welp

>>37267926
>>37267895
kill yourself tripfagging cunts

>>37267926
and she didn't say anything else? bummer. tell her to keep an open mind

>>37268002
Just kinda teased me about it. She knows I read/obsessed about a BDSM comic book for a while and laughed it off, but not mean-spirited. She kissed me a lot so I think she might think about it/come around but who knows.
I never thought she'd be totally vanilla really.

>>37268053
who knows maybe one day she'll tie you up and make you feel like a dirty slut

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>>37267926
When I was something like 14, my best friend at the time confessed that he fantasized about tying a girl to a tree (hands tied together behind the trunk) and fucking her. I laughed my ass off, told him that's just fucking weird and then we got back to walking our pet dinosaurs. yet here I am now.

My point is: Unless you're severely out of luck and your sisgf is also a sub, giggling about it is how it starts. In a month or two you'll be trying to slow her down.

>>37268166
What's your preferred restraint system?

>>37268128
Fingers crossed anon, sticky as they may be.

>>37268166
>in a month or two you'll be trying to slow her down
Ohh, no I won't. Also nice picture. I really need to get a bullet vibe.

>>37268264
>need bullet vibe

more like you need someone to tie you up in such a way that you can't move at all and leave you alone for like an hour with a bunch of bullet vibes taped to your clit, nipples, thighs and whatever other place you'd want

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>>37268224
Leather. It's easy to restrain someone, easy to remove, doesn't cut circulation too much, doesn't chaff, gives some leeway and is generally the best there is. I know rope ties, but I'm very lazy and can't be bothered to personally tie and untie someone. Ductape is a fuck to remove, metal is very appealing visually but can cause cramps so it restricts the play time (and it's expensive), and cuffs are for light games, not bdsm proper.

>>37268264
Unepredictable though it might be, I have first person experience with nominal BDSM fetishists that started panicking and hyperventillating when they felt vulnerable for the first time. You shouldn't underestimate the degree to which the real thing is not something you can control like your fantasies.

Also bullet vibes are 2weak and generally suck. Butterfly vibrators are better (and they're not that good really, it's better to tie a wand to your thigh imo).

>>37268392
Or that. Yes, definitely that.

>>37268426
I know, that's why I don't want to overdo it or scare her off in any way, I know the real thing can probably be kind of scary.
And yeah I have a wand massager actually, but maybe a proper magic wand with a cord and stuff would be better.