What is /r9k/'s guilty pleasure music?
Insane Clown Posse here.
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My guilty pleasure is ragtime music. I know it's negro music but it's actually really good.
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>>37461613
Death Grips is my favorite band and In The Aeroplane Over the Sea is my favorite album unironically. I don't even browse /mu/ or anything
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>>37461613
70's disco
its just really good
Where do u get ur money from robots?
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>>37461599
my salary
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I worked for it. every penny
it's my only accomplishment and it's pretty much worthless
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>>37461599
>Where do u get ur money from robots?
Daddy
>>37461765
will you be my new daddy
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>its another breaking down in the bathroom episode
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>>37461596
I'm having that episode right now anon hahaha
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Why is sitting down in the shower while the warm water cascades over your body as you think deeply about your life so comfy lads
I take like half hour long showers because it feels so good
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How hard is it to get prescribed SSRIs?
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Turned 18 today. Even though I've been on 4chan for like 4 years, now I can LEGALLY be on 4chan.
Btfo normies
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>>37461562
>Is cancer
>Posts a cancer meme
What an expected turn of events.
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Welcome, fucking newfag...
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Feels good being able to legally post finally.
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Barkeep here. Who else /lonely on a friday night/ here
I'm drunk and I am also lonely, but I am okay with it... I'm old enough to be okay with it.
But I don't want this thread to be about me.
So come on in... Have a seat. Order a drink, or don't if you want. I will give anyone a (You) if they want to talk. I'm here for (You)
Talk about anything, post whatever.
Thread music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFcmIKl3yFg
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Still open if anyone wants a drink
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>>37461436
White Russian large
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>>37461872
have a double, on the house.
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The Girl I Like Won’t Respond to My Emails
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There's this girl I've had feelings for since grade school, and we're in college together now. I'll call her Amy.
Once we reached Sophomore year, we went out dancing and I worked up the courage to get her number.
We were chatting a lot, but she hasn't responded to me in three days!
I'm getting upset thinking that Amy might have been hurt or worse! Does anyone have advice for me?
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just calm down and also who the fuck emails people, if you got her number why didnt you just call her?
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>>37461337
U sound like a fag i would stop talking to you too
Act cooler, pretend like you dont care that much if she did die because u got plenty of bitches. Girls like that, in moderation. Don't SAY it, just kinda express it, and stop texting her so much till you hear back.
Girls hate clingy guys. If you act like you "need" her she will be physically repulsed, so be cooler about it.
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I bet that if she was in the bathroom for more than 3 mins you'd spontaneously combust.
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I deserve to be locked in a chastity cage and used like an onahole
I deserve to be locked in a chastity cage and used like an onahole
I deserve to be locked in a chastity cage and used like an onahole
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m-me too desu
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>>37461514
>m-me too desu
what have you done to deserve being used like an onahole
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>>37461565
I dont deserve it I need it
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>there are robots who RIGHT NOW are not smoking weed and have never smoked weed when it could make them feel happy for once
Like why?
It's amazing and incredibly easy to get and cheap.
And at most you might only get a slap on the wrist law wise.
It makes me feel amazing why don't you do it.
Also general weed/drug thread.
I just got 2 grams of girlscout cookies, bluebery and 4 grams of purp.
You guys?
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they probably don't know where to find it.
or they still live with their parents
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>>37461145
No excuse I started smoking right before I hit 13 and all you really need is to find a chill family member.
There always has to be one or two.
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>>37461126
Did smoking weed turn that Pepe into a nigger?
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With all the porn out there, why do women still share nudes or make sex tapes with there face exposed?
Even all the bullying shit, they STILL do it.
Why the fuck are women so fucking stupid?
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>>37461119
Idk faggot ask the people who asked that question the last a million times its been asked on here and maybe you'll find your answer
Just maybe
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>>37461119
Chad feel special getting exclusive nudes from Stacies, Stacies feel good giving Chad exclusive nudes. People think only in short term pleasure and not long term consequences.
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>>37461151
Fuck you guy.
Don't ever reply to my thread again
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Wow, I went to Wendy's today and had a great meal! I ordered the Baconator, made with 100% real beef, and the Strawberry-Mango salad, which is made with super fresh ingredients! What an awesome meal, and so affordable as well! I will definitely be visiting this fine establishment again soon!
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>>37461114
Hey shillbro post calories in a baconator
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>>37461282
You need calories to bulk bro
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>>37461114
BK is cheaper by far.
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>be me last night
>horny but tired of having sore penis from death grip
>do some research and find out off-brand "fleshlights" are actually kind of cheap
>can't buy online because I live at home and can't risk someone finding or accidentally opening the package
>hmm...
>Be me this morning
>wake up at 9:30 to drive to the nearest sex shop to get least crowded or creepy time of day
>wear a hat to avoid recognition
>spend 20-30 mins browsing like an indecisive and suspicious idiot
>Finally, over-pay $27 for this masturbator and $8 for a 2 oz.(60ml) bottle of lube
>pay cash so no trail
>get home can't wait
>fire up chromecast and pornhub, preheat sleeve, get lubed up
>first experience was rather tight but much better than my hand feels good bro
>clean up wasn't too bad just quick 1.wash and rinse, 2.pat dry, 3.rub in powder to keep gel fresh
>not too different from my normal routine or after wank shame
>mfw I could get used to this, mfw I might use it again tonight
Is it too late for me?
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>is it too late for me
Where the actual hell do you think you're posting rn?
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That feeling of shame where you're thinking to yourself "Did I really just fuck this thing? Am I that pathetic and degenerate I need more than my fucking hand?" doesn't really go away, but you eventually stop caring. Mine got a little worn out after a few months and I just went back to my hand.
Also
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>>37461225
>>37461315
I figured if anyone could tell me if i've crossed the line it would be those who are already too far gone
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Drugs fucking ruined my life
Don't do drugs guys, it isn't worth it
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What if I want to do drugs in hopes of ending my life?
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>>37460965
There are quicker methods
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>>37460965
What's the point of trying to get drugs, you just exist to make other people hate you for begging/stealing from them and your self esteem spirals down the drain until you become a zombie. Just dance naked on the train tracks.
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Do you ever feel like videogames are just a massive waste of time
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>>37460916
not feel, anon. It IS a waste of time.
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yes but its not like I have anything better to do
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>>37460916
yes. i've decided to start trying to read more instead.
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Ideal GF thread, post your ideal gfs.
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@37460872
bad gf
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This is the gf that is ideal for me
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@37460882
>@
Is this some fresh new meme?
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Does anyone else here have a chastity fetish? I so wanted to have a keyholder
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>>37460828
>Does anyone else here have a chastity fetish? I so wanted to have a keyholder
same honestly
or just a bf in general would be fine too I guess
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>>37460844
yeah
or even better, both
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>tfw no one to hold my keys