Male masturbator

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>is it too late for me

Where the actual hell do you think you're posting rn?

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That feeling of shame where you're thinking to yourself "Did I really just fuck this thing? Am I that pathetic and degenerate I need more than my fucking hand?" doesn't really go away, but you eventually stop caring. Mine got a little worn out after a few months and I just went back to my hand.

Also
>>37461225

>>37461225
>>37461315
I figured if anyone could tell me if i've crossed the line it would be those who are already too far gone

>>37461011
I have the same masturbator

>>37461315
it's pretty much standard for girls to use sex toys, hell its encouraged to the point where popular stores such as ann summers have sections dedicated to them. they act really professional about it all.

I wouldn't worry about using it, just don't let anyone find it. it's probably more healthy than constant dry hand fapping

>>37461924
eskimo brothers

>>37462002
>it's probably more healthy than constant dry hand fapping
not an issue when you're not a cutdick

>shitty ali-express tier overpriced garbage
>not importing a superior onahole from japan
the nips are literal scientists who use black magic to infuse the spirit of a succubus into a lump of fuckable rubber
seriously, actual onaholes are fuckin incredible

>>37464157
This. Buy onaholes if you can.

>>37464157
got any recommendations? also why tf do i gotta be original I just wanna put my dick in some rubber

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>>37465296
>got any recommendations?
get a memehole like Tenga just to try out your first onahole... or you could go on the onahole thread on /jp/?

>>37465296
go on en-nls or queencat adult toys and buy either a vacuum witch off of en-nls or the tomax dolphin off of queencat, for lube buy "onatsuyu" lube
high quality onaholes feature designs and patterns that feel better than actual sex, generic shitty/cheap holes feel bland and will fall apart quickly
if you wanna go full-wizard mode and feel fuckin incredible, read more here: https://pastebin.com/hwhGL66a

don't buy a tenga hole or fleshlight, and NEVER buy anything from j-list, they have insane markup
also parody holes are kinda cheap and shitty too

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>>37461011
>is it too late for me?

Not even close. You're barely peeking into the abyss. There are posters on /r9k/ that have fallen into it, and will never come back.

>pic related

Male masturbators are basically a regular, accepted, barely taboo thing nowadays. Heed my warning though OP: When you look into to abyss... the abyss looks back into you.

>>37461011
>pornhub
Do I really share a board with normalfag plebs like this

>>37465296
>also why tf do i gotta be original I just wanna put my dick in some rubber
you want to stick it into some carcinogenic hole which causes your member to rot away?

>>37461011
>>wake up at 9:30 to drive to the nearest sex shop to get least crowded or creepy time of day

dude, this is like the whole reason online shopping was invented.

I'm really surprised sex shops outlived video rental places. I like sex-toys (purely for masturbation of course) but I would never enter a sex shop.

>not using >>>/jp/onahole

>>37465519
>thousand-c0cks-stare

how about putting the fleshlight on the matress and fucking it

>>37465519
Her face should be happier. I wouldn't want to fuck a sexdoll who didn't seem at least a little bit enthusiastic.

>>37465558

I think they outlived those because not a lot of married guys or people like OP want shit delivered to their home where their spouses/moms will find it, or have MEGASEXBANGBANG INC. show up on their credit card bills.

>>37465715
except any half-decent place would have an inconspicuous/unassuming name so that it wouldn't arouse any suspicion

>>37461011
OP you bought roastie fleshlite

>>37461315
source me on that left image, also i know what you mean. My onahole wore out and ripped at the end. Sad feeling

>>37465335
>get a memehole like Tenga just to try out your first onahole... or you could go on the onahole thread on /jp/?
NO, tenga is beyond shit.

>>37466061
Its Anzu Futaba from idolmaster

>>37466125
What makes it shit? I bought one and it was pretty good even though I bought a disposable one

>>37466177
you mean the egg? youve felt nothing yet. The best ona hole i had was a sheepgirl one i got in japan, was 5000 yen. The feeling is completely different and next level. I reccoment

>>>/jp/ethernal

>>37466202
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>>>/jp/eternal

>>37465789
First thing I thought too
He paid for a roastie
I've been wanting a fleshlight from Bad Dragon but I don't want to pay with cards... I really want that horse/pony fleshlight though.

>>37465558
I think you need to work on your reading skills before posting again.

>>37461011
way too much effort, I just want to get my dick out and fap not have to schedule my fap.

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>>37461011
>Is it too late for me?

No.

When it's too late, you'll have bought one of these like me

>>37461225
>DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU *ARE* RIGHT NOW, THIS IS 4CHAN XDDD
I don't know why but this is the worst out of the various reddit-isms for me. I dislike seeing it the most, and it comes up so often now

>>37466517
What the hell is that?

>>37466541
He's right though you normie

>>37466517
Thats super fucking cool though
Feelin them ribs man unf

>>37465623
Seriously. Would it kill them to make them smile a little? Deadeyed smile beats deadeyed blank face.

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>>37466555
>What the hell is that?
That is the Puni Ana SPDX. $200 of premium male masturbation mailed from Japan and Fulfilled by Amazon.

>>37465780

They'd still get questioned about why there's a 200 dollar expense with nothing to show for it. Personally i wouldn't care and just say what it was, but then you have people like OP who don't want their mom finding a dragon dildo or whatever he bought.

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a few dayas ago someone here recommented a fleshlight/onahole to get away from the deathgrip fapping. did some research, gave it a try and ordered a fleshlight at first. i ordered one of the pornstar series and i recieved the package yesterday. i was really exicted and at first i thought this cant good in first place but i really have to say that this is a new level of fapping. i would recommed this to anyone.

thanks to the anon who made this thread back then and convinced me to buy one.

i will never fap with bare hands again if possible.

>>37466619
>Fulfilled by Amazon
You mean it was used?
Thatd be funny

anyone here have those huge silicone asses? they are around $300 I think? are they worth it?

>>37466717
A hand is as good as anything, infinitely concealable and portable.

I do not see the point

>>37466729
it takes forever to get me off now

>>37466717
ive used not one of those but a similar llarge style one. Dont get an american one. Also they dont add to the experience much, and theyre often 70-80% scale

>>37466740
Do nofap for a week

>>37466748
I think I would die half way.

>>37466774
Substitute it with meth for the time being then

>>37466774
not him but as a frequent masturbator (1-2 times a day) try taking two days off and try varying your routines.

>>37466774
I am a massive fapping addict and I could do it just by focusing on something else, like games or watching TV

>>37461011
I think this counts as losing your virginity. Well done mate.

>>37466807
>this counts as losing your virginity
Hahahahahahaha

>>37461011
>Girls buy dildongs, vibes, other shit
Ok
>guys get a fleshlight
"It's over virgin xdd"
"Guys, am I too far gone?"

>>37466921
When a girl buys a Vibrator, it's cool. But when a guy buys that FuckMaster 5000 Pro Latex blow up doll, with the 6 spend pulsating self lubricating pussy with the non-drip collection nut tray with optional built in realistic orgasm surround sound system, he's a perv.

>>37466938
>FuckMaster 5000 Pro Latex blow up doll with the 6 spend pulsating self lubricating pussy with the non-drip collection nut tray with optional built in realistic orgasm surround sound system

how much does it cost though

>>37466950
idk but pornhubs vr cost $800 i think.

>>37466938
Could we please stop using this strawman?

>>37466938
i dont think a masturbator is a perv thing, but your described fuckmaster 5000 is a little indiscrete. i think thats the point.

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>>37466959
>only 1/2 a NEETbux check