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>>37503918
He never even asked a girl out.

they care about bullets coming their way though

>>37503918
I would give anything to be half the man he was. Goodnight sweet Eliot

A little biased sure, but Trump also constantly does asshole things on a daily basis. It's not like he's some little angel

>>37503915
Did the media ever report that covfefe was actually Arabic and the tweet made perfect sense, or are they trying to save face after the media frenzy of 'look how stupid Trump is, he won't admit his typo is a typo'?

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>>37503915
>Trump still has enough money to keep up his endless shill campaign
Amazing! Maybe he really was a millionaire! Though I'm certain he can't be after this endless propaganda campaign.

Best Pepsi was Lime Twist but they haven't made that in ages. Second best is throwback, followed by original.

All the best flavors aren't made anymore. I miss Mtn. Dew Supernova and Sunkist Fusion.

>>37504035
They changed the name to Mist Twist

>>37503894
Vanilla pepsi max. My only friend as a child was a max drinker and so the habit has stuck with me. I enjoyed vanilla coke and this is a good echo of those halcyon days

Or am I the only one who searches out females who share my hobby

I could teach men a whole lot but I'm not teaching a nobody. She prob doesn't like you lol

That's basically been my experience. They'll just happen to know a teeny bit about something but if they like me they'll pretend to be super into it, so it's just me enjoying the hobby and them tagging along and making me fucking explain every step of the way instead of us mutually engaging in it.

>>37503724

Yep. Every night I'd wait on edge wondering if my dad was going to come home drunk and yell at me and my mom and then loudly have sex with her while she screamed "help!" and "ow, you're hurting me."

I remember one time my father was chasing my mom around the house trying to beat her and my grandmother had to hold my dad back to stop him.

I ended up being a shut-in because my dad would get mad and hit my mom if I went out and he never gave us any money so my mom didn't have any gas to drive me anywhere. Ended up getting fat and playing video games all day.

What hurt me the most is that my dad would call me a piece of shit daily. Even if I did good things he'd still insult me. Like score a goal playing on a soccer team. It just made me depressed.

Is it any wonder I came out a robot? Im emotionally stunted and feel like I'm always inadequate and that no woman could love me or be attracted to me. And even if I could, I have no friends or family so they'd probably think I'm a pathetic weirdo.

I am literally (You) + abuse at school.


I don't know if I will ever recover.

>>37503923
fuck that's terrible im so sorry. no one deserves that. my dad would kill a 12-er of milwaukees best ice every night and just sit in the basement talking to himself. he would scream and call my mom a bitch or a cunt for small things like leaving the window open and shit like that. never hit me because i learned from the time i was a toddler that my place was in my room away from everything. as a result im always expected to be the shoulder to cry on for my mom. im never allowed to have an opinion on anything im just the one who doesnt get upset and stays quiet. my mom was always caught up dealing wwith my brothers who were higschool dropout delinquents and this caused me to come own with severe panic disorder. never diagnosed tho i would be in my oom shaking and sweating and my mom would remind e to "calm down" but would never seek help for me. even now at 21 when we have a family dinner or something im just given a list of tasks to finish while my brothers shmooze the extended family. i shouldnt hate my life this much i should be enjoying it. i cant connect to a girl the way i should too i always have such a fear of abandonment i go overboard

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Joseph best jojo
I'm typing this and assuming it's not original, but if it is I'm very disappointed in all of /r9k/.

>>37503652
Anon, we don't post here just to fuck with you, we post here because there is a difference between gays and fags. Fags are the kind to shit up /lgbt/. Gaybots post here because gay people who do their best to maintain a normie image are as rejected and alienated as any KHV NEET, no matter what impression liberals give you.

It's either be a fag and spin the HIV+ wheel or stay quiet about who and what you are and remain alone. We don't get love, we don't get bfs (or gfs), we just get told it's acceptable to be who we are even though we know the people saying that exact thing will discriminate against us if we aren't "good gays."

tl;dr there's no country for gay people who don't slut it up and conform perfectly to the accept "gay image"

>>37504465
>>>/lgbt/

Fuck off fags, we're full.

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>>37503400
>I have a natural roastie Anon
>I'm a virgin, I swear

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>>37503400
Can someone explain to me how roasties work anatomically
I don't think getting fucked a lot would stretch the labia(?) out, since it's just a flap of skin at the opening
Is it just a genetic thing, unless the female has given birth

>>37503434
post the roast NOW!

>>37503385
Loads.
I'm not a woman hater because I've had a fantastic sex life.

yeah. generally in eduction

>>37503385
Yeah. I've never had sex though.

>>37503352
>drinking
>6am
anon I...

>>37503352
>beer
get some cheap vodka m8

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>>37503352
We're waiting for the full story anon.

No. They're women who were unsatisfied with even Chad cock, so they sought out other women.

>>37503315
let me get this straight. Chad's cock wasnt enough to satisfy them so they got something with less cock

>>37503611
not even that we date the ugliest spectrum of women instead of a chad.

My dad died. Felt bad. Still feels bad. He died when I was 16, and it sucks that I never got a chance to talk to him as an adult.

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grandparents on my dads side died back in 2015. Used to go visit them fairly often and when they died part of that routine in my life died with them. Even today I have moments where I remember and just start tearing up.

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Grandpa when I was 14. Felt my heart sank when I heard the news since he lived on the other side of the US and we were finally able to visit him not even a week beforehand.

He used to also make a point of sending a card every birthday and calling so the year after he was gone, I thought I had gotten over the first wave of sadness, but then by the end of the day it hit me again hard when I realized that constant part of my life was truly gone. Even outside of the birthdays he'd call often and I'd listen to him tell stories for hours on end.

>>37503171
>complaining
>subtle
what a fucking master of emotions

>>37503203
>complaining that I'm posting something obvious

great, sarcasm too.

>>37503171
That black people smell of Coco butter and usually love eating fried chicken. Hope everyone isn't too shocked, but literally they all are like this

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>>37503147

Sounds comfy. I'd do it if I had a license and the money.

>>37503147
Thought I was the only one with this master plan lol

>>37503147
Pretty great idea OP

Only downside I can think of is that no girl is ever going to fuck you

>>37503119
>Europe
You need to get more specific than that.

>>37503119
Yeah I was born a man but I identify as a girl (male)

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>>37503189
western europe

orgsdnv

>>37503109
Six full years of agony.

-2

US

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>>37503109
Almost 10, not bad.