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>>37538665
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>>37538665
>Who is in the wrong here?
The OP, for being a faggot and uploading a screenshot for ants.

the guy who posted a thumbnail

>>37538630
There's no hope for you OP

its a man baybay

That's depressing, anon.

Regardless of what robots and whomever else says, you can't have a relationship with anyone just because low enough standards. If you don't find something uplifting in the other person it is just not gonna work.

This is the kind of stupid shit I live for

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>>37538514
Oh yeah? Or what!?


origamiorigami

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>>37538357
thank you for your service, officer NEET

>>37538357
Heres your you. Now fuck off originally

>>37538357
I love your threads. You're doing God's work op.

>he gets matches

used tinder for a month and didnt get any

>>37538323
I'd prefer no matches to getting excited over an occasional match only to find out she isn't gonna reply.

>get a like on my profile on a dating site
>write a mail
>get an enthusiastic (in my reading) response
>write a second one
>never get an answer

I don't get it.

Cut and file your fingernails, you filthy ape.

I once bought a movie ticket with a $50 not and the change was $36
She accidentally handed me 2 20s instead of one. Made $6 and got a free movie.

>>37538312
Got advice Thanks anon, I just got a nailclipper as well

>>37538325
Gains from other peoples fails feel the best

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>>37538282
I'm hijacking this thread.

This thread is now about angery cats.

please dont leave
i feel comforted whenever you talk to me, please father

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>>37538311
Good idea, anon
I fucking hate this original bot shit

You should try reading Stepphenwolf. I feel like I'm losing my mind and reality is fuckin strange around me and I resonated with that book a lot.
I'm working on learning to accept all the suffering so that I can see that every second of hapiness and sadness in my life already exist inside me in full.

>>37538225
>Stepphenwolf
I've read Siddhartha before. It's going on my list.

>>37538280
I love Siddhartha, but Steppenwolf was just easier to relate to considering I have more in common with a lonely old man than an indian priest.
I can't say I know exactly how you feel since that'd be wrong, but I feel like there's a tornado going on inside my heart and head, and I'm walking towards insanity ever second I let it continue.
I don't have a hard life, I'm lonely but I have a job and support myself. I've got friends and family but inside I still feel like I'm not satisfied, like I want to just hurry up and either get fixed or lose it so that I don't have to endure this anymore.
I hope that's similar to what you feel. Not many people know what I mean, not that I've ever vocalized any of this anyway.

Yes.

You might get some no's from the disgusting normies on this board, but a robot does want a fulfilling long-term relationship. Normies want sex. Robots want love.

>>37538084
more than anything.

Will never happen though.

>>37538105

yea a robot is just someone who has accepted it will never happen

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you don't
orig desu

>>37538082
You noticed that too? I swear time really is speeding up, I theorize that it's because the earth is orbiting the sun faster and faster, like water going down a drain

>>37538082
you gotts travel to the end of the world
it's rumored that on the edge of this world and the next there is an island where time stands still and ppl never age
beware however cause everybody that came back from there reports of ppl becoming estranged with their former selfs and losing their memories and emotions

>>37538000
I would absolutely collaborate. Pls dont liquidate me anon, I know you are an ayy

>>37538000
Resist. What's the point in living if you're sterile?

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>implying I'm not going to get caught up on the logistics of this

>>37537988
>buy you're tickets
>you're tickets
>you're
>you are
>(You)
>are
tickets

The winning numbers will be
1
18
39
53
58

11

Get on em

>>37538061
No. The winning number will be
37
56
28
07

Roll to get your number !!

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only if she was cute and carried most the weight in her ass

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fatties exist for pump and dump, no other purpose

>>37538111
Do they feel good to fuck?

literally when i was 6 years old

First day of high-school

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16ish

took me a while to understand tbhh but i was never a smart kid
i like to think ive accepted my fate in this life

hvordan staar det til, gutta?

>>37537699
>dfn man aldrig ser fellow danskjaevlar paa /r9k/

>>37537862
he e no richi bra, kiva vaeder och inge pollen