POWERBALL is now at $405 million dollars, buy you're tickets

>>37537988
>buy you're tickets
>you're tickets
>you're
>you are
>(You)
>are
tickets

The winning numbers will be
1
18
39
53
58

11

Get on em

>>37538061
No. The winning number will be
37
56
28
07

Roll to get your number !!

>>37538061
Fuck you faggot, now I will play those numbers and might have to split it with other people

Would you gets tell your immediate family as soon as you found out that you won? Or would you secretly go cash it in first

>>37537988
nice try jew
original desu

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>>37537988
>buying lottery tickets
>ever
Must suck to be a brainlet who can't comprehend probability.

>>37538298
Somebody wins faggot, doesn't mean you have to blow your all your wagie shekels for the week on tickets

Why does the jackpot increasing even further excite normalfaggots? What's the difference between 20 million, and 300 million? You could live peacefully and happily with just a few.

I wageslave at a pathetic gas station and at least I can say I see the nervousness and anticipation in people's faces when they ask to buy powerball tickets. The momentary excitement, the quick decision to spend four dollars on two tickets. 'Yeah, it's just a few bucks, maybe I'll win!'

>>37538257
>Would you gets tell your immediate family as soon as you found out that you won?

I'd first set it up and then tell them a year later
>>37538271
It's likev$2 a ticket, get a job NEET>>37538331
>Why does the jackpot increasing even further excite normalfaggots? What's the difference between 20 million, and 300 million?
300 million is generational wealth. 20 will be gone after your kids

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>>37538298
>mfw I win and this guy is wageslaving the rest of his life while I NEET it up on my private island

>>37538373
why would I care about anyone but myself?

>>37537988
The lottery is just the idiot tax. Stupid fucks.

>>37538478
$1 for a chance to win millions..........

>>37538491
That chance is lower that the probability of you dying while driving to buy said tickets

WAIT

WE NEED TO MAKE SURE WE DON'T PICK THE SAME NUMBERS, BUT FIRST CHECK THESE NUMBERS Y'ALL

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>>37537988
> buy tickets for a chance at winning, with it being a known fact that you are more likely to be struck by lightning to win a lottery
> in the freak chance you will win, your name will be in papers
> people will be hounding you for your money
> you'll have to pay the state back a huge sum in taxes anyway

>>37539160
>you'll have to pay the state back a huge sum in taxes anyway

They automatically take off the taxes before giving it to you

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Website still says $375m. Anyways I'd rather just win the mega millions today and get a comfy $80 million (in 30 graduated payments minus taxes) and wake up tomorrow knowing I won the lottery already.

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>>37539160
>live in Australia
>can play the US lotto, get more aud from it and no cuck taxes

Amerifats btfo

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powerball is dumb. your better off playing pick 3.

>>37537988
With the meme-reality we live in we should all try meme numbers like 77 77 14 88 69 or something.

There is literally nothing more pathetic than the lottery

>>37539160
Here a video everything you're talk about.

>>37540190
Fuck off normie the lottery is robot hobby.

>>37539421
Mega million tonight the winning number are
19
23
27
35
45
75

15.

>>37539421
I prefer the local lotteries game than the national ones more open I guess.

>>37538061
I think I actually have a couple of those on my ticket. Plus I got the power play option or whatever that's called. Good deal. Thanks senpai.

>>37541049

CALIFORNIA has some pretty good ones but it's literally the same odds but way less money

>>37541101
I live in Washington the California game seem to have more money than my games. The highest the local game in the past few year is 5-8 millions.

>>37541164

What are the odds vs the mega Millions or Powerball?if it's remotely close, I'd just play the big ones

If I won I would have a village built and house my siblings familys for free

>>37541402
>If I won I would have a village built and house my siblings familys for free

Id just give them money and not live near them. I'll visit but fuck living with them

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>>37538478
>1 in about 200 million chance to win
>1 Dollar for one ticket to win 400million
>Expected Vale is 2 dollars

No I think its worth one dollar.

Also 1 dollar is well worth the possibility of livin a NEET dream .

>>37541620
And it's a fucking dollar.

God, let people get excited about something. Let people have fun. Let people fantasize. What's so wrong with it?

>>37540957
Mega millions are 5[1-75]+1[1-15], not 6+1

>>37541049
>>37541101
>>37541164
The California Super Lotto is up to 44 million at odds around 1/44 million. I still play the mega millions and powerball though because I can win the mega millions today, and the 5/5/ prize for powerball is now over a million, whereas with super lotto it is only $10k-50k depending on number of winners.

>>37538329
>>37538298
>brainlets actually believe this

>>37542167
You'll never win. Someone else is always going to win and that's incentive enough to keep stupid people like you, on year after year through your silly lives daydreaming about something great you only have to pay a couple of bucks for. Maybe this time! It has to happen to someone! You'll be poor and miserable now and if you have children they will be poor too and their children after, because you're too stupid to do anything but buy lottery tickets. Keep on dreaming.

>>37539160
That's why you don't claim the prize right away.
>contact a lawyer that specializes in financial shit.
>they set up holding company
>company claims prize
>no one knows you won
>don't tell people
>don't go full retard buying stuff
>MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR TOWN.
That's how it's done boys.
You can't avoid the taxes tho.

Is the drawing today or tomorrow?

>>37544128
It's tomorrow.

If I win I'm going to build a NEET house and pipe Google fiber to it, put cameras and a social worker in it, and fill it with robot NEET kids. I'll get them to do my work for me.

>>37542512
i put up $2 every time i buy groceries
i won $50 one time and been riding that high ever since
hope is priceless robot

>>37537988
4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42
done, time to NEET it up

>>37544199
That never works for me, but maybe those dubs will help. I'm going to pick same numbers now you have to split you winnings with me.

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>spent $10 in the last drawing, which is 5 entries
>had every winning number + the Powerball number but they were all spread out among the 5 different entries
I know that's not how probability works but it still felt bad when I quickly scanned over my ticket while looking up the winning numbers

>>37541192
1to 13 million. And 1 to 500,000

>>37544783
Fucking hate that when it happen. Make me mixed the number I selected in different rowa

>>37544199
Oh shit 03'09 12 22' 34 18
Guna neet it up

pm me some money if u win goyim

>>37545981
If I win I'll legit give you $10,000.

160 million after taxes. if i win i'll make a thread and give 10k bucks to every poster

>>37537988
give me strength anons
i'll make something good for all of us if i win

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>>37538374
Enjoy paying half of what you earn on tax jews anon. I'll enjoy my stable and safe income that I earn with my own to hands.

>>37546215
connieposter is redpilled wtf

Hurray I won!

>get robbed 10 times in one month
>family tears itself apart begging you for stuff
>every fuckhead within 1000 miles writing you, emailing you, threatening you
>loved ones kidnapped for random

I'd probably just sit around in a dark room shit posting anyway (in a nicer house)

>>37546215
half would still be 200 million

>>37546512
I don't think thats the real connieposter.

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>>37546175
buy 4chan anon
make 4chan great again

>>37538298
It's only really a problem if you're too poor to afford a lottery ticket, which is unfortunately most people who actively buy lottery tickets.