>itt times you got free stuff I'm about to walk out

Cut and file your fingernails, you filthy ape.

I once bought a movie ticket with a $50 not and the change was $36
She accidentally handed me 2 20s instead of one. Made $6 and got a free movie.

>>37538312
Got advice Thanks anon, I just got a nailclipper as well

>>37538325
Gains from other peoples fails feel the best

>>37538293
give it back thaddeus

What the fuck? Is that cheese $45?

>>37539252
He's probably at wholefoods. Wtf is wrong with cheese from family dollar OP?

>>37538293
Somebody stole my dad's work credit card info and bought 2 gaming laptops and had them sent to his office. Since it was the companies money, they said they 'd take care of it, but the place the thief ordered it from wouldn't take them back so my dad got to keep both of them and his work took care of the expenses. He let me have the alienware.

>>37539326
We are all anon here, you can admit it was you

>>37539326
Wait, why did the thief order them to your dad's office?

>>37539878
I don't think he did, I'm pretty sure once my dad's company found out they tried cancelling the order before it shipped, but the place he bought them from wouldn't take them back so they had it rerouted to my dad's office.

>>37539252
This cheese is godly.

>46 dollarinos
>for a triangle of parmesan

I used to be cheese thief OP, true story

I started with shoplifting alcohol jsut for the adrenaline and I gave the bottles away to my friends

Later i was a shitpoor student and shoplifted stuff like cheese, chocolate, books, clothes all the time

>>37538293
Did you want (You)s for stealing?