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Hey buddy I'm not the one who dropped him out of highschool and made him become a welfare queen

>>37613845
>protecting your freedom
they aren't doing it good enough.
they need to kill more people.

lol my dad talks like that

he doesnt fag

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Tfw when i got a girl's snap chat with ck McChicken meme but im to autistic when i talk i got her to cancel on or first date

>>37613730
because the world hates itself and does self-destructive things
have pity on the world

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>>37613730

The secret to great social skills is to not give a shit. But be careful, people who don't give a shit, also don't give enough of a shit to show it. Or shove their lack of interest in other people's faces. Find a good reason to not give a shit, and it will work wonders.

t. Oldfag

6 inches or just under is average so.... yes

>>37613698
Cross that off the bucket list.

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>>37613680
6.5 inches here, made this drawing of my dick earlier

she's baiting you

do you feel aroused by all that OP?

>OP could have the perfect life fucking his sister and living as a neet couple hiding from the cruel and judgemental society
>he instead decides to shitpost on r9k
unacceptable

>>37613679
She wants your dick. Don't deny her anon, you two share a special relationship and she wants to consummate it by taking your virginity. Just remember there's nothing at all wrong with consensual wincest. Go get em tiger!

>>37613670
Neato, i got kicked out of my old one recently, been looking for a replacement.

full of trannies and orbiters no doubt

>>37613715
Sorry, but trannies and orbiters are not allowed

Moosehead beer.

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>>37614009
drinking from the head of a moose. Now that's badass. I like it.

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It tastes better when its shoplifted

also saw a condom comercial on tv so i flipped off the tv.....i feel like shit now ...still a virgin at 21....feel like a failure

I don't know what to do. I guess you could try to make friends, I did once and it sort of turned out all right for a while, had some fun and stuff. Most of the time I'm alone tho and it sucks but I'm so used to it.

I use the sadness and rage and loneliness to write songs. If it wasn't because of that hobby I'd try to make friends again.

Hey, at least you're starting a new job right? As IT guy you'll have way more interactions with people so take that as a chance to interact more, might make a friend. Go for a walk or go to a bar or something if you feel lonely. A walk will clear your head and the bar will at least get you drunk but you can also get the chance to talk to people

...You've never been outside haven't you?

>>37613573
dude you can squish any bug with your hand/fist it's just really nasty for the bigger ones

>>37613573
you should post this in one of those stacy roleplaying threads, it'll be funny

it feels great, feels like you have a duty to protect someone, to live up to the mental image they have of you, then when they hug you, you feel tickles through all your body

or that's what I'd say if I had experienced it

>>37613572
she has to be pretty to love her..

>>37613587
you don't feel tickles normally
it's when you're lying together in bed in the morning and she hugs you as you lie on your back and you look at her and she's looking at you with those eyes so you smile at her and she smiles back then sits up in bed and wipes her eyes like a little girl and yawns and asks what time it is then you hug her from the back and smell the fragrance of her hair as her soft body pushes back into you
then you get the tickles

Abosolutely, do it man with all of your will and no doubt

It depends. See if it starts to drift off further. If not, let it be. If it does, absolutely get that sweet puss

fagget faggot

>>37613442
if if if if if if if if if if I would of gotten beaten by a bunch of uh, okey dokes,id have a wrestling hobby interacting with normies on a weekly basis and wouldn't be posting on a feminist basket fucking forum.

>>37613442
Somehow no. I think the biggest one in my district was 145lbs, and I started at 152 and moved up to 185 by my senior year. They were hot af, especially this one animal in 145 my junior and senior years that ripped guys to pieces. I had to ref one of her prelims and had to throw on my cutting sweats and tuck my raging erection into my waistband. Her double-leg was divine.

I had to wrestle a girl three times maybe. I won easily every time. They're just too weak to really compete with men. One time I even got to practice with a nationally ranked girl wrestler, and she could barely even score on me.

I did know about one kid on my team that had actually lost to a girl, but he was incredibly trash.

but I don't want to get dicks in my ass

because I don't want to be a manslut

>>37613392

thank god for HIV, to be original

A rainbow dash hoodie with rainbow strips around the hood. I fell for the brony meme but got out of it after s2

>>37613334
two girl's panties
I thought collecting them would be cool but it just turned most girls off if they found out.
one of them wore one from the collection when she needed it, so I have like a double worn one now.

when i was in highschool i used to wear a furry tail in school and out of school
i wanna die

>>37613078
Being black, their fathers leave them before they're born meaning they have no male role models and are usually raised by their mothers and grandmothers.

>>37613326
thats not why

its cuz homosexuality is an aggression and anxiety thing

Don't forget the fact that sometimes it's their only way to relieve their sexual tension, like in prision. A learned behaviour that end up being a Cultural thing.

Mummy sounds like my kind of lady. Can you hook me up?

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>>37612942
Learn to embrace it.

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>>37612942
thats lewd and arousing