>mummy is making fun of my micropenis in front of her friends again

Mummy sounds like my kind of lady. Can you hook me up?

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>>37612942
Learn to embrace it.

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>>37612942
thats lewd and arousing

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>mom bumps her hand into my crotch
>she says "Damn Anon, are you not wearing underwear?"
>"Nope, that's my normal size"
>Her eyes widen
Too bad I'll never have sex with anyone though

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>your mother has seen your penis
Back the fuck up anon

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>>37613761
>not giving it to mom
this is why you will remain a virgin

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>dads packed but still a beta
>mum's insane and distant
>you are female

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>>37613894
I accept my fate. Getting it on with her would just make things awkward for the rest of our lives. But I understand that you are only posting this because it's hot, keep it up

>>37613916
b my gf

>>37613916
>Thread about having a penis
>Woman tries invading it anyway
>Not even talking about penises either, literally just her own drama
Why

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>>37612942
>tfw dick is 5.9"
>/r9k/ convince me that is small
>threads like this are starting to give me an awkward boner

>>37612942
t. fat roleplaying neckbeard who wears New Balance

Op quit being a faggot

>>37614099
he probably gets off on comments like this

>>37612942
Is that some kind of SPH?

>>37612942
>again
Are you comfortable with so many people knowing about the size of your willy?

>>37612942
That sucks rugga.
You shouldn't have let your mom browse /v/ 5 years ago.

>>37612942
So how big is it?

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>>37615092
2.3 inches
she walked in on me showering once and will NOT shut up about it

>>37615588
2.3 erect or flacid?

>>37615588
set us some kind of cfnm humiliation with her and her friends