Recruitment Thread

but I don't want to get dicks in my ass

because I don't want to be a manslut

>>37613392

thank god for HIV, to be original

>>37613400
so be a top

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>>37613424
thass pretty edgy anon

>>37613392
What about asexuality where I just jack off, don't get aids and keep my money.

I want good head but I dont want to give head or be in an unfair or abusive relationship, also women are insane, I'm not a minority I just can admit this.

>>37613392
I wish i could be a faggot desu
The only guys I find attractive are flat chested androgynous traps with no surgeries
i feel like thats way too specific to work some I'm cursed to lust after pussy

>>37613802
If you're jacking off, you're not asexual. And these AIDS jokes are really unfair. It's not the 80s anymore ffs.

Besides, don't you get lonely, anon?

>>37613803
>I want good head but I dont want to give head or be in an unfair or abusive relationship

That's a perfectly reasonable position and perfectly possible with homosexuality. There are plenty of submissive guys who don't expect any form of reciprocation.

>>37613854
Don't despair. Traps are an excellent gateway to full faggotry. Continue to keep an open mind and you could easily surprise yourself.

>>37613961
>There are plenty of submissive guys who don't expect any form of reciprocation
How does one go about finding a bottom bf and what kind of guys do they usually like

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>>37613392
Problem is that I can't bring myself to find men beautiful. And every trap I see in real life looks like a mockery of the female beauty. In 2D it's easy to omit these subtle masculine traits, but it's impossible in real life.
Also, men who take hormones end up with ugly shriveled dicks.

>>37613997
It depends on your area. Some cities (like mine) have an over-saturation of bottoms, so tops are in high demand and get the pick of the litter. Others have the opposite situation.

There are a host of apps now to help you find like-minded guys, many of which are tailored for specific tastes. If you want something more discreet, you could always check out personal ads on old classics like craigslist (men seeking men). So long as you're masculine, you should be set.

>>37614130
You're overthinking this, anon. You don't have to find men beautiful. You just need to find a chill guy you can feel comfortable fooling around with. It's all about easing into it. You can watch porn while he's going down on you or otherwise distract yourself from the fact your partner is male for as long as you need to. You might find yourself coming to appreciate the male form over time. I know a guy who turned homo entirely through porn, describing how he graduated from trannies to traps to twinks and now no longer feels any attraction to femininity whatsoever. It's a gradual process and not guaranteed, but still absolutely possible.

>men who take hormones end up with ugly shriveled dicks

I take estrogen supplements for the skin benefits and it hasn't had any adverse affects.

>>37614557
Thanks anon I'll give taking the gaypill some serious thought once I join the military and stop being a NEET loser

>>37614618
>join the military

Another effective method for awakening the gay.

Although, the whole point of the this thread was to appeal to NEET losers, not people who already had serious plans.

>>37613392
Homosexuals are absolutely disgusting degenerates and are more likely to be pedos too. Please contract AIDS and die

>>37614801
Yeah, I want to join the Navy no less kek

how to become gay?

>>37613392
i don't care about money

and i like women, i don't believe their bullshit is any worse than anyone else's

sorry pham

>>37613961
You fags are drug users, unstable,reckless HIV prone degenerates. Fags are like black fat women but uglier and much more disgusting.

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>>37614557
>host of apps
Is grindr a meme? Or just go gay on tinder?

>>37615032
I personally like grindr, but it may be a bit full-on for guys who are just testing the waters. I wouldn't want you to be scared away immediately. You need to be prepared to weed out the gross weirdos right off the bat. Again, it all really depends on your area.

Honestly, I've never used tinder, but it's almost certainly the better starting point.

>>37613392
First and foremost, I'm straight

Second, I believe in God and the Holy sacrament of marriage.

Third, HIV and other STDs

Fourth, I want to raise a family and it's immoral and irresponsible to do so with another man

>>37613392
Why do you feel the need to recruit seemingly straight people into your lifestyle under the guise of the so called "truth"? Why not simply enjoy your homosexuality with like-minded people instead of preaching it to those who are not?

>>37613392
You don't just convince someone to be a faggot. I want to fuck women because of instincts in my brain.

>>37613392
Don't gays have high break-up rates? Aren't they also really promiscuous? Anyways, if fags act the way you guys do on this site, then I want nothing to do with them.

>>37615591
>First and foremost, I'm straight

Enjoying good head doesn't make you gay.

>Second, I believe in God and the Holy sacrament of marriage.

Whoa, slow down. No one said anything about marriage, anon. It's just sex. Having fun, you know?

I believe in God too.

>Third, HIV and other STDs

Use the 3 Cs: Condoms, Caution, and Common Sense.

>Fourth, I want to raise a family and it's immoral and irresponsible to do so with another man

Well, I want infinite money and eternal youth. This isn't about what you want, anon. It's about what's feasible.

>>37615627
I love men and it enrages me to see how women are able to mistreat them with impunity. It boggles my mind what straight men will let them get away with just for the slightest chance of cumming inside them. It's so sad and pathetic. You've gradually allowed them to supplant your position in society and have willfully placed yourselves at their mercy. Do they appreciate you for any of this? Is it possible for them to hold you in any greater contempt than they do now? This board is supposed to be the most conscious of this fact. You're all miserable and you all know the reason why.

I only want straight men to understand that there is an alternative. Men can satisfy each others needs and form bonds infinitely more worthwhile and stronger than with any woman. Being a slave to the breeding cycle doesn't have to be your highest aspiration in life. You can be a human being in a truly equal partnership, living on your own terms.

I just want to help.

>>37615643
The cool thing about brains and instincts is that they can be tricked. It also helps if you're willing to actively allow them to be.

>>37615654
There was a study by the Canadian government (in 2011, I think) that determined that lesbians had the most volatile relationships (including the most physically abusive by far) and gay men had the most stable and healthy. Straight couples fell somewhere in the middle.

>>37613392
Get out here degenerate scum
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>37613392
>The whole "I'm straight" shtick drives guys wild and would make you VERY popular
And they say sodomites aren't trying to convert people.

because normie gays are hideous and normie gay culture is bad

>>37616733
brainlet who can't detect sarcasm located

>>37616856
>because normie gays are hideous and normie gay culture is bad

Those aren't reasons against homosexuality in itself though...

>>37613772
I suggest that you look up the definition of euphoria.
There is no euphoria from AIDS.

>>37617118
There are posts in this thread gloating over it.

>>37617441
Even the gays without AIDS are some of the worst people that I've had a displeasure of encountering. I don't know what it is about staying in the closet that makes these guys think that they can get away with illegal things in general, but I know from firsthand experience that gays do more damage to a community than just what they do in their own bedroom.

>>37617481
I don't think this thread is for you, anon. You're kinda bringing it down.

>>37617639
This thread is not for anybody. Look elsewhere for validation as a human.

What makes a boi cute to you tops lurking here btw? Asking for a friend.