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>>37785014
cicada cream pie
OREEEEE cicada OREEEEE
i like cicadas

>>37785014
I am retarded
Wrote name instead of subject
Just fuck my shit senpai

A simple gesture
I want to fuck a trans girl
Degeneracy

>>37784989
that's a metaphor. A simile must use "like" or "as". Also: than, not then is the word you're looking for.

>>37784989
Yeah, back when I was a weird kid I used to say shit just so people would react to what I said. God, I'd rather kill myself than go back to those years.

>>37785016
Or metaphors. I forgot to correct my errors, I am becoming a vulgarian. Shit. I also am including metaphors to this thread, another
"Finding that puzzle piece is like finding a tachyon in real life"

I would never go on a shooting spree because murder is wrong desu

I just want tfwgf[/spoiler

if i were going out i'd either A. be the politest bank robber ever, or B. sit on my munitions and wait for an actual spree so i can kneecap that faggot and go to town on his ass punisher style

local immigration center

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>>37784793

gay. fag. homo. No hetero.

Originally, straight.

>>37784793
Holy shit

How can whites compete???

Might as well kill myself now

>>37784776
So you procure the services of an esort every other wednesday?

>>37784835

Once every two weeks, yeah. I'm on NoFap

>>37784863
What kind of process do you go through to find the women? To seal the deal?

>>37784758
Yes, autist here.
Ask away. I can't imagine anybody here not having autism though.

>>37784758
I mean, I was technically diagnosed, but I feel like I'm a very regular human being now, so I'm not sure how much help I'd be, but you can ask away if you want.

>>37784790
My brother is autistic and I need to know if what he's doing is "standard" autistic behavior or there is overlapping diagnosis on top. I think he's becoming bipolar because he just gets worse every singe year

He's always had problems with getting triggered(and I mean this in the actual trigger) and exploding into rage. But after he turned 23, after every outburst, he would become suicidal afterwards and I had to stop him from killing himself 2 or 3 times because he got into an argument with my mom

it got to the point where we have to walk on egg shells around him because he is a powder keg ready to be set off at any moment. we learned to work around this, but now the thing is he now triggers himself.

an example, we went to a restaurant with the family a week ago and my dad said some normal piece of conversation to him like "get whatever food you want" and he internally freaked out and had to leave, and literally nobody was being rude to him or doing anything to him, he just imagines shit in his head now about people persecuting him, all my dad said to him was to order whatever food he wanted because it was an occasion

another example, he bought the wrong fathers day card at walmart and said that he wants to kill himself and hates himself and thinks he is an asshole because he bought the wrong fathers day card

another example, he drove his car into a metal trash can because he got mad that he stubbed his toe or some shit in the morning and woke my parents up from banging cabinets

he is literally triggering himself now and it's almost like he's bipolar or some shit, I know lots of autistic people since I was exposed to them because of my brother and none of them are like him, all of the autistic people I know have gotten better with time, he is the only one who has gotten worse.

he is a perfectionist to the degree that if he sneezes wrong he wants to kill himself. is this normal autistic behavior or does he have some other shit going on?

>>37784750
>IT JUST ISNT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Life isn't supposed to be "fair".

Woah take it easy man
but only if it's originally

Just

B
E

urself

O
P

Its
that

easy

>>37784656
At least when I was a fat NEET women just ignored me.
Fuck, fuck

>>37784656
Ok, real talk, it's just a lack of practice. Sure, some people are naturally more talented at talking to girls than others, but with practice pretty much anyone can talk to others without much problem. I too used to be autistic at talking, I even had a doctor diagnose me with it at some point, but after a ton of awkward dates and spaghetti spillage I managed to get pretty damn decent at it. Just keep trying and you'll get there - you'll see as each time chances are it will be better.

It's a shame you thought that one would have anything to do with the other, you being healthy just gives you more opportunities in life, you still have to take them and learn from your mistakes. Where do you think it went wrong?

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>>37784607
>We come to an impasse in the road
>Sarge suspects an IED
>Begins to disarm it
>Reveals boombox, then...
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT starts playing

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>>37784637
STOP SHITTING MY THREADS WITH YOUR GAY ASS OLD SONG YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

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>>37784607
I tried OP, I'm pretty shit in Photoshop though.

>>37784637
I appreciate your dedication to shitposting

>>37784503

being able to achieve*

and this is why I wasn't fucking valedictorian

>>37784503
I imagined myself singing to my school, or playing the electric guitar.

Sort of related but I recently became my schools president but have never been that good of a student. Only reason I was able to become the president was because i'm well liked and friendly. The teachers are really unhappy about me being president but I'd like to become the valedictorian as well and am unsure how to pull it off.

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Not like the other girls. You snooze you lose

>>37784494
not jealousy. im an ftm so i have no reason to be jealous of gay boys that fuck their entire lives up just to try t fuck a "str8 boi." I'll bet at least 80 % of modern "traps" kill themselves within a few years or get too many stds to be survive.

>>37784629
also fuck you sjw nonbinary bullshit attention whores.

>>37784441
never went to the prom

>>37784534

How and why?

Fuck off origynalio

>>37784441
I never went to any school proms or dances. If you did you are a normie and need to get out of here

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>>37784430
I know what you're feeling my dear confused girl

When will they learn in an original fashion?

>>37784430
Is your waifu an anime? She'd better not be.

>goodlooking
>intelligent
>good paying job
>ok socially

Do I really have to say it?

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

>>37784427
Can't you make friends at work?

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>>37784529
I'm just coming here for help. I know people here struggle socially also.

>>37784563
Everyone at my work is 20 years older than me with kids and spouses. Also they are kind of strange.

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>>37784414
[EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLIN INTENSIFIES]

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PARTY ROCK
YEAH
LET'S GO