Does anyone ever make similes which are really autistic, for example I recall an incident when I played tug of war in intermediate. I remember saying "My hands burn harded then Viet Cong Guerillas in the Vietnam War", and then some stacies and chads started laughing at me.
>>37784989
that's a metaphor. A simile must use "like" or "as". Also: than, not then is the word you're looking for.
>>37784989
Yeah, back when I was a weird kid I used to say shit just so people would react to what I said. God, I'd rather kill myself than go back to those years.
>>37785016
Or metaphors. I forgot to correct my errors, I am becoming a vulgarian. Shit. I also am including metaphors to this thread, another
"Finding that puzzle piece is like finding a tachyon in real life"
>>37784989
>>37785016
When using "than" it's not a metaphor it's just a basic comparison. It's neither simile nor metaphor, it's just a comparison.
Also I'm assuming he meant "harder". Also I assume this thread is just a very soft trolling so I shall sage this autistic response post.
>>37785098
I'm not trolling. I forgot to correct my errors, and I made the thread a bit too quickly. Forgive my errors. It includes comparisons, similes, and metaphors. Post your stories!