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Ask the sacred deer your questions and he shall answer truthfully!
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>>37983886
Do I have a chance with her?
roriginal
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>>37983907
darn. Am I going to date any girls this year?
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Will i ever get a qt girlfriend??
Is suicide a coward or a glorious way to die? Why?
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death is the triumph over life
it is irrelevant how it occurs
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Ultimate power of when and how you go out.
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neither
most people suicide because they don't see a purpose in life. Whats so glorious or cowardly about doing what they believe in?
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why do people get butthurt at guys who go to Asia to get a girlfriend?
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Just post-wall roasties get mad. A few 'purists' too I guss, but they all understand why.
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most of those guys are doing that are getting used so i dont feel bad for them thinking they're going to get a submissive qt azn gf= but they really get a ho with babies and a family back home she expects him to help support eventually.
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>>37983870
how are they getting used?
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*blocks your path*
What would you do in this situation, /r9k/?
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Hydroplane by accident.
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>>37983787
You don't have to stop. Just slow down to a speed where they can reasonably avoid you. Ask any cop.
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>>37984120
seriously, just coast right through them at 2mph, what the hell are they gonna do
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>where do you live?
>where do you want to live?
me: in the hot Arizona desert
not in the hot Arizona desert
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>small town in Pennsylvania
>I've stopped dreaming like that, I'm never getting out of here
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>currently moving around
>continue moving around
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rural tennessee
somewhere cold and comparatively bugless
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>the ugly guy of the left is a famous in France and girls wanna fuck him
why
he is short and ugly
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>>37983731
Don't be a jealous little bitch boy. Be glad for your fellow ugly midget that he is famous and getting pussy.
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He's famous. That's why. Why that matters is beyond me. I wouldn't like a girl more because she's popular.
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>>37983731
who is he? i like his hair
>asks for my number
>text her
>doesn't respond
THIS HAS HAPPENED FOR THE PAST 4 FUCKING YEARS
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>>37983729
Same. I just got ghosted by another girl who asked me for my number. What the hell is the matter with roasties man unbelievable
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>>37983934
WHY DO THEY DO THIS WHY
THEY APPROACH US THEN WE RESPOND THEN THEY GHOST
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IM FUCKING DONE
FFS
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>>37983729
They do it for a power trip, a girl was all touchy feely with me the other day. She told me to give her a text, and I did. You know the first thing she said?
Hey I did not text you to date or anything, just be friends.
I've since ghosted her.
2 years later and this is exactly what i went through in high school, fuck it I dont care anymore I am just getting an escort.
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>a white girl is being fucked somewhere right now by a nigger
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that's a quality image right there
a cat with pizza
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>>37983713
>implying that if she was fucking a white guy, it would be you
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1 racebait thread wasn't enough for you? This one is worse btw.
>be me
>real youngin, probably 7 or so
>have older brother
>9 or so
>he can make himself fart
>think it's the coolest shit
>jealous of older bro's ass cannon capabilities
>mom bought us air hogs
>the plane you pump up and throw
>pump has really short stem
>put pump in asshole and fill with air
>fart like older bro
>older bro pumps too
>farts louder than ever before
>mfw when i think of the fart times
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>>37983612
>be me
>have older brother
>bipolar paranoid violent monster
>violent conflicts on a daily basis for my entire life, since before I can even remember
>brother gets sent to rehab
>mfw
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>>37983612
>few years later
>moved to grandma's house when we lost our home (poorfags)
>bro is making himself fart one day in the living room
>beg him to fart in my face
>he obliges
>repeatedly get farted on
>because he's making himself fart they don't smell bad
>just very strong wind
>few more years later
>started making music
>have mini recording studio set up in my room
>have older bro fart for about 30 min into mic
>layer them all over eachother into one giant fart
My brother and I are somewhere on the spectrum, where, i don't know, but the bond is like super glue. I regret getting a gf and moving out from him. very few good times these days.
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>>37983670
you should have gotten a brap gf
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>staceys no longer getting everything handed down to them because of their attractiveness
>media acts like it's a bad thing
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>>37983608
>Random acid attacks are a good thing
If this is going to be an effective deterrent there needs to be cause and effect. This just makes them fear for their lives, and they won't connect the dots.
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What happened to this roastie? Someone threw acid on her face?
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>>37983783
WE HAVE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE
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This is such a terrible show.
I watched as much of it as I did because a Robot told me it would be a fun/cozy show to watch while drunk. So on Saturday, I got drunk as fuck and binge-watched the entire first season while drinking and munching out. And it was a laugh.
But watching it sober, I realized it's terrible: not only is it not funny, it's intolerably annoying. I hate it so much.
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>>37983569
Maybe enjoying things isnt for you
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>This is such a terrible show.
This is American media in general. Everything these days is either lolsorandum cringe humor that seems like something conceived during a writers' strike, or it's preachy "libertarian" shit like South Park or Family Guy.
Always Sunny in Philadelphia is about the only modern American TV series I can stomach. Although Dee is an insufferable character and should have been written out of the series several seasons ago.
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>>37983631
I wholeheartedly agree, except for Bojack Horseman. What do you think of that show? It's the only "adult comedy cartoon" I've seen show actual maturity. Rick And Morty is utterly braindead in comparison.
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Who's part of the infp neets kingdom here ?
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Moots chosen people
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Is the only remedy to infp suicide ?
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Who else has created a immensely detailed and lucid fantasy world in which to escape the reality of being an INFP?
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Will you pay for my meal and treat me like a gentleman?
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>>37983517
I-is that a bucket of white paint?
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You wish it was paint brohemoth
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>>37984144
That's a bucket of OP's jizz after he fapped to some naked guy
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Tell us about your shitty neighbors, /r9k/. Ever been in any altercations with them?
>obnoxious white trash getting piss drunk and taking all their family feuds out to the front lawn so everybody else can clearly hear their business
>exercising their Second Amendment rights as loudly and frequently as possible
>blaring honky-tonk music all hours of the night, especially on weekends
>guys don't even work, they just collect Social Security and food stamps for "back pain" or some shit
>routinely poisoning free roaming pets around the neighborhood because they don't like to see them running around
>dealing drugs right out of their houses
>more than one Confederate flag proudly displayed on their property (and vehicles) because you gotta stand for those good ol' fashion values, right?
>any time they unfortunately make contact with you, the conversation quickly gets taken over by crazy religious fundie conspiracy theories and their dozens of bizarre prejudices
No, they're not black.
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>>37983510
I've never really had any shitty neighbors.
Yours sound pretty annoying though. I don't know how much honky-tonk I could take lmao.
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>>37983510
Okay
Not wrong
Man up
U Jelly?
Literally nothing wrong with that: control your beasts
Call the cops
It was Her Turn
*tips fedora*
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>>37983557
>Literally nothing wrong with that: control your beasts
no that's wrong, man. I know you're just being edgy, but there's better ways to go about it than poisoning people's pets.
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>my oneitis from ages 12-15 is now pregnant at 22
>used to text her/aim her every single day for hours for 3 years
>she used to tell me "i love you, not like that.. friend wise lol"
>when i was a kid i thought one day we'd end up together
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>>37983480
You should be relieved. Bullet dodged.
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>>37983480
Nice. Mine is also 22. She isn't pregnant or a mother but she started camgirling, stripping, and doing just general hoe stuff. When we were in high school she became the pass around for the heroin addicts that were in my class. I was broken for a while but am now free from feels
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>>37983480
I wish I was gay. This women things is just fucking cruel. I feel for you OP. I do