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>be me
>real youngin, probably 7 or so
>have older brother
>9 or so
>he can make himself fart
>think it's the coolest shit
>jealous of older bro's ass cannon capabilities
>mom bought us air hogs
>the plane you pump up and throw
>pump has really short stem
>put pump in asshole and fill with air
>fart like older bro
>older bro pumps too
>farts louder than ever before
>mfw when i think of the fart times
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>>37983612
>be me
>have older brother
>bipolar paranoid violent monster
>violent conflicts on a daily basis for my entire life, since before I can even remember
>brother gets sent to rehab
>mfw
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>>37983612
>few years later
>moved to grandma's house when we lost our home (poorfags)
>bro is making himself fart one day in the living room
>beg him to fart in my face
>he obliges
>repeatedly get farted on
>because he's making himself fart they don't smell bad
>just very strong wind
>few more years later
>started making music
>have mini recording studio set up in my room
>have older bro fart for about 30 min into mic
>layer them all over eachother into one giant fart
My brother and I are somewhere on the spectrum, where, i don't know, but the bond is like super glue. I regret getting a gf and moving out from him. very few good times these days.
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>>37983670
you should have gotten a brap gf
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>>37983693
i mean she's azn but i'm depressed because i missed out on a lot of good times
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>>37983707
if you'd rather have your big bro fart on your face than your gf that's your biz anon.
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>>37983612
>bro and i are riding bikes and skateboards and shit one day
>hanging with neighbor kids
>sometimes we'd lay down on our skateboards and kick eachother going downhill
>roadrage type shit
>playing universal studios videogame before going outside
>bright idea from the game
>ride in a line with big rubbermaid containers on top of skateboards for a rollercoaster
>good fun, good shit
>brother dares me to go alone
>awesome
>then he dares me to go backwards
>all goes well but...
>hit speedbump at the bottom of the hill
>flip over, head first into the pavement
>a whole night in the ER
>no major injuries, but i still have a giant knot on the back of my head years later
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>>37983612
Usually I'd say that's fucking autistic but then I remember that me and my older bro had burping contests with a stopwatch and all. 11 seconds record, I don't know how the fuck we did it but that was the shit.
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