Ask the sacred deer your questions and he shall answer truthfully!

>>37983886
Do I have a chance with her?
roriginal

>>37983907
darn. Am I going to date any girls this year?

Will i ever get a qt girlfriend??

>>37983886
can someday my qt lil sister love me as much as i do

>>37983946
>yes, but...
But what bitch

Did I do well enough on that exam to solidify an A?

Could I date my professor.

>>37983886
yeah, the fucking deer is rigged.

>>37983974
don't you tell me to chill, I wanna know! be a good deer.

is suh a good option

>>37983946
Same question here in all honesty

Can me and K work things out and start dating?

will the thing i have to do in august be as horrible as i imagine it will be?

Should I even try asking her out?

>>37983886
What is the answer to this now very original question?

>>37983886
does the chinese qt like me

will any anon that posts in this thread ever get a gf?

>>37983886
>>37984520
reroll fuck migos fuck quavo

>>37983886
O sacred deer, will I ever be a good trap?

Centaurs. Horse pussy?

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Will I find a qt.13 gf this year?

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>>37984538
THE DEER HATH SPOKEN

>>37983886
Should i do it
mesosopic

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>>37984562
Well, fuck you too you dumb deer.

>>37983886
Rolling again
paloesotipeic

>>37984564
No magic deer, I won't chill

>>37983886
Will I make a bunch of random legal money soon and never have to do anything I don't want to ever again while being rich as fuck?

>>37984562
Will this retarded Anon who can't fucking type a meme right get his qt3.14?

>>37983886
Will I pass those tests tomorrow?

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will i ever have a cute trap girlfriend?

>>37983886
Is disclosure happening in September?

>>37984473
What are you talking about of course it matters, why wouldn't it matter? Should I do it?

>>37984625
What? That doesn't even make sense you dumbfuck deer

>>37983886
give me the answer deer pldpl

>>37983886
Is Cyberpunk 2077 coming out this year?

>>37984627
bruh pls

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>>37984650
FUCKING TELL ME DEER

Will I live the moments I dream of?


Somnium

>>37984559
Only 1 in 100 centaurs have horse pussy? Sheeeiiiitttt

>>37984655
im re rolling because im underweight u fagdeer

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>>37984608
Thank you, (so very originally) friend.

>>37984679
FUCKING CONFIRMED NIGGA FUCKING C O N F I R M E D
Where dat human pusspuss at

Asking again because fuck you fagdeer

Will I live the moments I dream of

Will I get a new better job soon?

Has she cheated on me.

should I stop trying and get rid of her

>>37983886
will i kiss a girl this summer?

Should I leave him?
Will I ever find another friend?

>>37984882
Is he really my friend?

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Immortalized because dumb motherfuckers are looking at themselves.

>>37984676
I guess I'll take it, though honestly, I think I know what the "but" is

>>37983886
please tell me it's gonna be okay mr dear

>>37983886
Will i take her virginity?

>>37983886
should i do it?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIGINAL MATE

>>37983886
That tall blonde girl, is she my future wife or nah?

>>37984899
You are lying to me, deer.

>>37985261
Should I talk to her at church?

dude do should i keep trying?

Oh deer, will I get that gf in September?

Will I finally see her tomorrow?

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Will I ever get another gf that's not a whore?

>>37985570
Fine, Sacred Deer. I'll reroll.

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will i have a painful and lonely life?

>>37985575
re roll

sdrftrkjljhghfygdt

>>37983886
Will I finally date her within this current year?

>>37985610
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT JUST GIVE ME AN ANSWER HOLY SHIT I'M SICK OF THIS ALREADY

>>37983886
Sacred deer, must I always be alone?

Will I make rent this month?

>>37983886
Will I live a long and overall happy life?

>>37985634
Holy shit lmao. Sacred deer, you amuse me.

>>37985639
Well I agree, will I get my shit together next month at least?

>>37983886
Will she ever give me head while wearing bunny ears like she promised?

Will I ever be successful and achieve my dreams?

>>37983886
Will I get a gf within this current year?

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>>37985634
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS ANSWER DODGING BULLSHIT JUST GIVE ME AN ANSWER BEFORE I BLOW MY GOD DAMN BRAINS OUT

>>37983886
Am I a good person?

Am I gonna get back to a 3.0 this summer?

Will I go to heaven when I die?

>>37983886
Will I succeed?
Oregano post

>>37983886
Will I see C. again within the next three months?

Will josh fuck off and die?

>>37985720
Rollin again.
Oregano post

WILL JOSH FUCK OFF AND DIE, YES IT MATTERS!!

>>37983886
Is that certain person interested in me?

ROLLIN
should i ask her out?

Will he at least fuck off?

Was attending that thing a huge mistake?

Hello, deer.
Could you please tell me if I should consider going the trap (becoming the gf) path in the future?

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will i actually learn THAT song today and hit the gym for many gains?

Will I become famous in some way?

>>37983886
Will I make it?

100% original.

Should I just off myself?

>>37985836
BUT WHAT DEER!? I NEED TO KNOW

>>37983886
Will i regret it if I wish her that happy bday?

Should I give up on it? Rolliolli

>>37983886
ugh will I regret it der?

>>37983886
do they have std(s)

Hello deer, are you always right?

Am I doomed to be alone?

>>37985891
Well fuck me, single forever. Thanks deer

Can I get cutie gf this year?

>>37983886
Will I always live in misery?

Am I going to fail uni?

>>37985958
Not what I wanted to hear but thank you for being honest sacred deer

>>37983886
Am I gonna have fun this week?

>>37983886
Will one of my movies I make ever be considered a classic?

>>37986010
Will one of my movies I make ever be considered a classic?
I have to roll again cause the magic dear told me to.

>>37983886
Is there still a chance with her? And will i see her again soon

Do they like me?

Will I be happy without her?

>>37983886
Should I give up, It's killing me?

>>37983886
Am I gonna succeed this week in my exam? Please be yes

Will she remember me in a good way?

>>37983886
will the next 6 weeks be fun?

>>37983886
will i...?

dsdsd
sdsds
dsfsfsdf

Will I ever meet her original self?

>>37986080
rwalings again

>>37983886
Is happiness, or at least something like it, possible for me?

>>37986059
I'm gonna kill myself, should I do it?

>>37986133
Go fuck yourself goat

>>37986154
No I won't shill mother fucker I'm gonna succeed this week

>>37986176
But what? I have to study right? Okay

>>37983886
will i make it in time? will i do what i have to do

>>37986196
I'll study hard Mr goat

Will it happen? I hope it does.

>>37986220
Rolling for this, should I focus on math?

will I ever get a gf
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
[return]

>>37983886
Should I stay or should I go?
Originality is a lie

>>37986238
Fuck yeah
Nice thread thanks deer

>>37986249
Hahahaha poor anon

>>37983886
Am i going get what i want within a 5 years or less

will i ever get a trap gf ? this is an original post btw

>>37986420
Rolling again
will i ever get a trap gf??????

Will I get a good rank in my exam?

>>37983886
Will I ever be sexually satisfied and healthy?

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>>37983886
Am i cured and will i get past 80% grade point average in the exams that i will do in the finals?

Do I have to work hard to get Victoria?

Is my girlfriend worth it?

>>37986697
Welp cancer it is.

>>37983886
Will it last after I leave?

>>37983886
Will she break up with her boyfriend and love me, instead?

>>37986763
Tru dat, Deer God.

>>37983886
will i ever be set free from this moral coil?

>>37983886
Yeah lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhh Will I ever complete Brandon's build?

>>37983886
Should I be contempt with the mundane accomplishments like good grades, a good chance of a decent job, etc..

Will we be together? He is not a fuckboi?

>>37986794
Understandable, but next time, let's not let this happen.

>>37983886
i know i havent even started talking to her, is it worth it to even attempt it?

>>37986805
You ain't fuckin shit dog.

understandable have a nice reroll

>>37983886
Am I retarded for playing minecraft?

>>37983886
Will I hookup with one of the managers from work oh mighty all seeing sacred deer?

>>37983886
does she have feelings for me? I know I'm kinda into her, but I'd rather stay loyal. I just... wanna see what you say

>>37983886
will my dreams come true
fucking robot

>>37986873
you right, you right. she's my best friend, and I love her in that way, we'll never be more, and never need to be

>>37983886
Slav or Asian?

>>37986866
>>37983886
But what? Will it be more than just a hookup?

>>37983886
Is she gonna like me?

>>37983886
Is he my true savior?

>>37983886
Will a thread I frequent stop being such fucking faggots and enjoy it for once?

Is she being disloyal to me?

>>37986917
>>37983886
Dammit, okay. So if it's not more than just a hookup, what could you have meant by
>Yes, But...
Please, I just need a straightforward answer your holy majesty. I beg of you, with your all seeing, all knowing deer eyes, please tell me, will I hook up with Mcnulty?

>>37986964
Well I suppose you're right, perhaps I'm part of the problem as well. But I still believe my point needs to be shown maybe it's better that I wait for an opportunity instead of further aggravating.

Thank you deer friend.

Will it ever be anything real between her and I?

>>37986985
Reroll cuz that doesnt make sense

>>37983946
Same question WE WUZ KANGZ

>>37983886
>>37987006
Alright, I feel as though I'm being toyed with. Thank you anyway for your wisdom sacred deer. You have already helped me immensely.
I must ask one last parting question if it isn't too much for your holiness to grant me one last answer, will this occur in the upcoming weeks?

>>37983886
if i get a six then i kill myself

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>>37983886
did i pass?
oregonal

>>37987095
Close, I'm going to roll for this anon. If I get a 6 he must kill him self

>>37983886
Hedge fund and ivy league more likely to happen with your help and will you help me?

>>37987189
How about achieving my dreams through my own merits?

Will I ever be able to land beast fucking skateboard tricks?

>>37987203
You know what deer? I think I'll achieve this all on my own.

>>37987212
Will I ever even be good at skateboarding?

Will i get laid after stevens wedding?

will kate and i have sex soon?

>>37983886
Will my body be ready in time?

Will I lose my virginity this year?
originalpringles

Is my thinking correct?

>>37983886
Will I have kinky BDSM sex with my high school waifu and impregnate her?

>>37983886
will I get into ucla on appeal

>>37983886
Will she dump chad?

>>37983886
Will I get laid this summer?

>>37983886
rerolling previous q, this year?

>>37983886
Will i ever get enough confidence and willpower to start eating healthy,go to the gym, take care of my body, and become a normie?

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>>37983886
>>37987572
im going to do it anyways to defy you. fuck you i can do anything i set my mind to.

>>37983886
will my country ever be free of niggers and sandniggers?

>>37983886

Am I going to die next year?

Could I have saved him?

>>37983886

Will I ever experience romantic love??


oreg

Does he still love her?

>>37983886
Will I ever be successful in my music career

>>37987610
Re-Roll

Will I ever experience romantic love with a qt?

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>>37983886
Will I get a new job soon?

>>37987611
I guess I should let go then.

rerolling for the statistically unlikely third confirmation.

>>37983886
im pretty down rn and i gotta know, will it get better for me?

>>37983886
Will christine ever hang out w me

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>>37987638
Thank you mr deer

>>37983886
will i go to yurop before im 30?

SHould i break up with her? will it work out for me and will she be okay?

>>37983886
Will i fuck kt

>>37983886
Will the white genocide finally happen tomorrow so the blackbots can claim what's rightfully ours?

Is it worth the risk of texting that person?

>>37987646
three 'yes' in a row...?

>>37987696
wow, four now.

>>37987710
Just following instructions

Is the 25/75 Plan good?

Will she finally break up with me so i can whore around in my second semester?

>>37983886
will i ever be happy?
original

So please tell me Sacred Deer, our paths will cross again?

>>37983886
Are you real and are you lying?

>>37983886
Will I get a boyfriend this current semester?

Im wondering, can you please tell me if i will get a gf this year?

Should I take up fencing instead of mma?

Will i get a significant other in the near future?

Will we get the bad wax for the beach trip?

Will i get any happier soon?

Rolling up and down

Is she preggo?

Do I have a chance with her?
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>>37983886
Why i cant get a gf

>>37983886
should i be gay desu?

will my imaginary gf come to life and make me happy for the first time in years

Should I kill myself?

This post is oregano

will i be able to acquire sobe power fruit punch with reasonable ease in the near future?

>>37988560
Rerolling I guess since it said roll again

>>37988557
FUCK YOU DEER

originaliiii

>>37988556
actually makes me ponder

Am I gonna get a boyfriend?

>>37983886
Oh mighty Deer, Does my best friend have a crush on me?

Will I have a girlfriend with big tits (not a fat woman)?

Am I gonna pass today's exam?

>>37983886
Should I drop out and try something else

>>37983886
Sacred deer, does she like me?

Will life surprise me and give me a chance to be with her.

>>37983886
Can I still start a successful family even though I'm ugly?

>>37988780
Well i got a another chance to roll. Maybe i will get another chance...

Should I fasttrack moving out?

>>37988758
Nice, sacred deer, should I ask her out somewhere?

>>37983886
Will my kitchen sink ever get fixed?

>>37983886
Should I become a trap?

>>37988859
I didn't ask for statistics. Should I become a trap?

>>37983886
I am fucking obsessed over V. Will we ever get together?

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>>37983886
Should I purchase a 2008 Ford Falcon FG XT with 155,000 kms for $7,500?

>>37983886
Is she preg?

>>37983886
>>37983886
AM I GOING TO DIE THEN?


ORIGIGIGI

Will i pull an ssj4

>>37988940
reroll

ORIGIGIGIGLOL

Is dewey from malcom in the middle god?

Is Caylen a gay name?

>>37988950
AM I GOING TO DIE BECAUSE I GOT HER PREG DEER?!?!?

>>37983886
should i kms tonight

will i ever pull an lr

Will I ever get out of bronze?

>>37988972
never ever in your life

>>37983886
Is she the one who is going to die?

Should pepe be a hate symbol?

is my dick good enough for da womens?

will smash for the Nintendo switch ever come out?

Is it gay if you wear a condom?

>>37983886
Is she doing what I think she is??????????????????????

>>37983886
Am I going to be the one who dies then?

Should the age of consent should be 5?

is gintama the best anime ever?

>>37983886
reroll
orikdlgskfhsdkf

>>37983886
Is the kid mine then?

>>37989002
Harsh.

Organic comment.

is gintama the greatest anime ever?

>>37983886
does the sacred deer tell the truth?

>>37983886
O sacred deer.
Will i be a qt gay boy?

>>37983886
did i get her preg?

>>37983886
Am I going to end up with her?

Should i keep this shit up?

Will we remain for a very long time?

>>37983886
should i go to the toilet now, or wait a until i'm about to shit myself?

>>37983886
will i find the one by 30

>>37989155
re-roll because it doesnt make sense

>>37988377
are you originally sure
fuck off robot

Will shit get better if I pursue this.

>>37983886
should i fuck a prostitute already?

>>37989189
so should I do fencing?

>>37983886
are you gay, though?

>oreganomics

Did hitler really die?

>>37983886
Will I be caught cutting the fence?

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Will I ever get a qt gf?

ognollia

>>37989240
Rolling again
Orgrgrrino

ill ask now at the midnight hour

will i live the places I dream of?

>>37989249
Will I chicken out?

>>37989321
That sucks
MUstard

can i have a qt gf this month

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>>37983886

will i ever be happy, dear deer???

>>37989361

ty Deer, i knew it :^)

Is Canada real?

Is that person his real girlfriend?

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>>37983886
uhhh can I jerk off to cp?

Should I make move-adoodle doo?

Does C have the hots for me?

will a qt ask me out before my birthday

Dear deer. Am I going to have my own family one day? Please be honest

>>37983886
Is my future boyfriend a German?

>>37983886
will something absolutely perfect and crucial to my long term plans fall into my lap by pure luck today?

>>37983886
is my best friend a betacuck who's ruining his life

>>37983886
>>37983886
will she pass her paper she's been stressing over?

should i kiss her the next time we meet

>>37983886
will anyone ever think I'm attractive?

>>37983886
will i make it?
unoriginal, i know

>>37983886
is she ok? i need to know

>>37983886
is the LP guy going to make me sperg out tomorrow?

>>37989208
Will I ever compete at a high level?

is the danish milf okay?

Does my family hate me now?

Is it going to last another year?

>>37983886
>>37990335
am I gonna die in a year or 2?

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>>37983886
>>37990335
>>37990346
BUT WHAT?
holy fuck, am I gonna die a virgin?

Am i going to have a good day today doing my stupid job thing?

>>37983886
is she cheating ?

>>37983886
suicide by the end of the month?

>>37983886
decisive roll

are jews degenerate? rollllllllll

>>37983886
are traps gay?
asking for a friend

>>37983886
Will I get that job I'm thinking about?

>>37983886
will I pass this fucking exam with a decent grade

will I ever heal from my tortuous childhood?

>>37990492
Damn. Then I'm truly stuck. Better kill myself desu.

>>37983886
Will she ever like me as much as I like her?

>>37983886
Will i ever find an actual partner?

>>37983886
Will i ever be famous/well known/have a legacy

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>>37983886
Will heidi ever go out with me?
O R I G I N A L
R
G
I
N
A
L

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>>37983886
rolling again
Orignial comment

>>37983886
Is she going to contact me within the next month?

>>37990640
Fucking roll again cuz I got a 0

>>37990655
>too fat
Inexplicable answer, rolling again

will she come back when chad inveditably gets fed up with her autism?

>>37990672
okay then :(
Oregano

Will my baldness go away in this 2 years?
Will i be happy?
Will i get the glory i deserve,dear deer?

>>37990697
wow thats pretty shocking my dear, after all that time she found some chad or became lesbian for real, ill never put my big penis into her ass then?

>>37983886
Does God exist? Obese

>>37983886
are your answers true?

>>37990896
Are major religions false?

>>37990846
but what? only once?

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>>37990937
well fuck you deer, my trips are more powerful than your future telling

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O great and sacred deer, does Kekcroc exist?

>>37983886
Will I die in an upcoming foreign war?

Sacred deer, will I ever escape the kelp forest?

>>37983886
Will Bosnia rule the world?

>>37983886
Will I go to war?
>asking cause I just joined

did she mean what she said tonight?? >>37983886

Should I lash myself more tonight sacred deer

>>37983907
will it work out deer?

>>37991204
Does chill bro mean yes or no?

>>37983886
im too faT?

ouirigg

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>>37983886
Alone forever?
jdhdhjdgfasysdg
Some shit

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>>37983886
I isn't getting zero again

>>37983886
Will the rest of this year be good?

>>37983886
>>37991280
I guess I should reroll...?

Is my crush in love with me?
Origigasmm

>>37983886
Sacred deer will I get a qt gf this year? And yes I know I am pathetic for asking this question every time.

>>37983946
same question oreganiomi

>>37991335
Am I too fat sacred deer? Because that would be fucking retarded.

>>37983886
Will I ever lose my virginity?

orignanilor

Will she respond?

>>37991370
rolling again.

oreganinomoi

>>37983886
will she get too fat?

>>37991382
Welp looks like I'll always be here. Will I at least ever receive a kiss from a girl?

>>37991370
>>37991382
I want to say get fucked, but that wouldn't make sense.

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>>37991392
>2 again
God fucking damn. Will I at fucking least ever hold a girls hand romantically?

>>37983886
can i have sex soon or nah

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>>37991407

Well that settles it
>>37991407
>>37991392
>>37991370
>>37991382
I will always be a KHHV

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>>37991431
Damn, the sacred deer really fucked you up.

>>37983886
will it ever happen?


Originally original.

>>37983886

Is she ever going to trust me?

>>37983886
Is homosexuality the cleanest, best pleasure?

>>37983886
Is she gay?

origiiig

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>>37983886
I'm pretty desperate now deer. Will I ever get a boyfriend?

I want it all, am I man enough to get it?

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>>37991550
rolling again for my pathetic life.

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>>37983886
Should I kill myself this summer?

Oreganoli ravioli

>>37983886
Am I going to marry her?
ty6574tg

>>37983886
Will I ever get a kiss from a guy? orignialio

>>37991564
The fucking deer is playing with you let me help you, will this anon get a bf

Should I buy him those things

>>37991647
oh my god, i am so sorry.