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You ain't alone, broheim.

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>>39493068
what's up OP, wanna talk?

>>39493068
I'm not sensitive but I found that no one should feel ashamed of their feelings but you must learn when to express them and when you should keep them to yourself.

>>39493011
the "why me", except i'm 18

>>39493011
I'm the "faggot OP".

>"The Phone" is the "saddest example" even though he's the least worst of them
Hey, it seems like the guy who made the pic is "The Phoney"

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nice trips. it's probably going to be boring but here goes.

>at a relatives house
>chilling in garden while older relatives sit inside and talk
>their little son like 8 or 9 comes out
>starts playing with a shitty paper airplane he made. I'm good at them so I make him one
>we throw it too and fro and his siblings join in
>see the joy I've created and for the first time in a while forget about tfw no gf and school and shit
>just bask in joy for 20 odd minutes until we have to leave
>wonder if they still have that paper airplane

>>39493185
That's really sweet anon!
Your a good uncle. Thank you for sharing

Here's a dream I had.

>standing in line at the bank
>suddenly an alarm goes off
>see this smug, nerdy looking guy stroll out of the back offices
>somehow know he is the culprit and a hacker who has robbed the bank electronically
>wanting to be the hero I apprehend him
>he takes a step back then ask for my name
>I give it to him
>he busts out his laptop and types a few things
>he turns the laptop around and reveals my internet search history to the other bank patrons
>everyone in the bank is someone I know
>they look at the laptop and say, "Anon what the fuck?"
>change my tune and let him go

>>39492951
why do you even care fuck off

>>39492951
Because you're obviously not good enough.

>>39492951
He's probably horny? Why do you still give a shit about him if you broke up?

>>39492880
Aye, it'll be alright. You dont really have anything to lose since you already dont speak to them. Best case scenario you get back together, worst case you return to squeare one. Call them

>>39492880
Sounds creepy desu
Don't call your onetis

>>39492880
op don't

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>>39492865
So how was your day, OP

I mean she does give off a pretty big whore/stoner vibe. (It can be hard to tell the difference desu)

>>39492894

Fine, how was yours?

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>>39492819
>What do you do when your personality AND your appearance are the problem?

Embrace my inner smug

>>39492819
Fix your appearance then you don't have to change your personality.

you figure out how to find cheap hookers

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>>39492811
He was an attention seeking cunt. Like most "quirky" normals.

>>39492847
Is it wrong to seek attention when you're the most innovative creator of your generation?

>>39492811

He was transsexual. Which should really give you an idea of how mentally ill he really was.

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This is now a trap/gay hate thread.

>>39492818
i aint no nazi but if we could exterminate the gays and put bisexuals in camps that would be nice

>>39492807
it's called /lgbt/ but they refuse to post there for some reason
maybe even faggots hate traps with a burning passion

>>39492795
Cuz girls are faggots

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>>39492795
It's exactly the same think with obese virgins... Sit down for a minute and think about it. Obese neckbeards chasing and white knighting Stacies he'll never have a chance with, then chimps out when he gets rejected running back to /r9k/ and starts a Women Hate Thread.

Really makes you think...

It's hard for me to explain and impossible to understand if you don't know the ins and outs of relationships but basically everyone is a needy emotional faggot who is afraid of dying alone and most people settle for what they can get which is typically "luck of the draw"

>>39492765
The evidence is all real though.
There are official UN public documents detailing plans for population replacement in western countries.

Public ads claiming that migration is inevitable.
It's all real, all of it.

>>39492765
it's kind of funny, "White genocide isn't happening but I want to happen" is the lefts "The Hallofcocks didn't happen but it should have happened"
bait better though op

>>39492765
Even if white genocide were entirely false I still would support 100% genocide of every single person who is not white by any means necessary

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>>39492754
Because they want to suck my dick.

Something about them "passing as straights" and not having to deal with gay problems. Tumblr culture is weird.

>>39492754
Because gay people are mentally ill, and fucking insane.

>>39492732
I deflate them with scissors and put them in the trash.

>>39492732
Tape them to ur head and jump off a roof

>>39492732
Ride a bike along them.

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>implying the bipolar doesn't make it better

> he doesn't avoid all women, period
Normalfag!

>>39492861
Mentally ill girls are bottom of the barrel trash and you know it

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I shouldn't know this feel, but I do.

>>39492693
I try not to think about it
I think about it a lot

>you will never be forcibly transformed into a futa