+20 virgin

>>39493011
the "why me", except i'm 18

>>39493011
I'm the "faggot OP".

>"The Phone" is the "saddest example" even though he's the least worst of them
Hey, it seems like the guy who made the pic is "The Phoney"

>>39493011
The phoney is so accurate it's scary. Even the tasted own cum bit.

>>39493011
every point on "why me" and "phoney"

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>>39493011
I'm not a virgin anymore LOL XD

WHY ME REPORT IN!!!!

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>>39493011
The phoney one hits way too close
>tfw I've rubbed my erect cock on the entrance of a vagina
>tfw I have so many friends that I can literally never have a night alone
>tfw I even text multiple girls on a regular basis
>tfw I've even licked some precum off of my fingers once

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>>39493011
I'm The Denialist with Mommy Issues.
My anger has transmuted into a post-ironic superiority complex.

>>39493011
None of the above.
Where would someone who is literally too autistic to emotionally connect with others, but is otherwise fiscally successful and physically attractive fall?

>>39493011
why me + mommy issues

I'm a why me becoming a phoney.

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>>39493011
shit version
here's the full one

>>39493011
I gave up in live, if I ever had a chance I'll take it but I don't even bother. I don't care enough about anything to bother me.

>>39493011
from left to right:

/a/, /r9k/, /pol/, /h/, /fit/

>>39493011
Why me. I have a job, which is normal... but im 30 and i still live at home

Solid Phoney but I haven't been close to getting some

So like a Phoney Minus

the why me is the closest.

>>39493011

im all of them combined, sup

>>39493256
>/h/
>"I would eat her shit"
That's /d/, anon

>>39493240
i like this one

oregano oregano

The Phoney but I'm pretty convincing and in the past people have been surprised when I admit the ugly truth.

That's why when I moved I decided to just lie about it. There's nothing to gain since most women are put off by that and most people will think lesser of you. I can convince them I'm normal, so why not?

>>39493011

I think I'm 80% "Why me?" 20% "Romeo".

>>39493042
You have to be at least 20 to post on 4chan kiddo

The phoney except i don't have any friends

>>39493011
why me hits pretty close

>>39493240
I'm a manlet so I'm automatically The Judgemental

>>39493011
combination of why me and the romeo tbqh ... this hurts

>>39493561
**though like the phoney I can hold conversation and have friends with gfs and (girl) friends

I'm 19 and a non-virgin, don't fit any

>>39493011
THE PERFECT HYBRID

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>>39493011
Uber-Phoney here.
>Has gotten so close to sex that it's funny

FUCK THESE FEELS

All of them at once
Origi

>>39493011
Honestly, I don't fit into any of these. I'm probably some weird awful combination of the phoney, romeo, and the "why me?".

>>39493199

translation:

>once molested his sister
>sleeps surrounded by waifu and plush toys
>been harassing some girls discord lately
>(no translation needed)

>>39493011
mix of the first two

>don't fit any of them
>going to be 20 soon

What does it mean?

>>39493011
Romeo.
Especially the anime part.

not actually a virgin, but I still have the virgin mindset for sure. Don't fit into any of these, but I think I am mostly pathetic and awkward, so my stats are closest to the phoney.

"Denialists" are the strongest race in the world. It's a shame the creator of that image gave it a name with such bad connotations

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>>39493011
>tfw textbook case of "why me"
I don't fall in love with every girl I see though, I have had a severe case of oneitis for a girl for a very long time. I also don't care much for sex and just long for intimacy and affection from a special person.

>>39493240
Unironically pretty close to enlightened.
I don't really have any of the negative aspects of the other ones, I just don't really want a girlfriend, it doesn't interest me. I don't despise women, I'm fit, etc.

I'm a Why Me with a little bit of Phoney. I don't try as hard to hide I'm a virgin anymore

>>39493132
Same, pretty much nailed me to a T.

Luckily I can fake knowledge fairly well thanks to shit I've just picked up and I'm not too bad looking, just fat, so I can kind of spin the "I used to get action back in the day" thing and people will buy it.

>Has gotten so close to sex that it's funny.

Fuck, that hurts. Phoney hit way too close.

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I am unironically none of these, I am too depressed to even consider sex as a possibility at this point.

I guess back a few years ago I was a romeo though. I used to own 3 sex dolls and would use them to test my eventual moves. For example I created a sex move called the '69.9' where I would put me and the doll in a 69 position then put a bunch of weights on my back (not heavy as I had to do that one handed). The idea was that they would squash us together and therefore my lips would squash hard into her pussy and my penis into her mouth.

I don't really do that stuff now though. I feel bad sometimes because I am sure my invented moves would have given women orgasms (for example some involved biting the womans pelvic bone which would be a sexy new experience).

>>39494219
don't forget to put this post in the screen cap

I'm a mixture of the denialist with mommy issues. I am trying to get fit because the idea of being a weak fat slob repulses me, but at the same time I believe that pursuing women is a pointless waste of time and resources. We will see what happens from this point on

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>>39494219
>the '69.9'
kek

Any more moves you created anon? I'm curious

>>39493011
None, really?

When it happens, it happens. If it doesn't happen, I don't really care. I guess you could fit me into the "denialist" since I'm more focused on my career than anything else, but I'm /fit/ and I don't think sex or relationships are "unimportant and trivial", I acknowledge their importance, I'm just uninterested. I haven't fapped in over two years but I don't think that has anything to do with it, to be honest.

>>39493717
hit the nail on the head on this one

>>39493240
The hypocrite but self aware
>tfw hard oneitis
>tfw destroy every relationship I have and turn down sex because I intrisincly hate every partner for not being my oneitis

Mommy issues here and proud.

Women are feral animals who should be treated as such.

All the problems in the world are happening because some cunts would rather live like savages other than helping men building a better world.

I'm the gay fusion of all five types desu.

t. Gay incel, the most pathetic variant

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>>39494819
>Gay

Fucking privileged.

Its easier for you to have sex than it is even for women. Not to mention all women will be your friends without any effort on your part.

Use grindr or some shit.

>>39494883
>tfw rarest gay variant
>only interested in wholesome relationships, not just meaningless sex
>only interested in the above with cute, younger, femmy white boys
>most seem to be vapid hedonist male roasties
>kill me senpai, this is hard mode

>>39494933
You are not an incel, just an entitled roastie inside the body of a man

>>39493011
Is there an option for I gave up on girls and now just want to pursue my hobbies?

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Id say im half the denialist and half the why me

I couldve fucked at least 4 girls in my life, denied every one of them and now I'm still a virgin. I hate girls so at this point I would rather beat them than actually fuck

Im a mix of phoney and mommy issues...yikes

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>>39493240
>tfw alternationg between "why me" and "mommy issues" dempending on the mood

>>39493011

I swing towards "The Denialist" except I have an active job, I'm the best shape of my life and try harder to empathise, play nice and expect the best out of people. It's a mixture of self-esteem issues and fear of intimacy/rejection that prevents me from getting into a relationship. I've had women walk up to me on the street asking for my number and I told them no thank u.

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>>39493011
YAAAS
U GO GIRL
SLAY QUEEN

Where's the "Im too scared of women to approach them" one?

>>39493240
I liked the writing on the first ones better, it was shorter and more matter-of-fact

>>39493011
mommy issues/phoney

>>39495255
My niggah

I wish there were prostitutes who would let you beat them up instead of fucking them for money