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nice trips. it's probably going to be boring but here goes.

>at a relatives house
>chilling in garden while older relatives sit inside and talk
>their little son like 8 or 9 comes out
>starts playing with a shitty paper airplane he made. I'm good at them so I make him one
>we throw it too and fro and his siblings join in
>see the joy I've created and for the first time in a while forget about tfw no gf and school and shit
>just bask in joy for 20 odd minutes until we have to leave
>wonder if they still have that paper airplane

>>39493185
That's really sweet anon!
Your a good uncle. Thank you for sharing

Here's a dream I had.

>standing in line at the bank
>suddenly an alarm goes off
>see this smug, nerdy looking guy stroll out of the back offices
>somehow know he is the culprit and a hacker who has robbed the bank electronically
>wanting to be the hero I apprehend him
>he takes a step back then ask for my name
>I give it to him
>he busts out his laptop and types a few things
>he turns the laptop around and reveals my internet search history to the other bank patrons
>everyone in the bank is someone I know
>they look at the laptop and say, "Anon what the fuck?"
>change my tune and let him go

>>39493485
you made me smile mate. thank you for posting this thread. I genuinely appreciate the comment :)

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Double dose: pic is old post by me.

Be me
>go over to neighboring country with friends for birthday get together (one of theirs, not mine)
>go to friend's family's restaurant
>eat Korean food (dude's Korean)
>thank his parents for the meal
>friend brings out kittens that they keep upstairs
>my other friends play with them
>I just watch (allergy to cat fur)
>black kitten pisses on my friend's leg while he's not paying attention
>call black kitten pissbaby
>pissbaby keeps jumping into slot (korean restaurant design of chairs, will show image in another post)
>have to keep getting him out.

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Traditional Korean restaurants have "holes" in their floors to sink the tables in.

Black kitten kept jumping in.

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>>39492999
>20, male, robot
>meet up with another robot in Manchester (UK)
>we both take 2 tabs of acid
>he lives in student halls, pretty much only person there
>playing music LOUD
>acid starts to hit
>decide to go for a walk
>going down the stairs of the halls
>some dudes walking up
>guy I'm with knows him
>says to the dude "We're trippin bro"
>guy looks me in the eyes
>I freak out burst into hysterics
>have to play it cool walking past the office at the entrance
>both of us are clearly deranged
>walk around on the edge of this park
>woman walking towards us
>she trips on something
>burst out laughing because acid
>literally dry heaving and dribbling laughing so much
>poor women has rushed away
>people walking around the park are staring at us
>guy i'm with says lets find a bench
>walking along
>in the corner of my eye he looks like a fucking goose
>arms are flapping like wings and his legs like a gooses
>giggling to myself like a retard
>sit down
>have this really incredible moment where it was as if we were completely alone but surrounded by people
>could see people in the distance, but none came within a certain distance of us
>was super surreal
>decide to walk back
>walk past where the woman tripped
>both of us stop and look at each other
>both had this feeling of "Did that actually just happen?"
>feel as if the entire hour or so we spent outside hadn't happened
>walking back to the halls
>some tiny chinese girl is infront of us
>we're both walking like retards looking creepy
>freaking out that she'll think we're stalking her
>sigh of relief when she split off to go somewhere else

Only the second time I've taken it.

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