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I've never even been exposed to circumstances where being "friend zoned" was a possibility.

Sort of. I dated a girl that was interested in me but I showed her my autism so she said we should be friends instead. I told her not to talk to me anymore cause she was full of shit.

I was friendzoned but it turns out she didn't even wan to be my friend

Date her

If you can bare it, I had an ugly gf and after ejaculating a wall hit me every time unless I was drunk or high

>>38094773
depends how ugly desu.
If she's cute-ugly it's fine but if she's fucking deformed then it could be a problem idk

Post pics family

You don't, faggot.

> t. 25 y.o. kissless

>>38094726
As a 30 year old virgin, i just masturbate

I'm not sure how to actually fix our problem

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Just find a gf my dude

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>>38094702
Treat it the way they do drug addiction. Cut yourself completely off from it, and stay away from people that do it.

Workout. Turn addiction into a good thing.

I wish I had the appetite I used to so I could get gains easier

>>38094723
This usually works for me, but how long am I supposed to avoid holidays and free food?
Is my entire life just going to be about avoiding those situations?

>>38094733
My only problem is that I only like cardio.
I lifted for about 6 months and it made me fat and unhappy again, but I got pretty strong.

>>38094698
>I wasted all that time reading absolutely redundant backstory just to get the point of something that could be summed up in the sentence "how 2 talk 2 grils"
faggot

>>38094730
Upset I wasted your meaningless time there anon?

>>38094764
no, just upset that you're a faggot that shits up my board with this meaningless talk. If any of us knew how to talk to girls, we wouldn't be here. That goes for all the other hundreds of faggots a day who shit this board up with "how do i talk 2 grils???"

Bacne is worse than cancer

Other than that I'm pretty happy with what I've been dealt honestly. No major complaints.

I suppose my nose could look cuter

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>small dick
>unibrow (who cares, easy to deal with)
>think my hairline is receding? Feelsbadman

All I can think of

>chinlet
That's about it

>>38094635
Why did you cry Anon? Are you okay?

>>38094635
What's up buddy? Life sucks but we're here for you

>>38094635
Are you disabled, anon? If not, suck it up pussy.

>>38094623
idk, google social phobia, worked for me.
Went to her funeral, the family asked me to make a speech.
Fucks were given.

stepfather wasn't there, because sexual abuse
father wasn't there, because not on speaking terms with the mother
thought I'd say a word about childhood sexual abuse, but older brother told me she lied a lot
I didn't believe him

>>38094623
volunteer at a mental hospital i guess but idk why you'd want to meet psychos

Most historians don't consider him to be the best president, though he is usually considered near the top. The important thing to remember about Washington is how little the constitution says about the president. Washington, through his comportment, largely defined the office. Seeing as how he did so in a very good way he deserves a lot of credit. It needn't have been the case.

>>38094668
Who do they consider to be the best if not him?

>>38094620
I wish there was a president without partisan alignments again

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>>38094619
>Any skinny white boys want to play with a BBC tonight?
You are too far kunta

>>38094648
Well you don't know that for a act, pham.

>>38094619
Nigger nigger nigger.

And also nigger.

Nigger.

nigger

>>38094556
>buying expensive booze

am i ok to drive?

about 20 standard drinks yesterday
it's been about 24 hours

i know its meant to be about 1 hour per drink to leave your system but does that turn into a meme once you have like 20 of them?

i want to get some KFC but without the DUI.

>>38095258
>asking if you're okay to drive
The answer is no if you have to ask.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT REAL LIFE
original grips

Remember when that random shop in the midwest got the CD a day early and everyone harassed them?

Death grips is meme music.Nobody listens to it outside of this site I noticed. You fucking anime posters are the worst.

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FOREVER

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAA LOL

>>38094529
You haven't accepted it yet? We're here forever. Just ignore sex. It's overrated anyway.

>>38095846
Fuck well that's gay

Awww your poor little baby... is the big bad man giving you "high stress"? Life must be very difficult for you.

OP is a faggot but I agree keep politics to the politics board. You wouldn't make a >tfw no gf bread on /pol/.

>>38094483
I wanna pick up an ak and smoke rightists

You're the only one spamming you stupid shill. Who pays you to post on /r9k/? It's not even the right board to post your shit

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>>38094455
You're gonna have a good time, had 1.5 heaping tablespoons tonight. Be sure to combine it with weed if you can, makes it 100x better. And booze if you're into that.

>>38094455
Kratom is the jenkem juice of drugs

>>38094521
I will definitely smoke a joint then, not sure if I feel anything yet

>>38094812
How do you figure