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Pic related is one I did for /co/
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>tfw OP likes them buff
Korra sucks, but Rogue is top notch. Please don't call her names.
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made this chart for /aco/
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>>38330370
Stannis did everything that he needed to do

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>IQ of 106
>Take MBTI and get INFP

Who /fucked/?
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The MBTI thing is kinda bs, I used to be a heavy INTP and after going to cognitive behavioral therapy and getting better habits, I'm naturally moving from I > E and P > J. Our society completely betrays us by telling us we can't change our personality and self improve.
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>>38330237
>INTP
>Doesn't believe in the MBTI at all

That's the only personality type that does that.
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>>38329950
Are you me? That's exactly my situation nigga.

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Help needed
>Be me
>have to work as student ambasador to college because I excel in my chosen subject
>have to greet the high schoolers on an open day to show them the college
>have to share post with a girl
>bit nervous
>she seems nice and I actually speak to her
>we get onto topic of music where I say I like jazz
>she also says she likes jazz
>2 days later
>I'm in the ambassadors chat on face book discussing who gets which job when jazz gets brought up
>the same girl goes on a rant about Hating jazz
>what does this mean?
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She wanted to be nice to you. Ppl tend to lie only to look good in the eyes of others.
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>>38329981
That is probably the reason
I completely overlooked that possibility
I was beginning to panic
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>>38329918
>>what does this mean?

she just found that her mentioning of "jazz" attracted some two hundred beta fag orbiters. and you're at least suspected to be one of them.

turn page and go on, forget her, you're already doomed, at most you'll be in her friendzoned list.

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will dicklets ever recover?
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the dicklet is still fucking that girl so I think he wins.
obviously a whore though.
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>>38329929
I'm fucking her on the side and cucking him so I am pretty sure that means I win
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>>38329929
>dicklet coping
Kek

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I-I think I have a problem guys.
I can't stop taking creepshots of my female friends and of random women in public.
I'm not even ugly, I can get women perfectly fine if I tried, but nothing turns me on more than jerking it to a creepshot.
And I've gotten so good at it too I'll sometimes do it habitually without even realizing. I have a huge collection in a secure folder on my phone.
H-How do I stop this?? I know what I'm doing is wrong but it gets me off so fucking good. The feeling is honestly probably better than sex, although I'm still a virgin so I wouldn't know.
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Share pics right now
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>>38329828
Chris? Is that you, pal?
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post all feet pics you have saved

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>if dubs I use my NEEThood to learn a language
>if trips I learn Japanese
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Learn occitan
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>>38329922
aww yeah occitan

don't even know what that is but learn it nigga
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>>38330037
It's a romance language, it sounds pretty cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1se2xsAfyk
not sure what dialect the song is sung in by I quite like it, like a mix between catalan, italian and french.

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>moving into a house with normies I dont know in September.

What do I do robots? I'm a uni fag how will I be able to wank.
Can I watch anime in the living room?
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>>38329756
Answer this thread you stupid nor.ie fucks I need help here.
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In my country most uni houses have a wank room, as for watching anime in living room prob not since They normies
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when it comes to being normal, just clean yourself and your messes often. being clean turns a degenerate into just a person with different taste than normies. watch the cool, graphically impressive amv's in the open (AKIRA, for example) and save the moeshit for private times. jerk it in the bathroom with the door locked, if possible.

frogs are so cute
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I'd fuck 'em
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frogposting is not acceptable however
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>>38329842
when u waitin for dat coffee to finish cookin

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> tfw you will never be a teenager in 2003
> tfw you will never play the original diablo on a CTR monitor
> tfw you will never think 512mb of ram was a powerful computer
> tfw you will never live post 9/11
>tfw you will never buy the original pokemon games when they came out
>tfw you will never browse the old internet before it became normiefide
god damn i wish i was born during the 80's so i could be a teen in the 90's early 00's i would have loved to own an old bulky laptop with windows xp i would have loved the old internet and dialup before smart devices became a thing i would have loved my old playstation or computer. reeeeeee can any old fags tell me what it was like back in the day ?
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>>38329639
it was good but not as good as the internet-less 90s, those were REALLY good

god watching alien 3 and jurassic park on vhs man those were the days
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>>38329747
are you a real old fag ? could you tell me about the days of old ? what was it like to be on the interet back in the day what was it like when 4chan FIRST started and how many users where there what ever happened to something awful ? what was MySpace like ? i was born in 1996 so i remember SOME things but of course i was never smart enough to use a computer back in the day so
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>>38329639
>tfw you will never live post 9/11

You are literally living post 9/11 RIGHT NOW

If you meant
>you will never live pre 9/11

you're underage and you should leave now.

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You are a nigger if you find this pig attractive!
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>>38329563
that's a pretty dumpy ass desu fampai
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Looks like someone had an accident in their diapee
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>>38329563
Okay. I'll be a nigger.
>Dat ass.

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>be mentally ill
>Dr.sheckelbergstein Stacy and Brad all encourage you to transition from male to "female"
>get expensive risky surgery
>this is the end result

Holy Mary mother of god pray for us sinners...
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>>38329505
>4 hours a day every day.
No im trans and I dilate once a month for 20/30 minutes. Ive never had a period or any infection or anything, its all clean
Thats not the "result", its still very much part of the healing process
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That's why you get yourself a trap gf that has a functioning mind and doesn't want to cut anything off.
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>>38329559
did you really get your dick cut off?
what a fucking retard, you will commit suicide after you realize how fucking dumb are you

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It has begun, robots.
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Good. Manlets are not people

Short people deserve gas.
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>only 6'+
It's more of a big of non-midgets.
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It's not like it's a secret that tall people think the are the ubermensch.

WE ALL KNOW

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Why do you defend the most infamous man of all time?
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>>38329332

Do we? Is r9k one hive mind or entity?
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Cause he hates Jews and doesn't afraid of anything
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>>38329373
If he wasn't afraid of anything why did he end his own life?

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Is there any way a robot can ever get a girlfriend? I haven't even held a girls hand and I'm thinking if giving up. I need hope.
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depends. what are your physical attributes?
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Just got a tinder date. There are so many ways to fuck this up and im pretty sure the most embarrassing one will happen. But yeah, try tinder and online dating.
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>>38329305
3/10 on good days.

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Why the fuck are psychedelics illegal? I did LSD the other day and it was the best experience I've ever had.
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>>38329256
Is lsd expensive?

I'd like to try it
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>>38329433
Depends on who your dealer is. I got a tab for $20 but I have a friend who said he got a tab for $3.
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>>38329433
you can get really cheap tabs on deep web.
recently started micro dosing lsd once every four days. Seems pretty good.

Was able to get it pretty cheap since i didn't need a strong tab. got 110 micro g for like 10 euro with p&p included. tab itself was like 5 euro.

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