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Be honest, did you guys ever eat your own cum out of desperation?
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>>39567902
Desperation? No. Because it makes cleanup easier and biologically recycles the wasted nutrients? Absolutely. Nigger there's stem cells and shit in that goo.
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>>39567951
Are you a faggot? Why do you eat cum?
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no you fucking faggot. Why would you eat your own cum
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>apply to job
>get phone interview
>rejection email saying they went with another person.
they repost the same now hiring ad today.
kill me.
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Can you go in an office and speak with these fags? Ask if they any other openings. Hiring process is a bitch.
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That's a feel OP. Also
>"we'll let you know in three to four weeks"
>rejection email that afternoon
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>>39567942
>we'll let you know in a few weeks
Literally no response ever, except for Kroger sends me ads for their jobs even though I applied to all of them.
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alright fuck it.
you wanna know what?? fuck it. Ill kill myself
life is just leading towards it and anyone who says theres a point to staying alive is either a fool or kidding themselves
I can hear your bullshit excuses already
>well I'm feeling happy, you aren't. Guess who must be right???
>you are in no condition to decide this. You are not right of mind (because it is totally unlikely that life is, in fact, hellish suffering and there's NO WAY someone sane of mind would find reasons to kill themselves)
(read this to see how that's completely possible: https://willopines.wordpress.com/)
etc. etc. ALL just denial on your part
look up
>Terror Management Theory
and the writings of
>Philipp Mainlander.
they got it. Only THEY got it
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I have no arguement. There is no point in living if we are to die. Good luck anon.
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>>39567675
Good fucking riddance, you colossal faggot.
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>>39567675
I don't want to stop experiencing life
I don't want to hurt some people
On the other hand
I feel like suicide would be the biggest dick punch I could ever give to all those people who put me down
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>get cheated on
>pretend not to care so i get more pussy
>do so
>dump after
smoke em while you got em
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>>39567672
What the fuck are you doing here again?
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>>39567707
it was a tranny from new york so its aight to post here
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>>39567716
So that's two reasons you should leave. Going to stop there?
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So do they have to pull it out everytime they take a shit?
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http://archive.is/NlB8N
buzzfeed has you covered. why do you care about the vile activities axe wound owners engage in? girls are foul. they are dirty, unclean animals.
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No. Learn anatomy.
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>>39567725
This.
It's in a different hole.
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>tfw no black gf with curly hair
JUST
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>>39567540
thats a wig, they call it weave but it's not their hair
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>>39567550
No, that's not a wig.
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>>39567696
It's probably a wig. My families mixed and even our hair isn't that relaxed.. It's very rare.
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Do you huff Gasoline or Rubber Cement? 2017-09-06 10:19:15 Post No.39567513
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Do you huff Gasoline or Rubber Cement?
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I huff hours everyday cuz I'm a bored NEET and got nothing better to do. I see stuff and get delerious. Gasoline and rubber cement are the ultimate robot drugs.
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Have you experienced any significant health issues or changes?
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>>39567513
yeah mang how bout you get some real drugs you know
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>>39567712
don't have the social skills and am too poor to buy coke
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are you allowed to criticize women?
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>>39567466
I'm allowed to critisize anyome I want.
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We're ruled by people with Down's syndrome?
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>>39567466
Of course. Chad does it all the time.
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Wait what?
What did I do? I thought this was pretty standard practice on r9k
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>>39567380
>illiterate
Maybe you should stop browsing sweetie.
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>>39567380
Retard, the idea is that you make ORIGINAL comments. Trying to add "original", any variant or permutation of the word, or any garbled nonsense onto a short and unoriginal post pretty much means you're evading the filter. Use it for original posts.
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>>39567438
kek, most everyone does it, and it isn't very strictly enforced at that
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>tfw I fell for the black girl meme 2017-09-06 10:11:52 Post No.39567367
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>tfw I fell for the black girl meme
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How does this make you feel, robots? Tell me your honest opinion.
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I have that same toothpaste.
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She's not thicc she's just fat you delusional cuckboys
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>>39567367
A) Fucking racetraitor you are gonna hang
B) You fell for fat meme rather
C) GET OUT NORMIE, GET OUT
Also post more pics from the front
REPORT UNUSUAL BEHAVIOR
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BARRICADE YOUR HOMES
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AVOID ALL CONTACT WITH INFECTED INDIVIDUALS
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WAIT FOR OFFICIAL INSTRUCTIONS
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Who here /lefthanded/ ?
>Did it impact your life in any way?
>How do you feel about it?
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It didn't impact my life in anyway. But normalfags act so surprised when they see me writing.
>OMG are you left handed, Anon?
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>>39567212
how do left handed people manage?
is walking through right handed doors hard?
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Is it hard driving a right handed car?
Do you own left handed silverware or have you just gotten used to it?
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What are good legal drugs/medication to take that reduces anxiety and makes you feel kinda mellow.
Thinking of ashwaganda as it doesn't have any recorded long term side effects.
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>>39567163
Meth chills me out
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>>39567188
>tfw someone mentioned meth before me
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>>39567163
try meth, it works great for me!
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>Never checked girls out in High-school
>Jerked off twice a day
>Now 20
>Still don't check out women
>Jerk off once a day
Shit, what's going on here
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I need answers to this as well.
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>>39567137
Depends on what u jerking of to
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>>39567137
>>39567666
Youve subconsciously internalized the fact that you will never be in the same league as any living woman.
Really really really makes you think, doesnt it?
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>>39567131
I guess we'll call aliens dishwashers.
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>>39567131
i think by that definition of people i'm a legal alien since I don't have friends, I'm not a dreamer and not a lover
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>>39567131
Quit calling human beings "rapists". They're people. They're our friends, neighbors and co-workers. They're dreamers & lovers