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i know thatt feel

>>38775907

Don't touch me nigga.

>>38775907
when u take a shit and 2 of the logs kinda fuse together

>>38775637
The air swirls in the opposite direction, which is only useful if your hair spiral goes that way too.

>>38775637
That meme is retarded

>>38775637
The salty sea air quickly dries and revitalizes our hair

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>>38775612
The fact my mother rejected me from birth because she wanted a girl made preferences when she finally got one could be why I'm into the older ladies, might be yearning for the loving, warm mommy I never had.

>>38775612
my foot is not swollen so no

>>38775612
me, to a certain degree

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>>38775543
Anon, that's shampoo.

>>38775543
I tend to not be circumcised by Jews when I was a baby and just jack off normally.

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>cutfags will never experience the pleasure of being able to jack off without a lubricant

actually, she's called domino because her power is that she can either positively or negatively affect future outcomes...aka the domino effect.

>>38775542
Making an issue out of something that doesn't matter at all.

>>38775542
Only a racist jackass would change a characters race through a different medium.

Why do you 'have to' pursue old women?

If you're decent enough to have a chance with women at all, can't you pursue some 16 year olds?

I'm in the same situation, 34.

I've decided to live a lonely miserable life rather than wake up to someone who makes me want to puke my guts out.

The last 30 something girl who showed an interest in me had a breath that smelt like rotten fish. I literally gagged when she sat next to me and talked.

>tfw you get older but your taste in women remains the same

I'm gonna bag an 18 year old if it's the last thing I do

What is your definition of "above average"?

>>38775394
>6 feet, just slitghtly above average guy
This,
I don't want to be some beta boy toy

6 feet.
Especially if I was white.

>>38775386
Be ultra beta and just leave a sticky note on his door lmao

I'm sorry sir but your music is loud past a reasonable time can you please turn it down

OP you must shit in his mailbox, he'll get the message pretty quick.

If you can't do anything but be passive aggressive then just have a music war with him. Here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJaQacMdZR4

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>>38775181
>perfect 3D waifus don't exi-

>>38775196
She's one hell of a multitasker

>>38775181
She must love black cock a hell of a lot

>>38775118
i don't even know what i want anymore
>oreganox99

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>>38775118
>can't sleep last night
>close my eyes and try to empty my head
>someone I haven't seen or though about for 6 years pops into my head
>remember their face but not their name
>finally remember after trying
>go online and look them up to see what they do now
>start to remember other people who were part of my life years ago I forgo
>spend a few hours looking them up and trying to remember faces and names
>lie in bed thinking about how times were good and bad
>people who screwed me over
>people who I just stopped talking to
>people that I was sure I loved when I was younger
>think about the times I missed out on
>wonder if I ever popped into their head even once over these 6 years
>hope that I haven't
>wish I could move far away for a fresh start
>fall asleep and awaken to the same feeling
Still looking at the photos now wondering of things would be different if I stayed in contact with them but things would probably be worse than they are now

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>25 yrs old
>never had any close relationships with anyone, not even family
>no friends irl
>no friends online
>too shy and scared to talk to people irl/online
>scared people won't like me for whatever reason
>tfw

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>>38775117
>Post a game that has gave you feels
When I realized the story will never be concluded and that most kids today have no idea Half-Life even exists.

>>38775138
Most of them probably do but only from >le half life 3 xD

Although you can thank the fanbase of the game for putting such high expectations on the 3rd to the point where it'll never release.

I cried when John Marston died in RDR. That mission gets me everytime...

>>38775089
you are just wasting your time if that even matters to you, fighting for a lost cause expecting something great to happen from the impossibility that is the dilemma we face.

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>>38775123
I know, but creating a thread takes seconds of my time and i'm browsing anyways, so why not invest that second for the chance of winning a 1 in a billion lottery? It's also an interesting experiment of sorts, to see how long can I go and do this every day and also on which day mark would I be able to find someone interested, if ever.

Why not spend a few minutes creating a tinder account?

>>38775059
meth till death

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>>38775059

Productive things you achieved yesterday, productive things you hope to achieve today.

>>38775059
>edition
Fuck off that can't be true lad

>>38774955
Depends on whether you consider seeking out a surrogate mother to be mature enough and knowing what one is getting into. It's mommy issues, simply put, in the way that many girls have daddy issues.

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>>38774955
I'm not sure if I'm mature enough for a femdom relationship whatever that means but I still want it and fantasize about it.

I like femdom as long as they don't cheat on me.
I just want a strong qtpie female to hold me while I sleep at night and use me like a piece of meat desu.

>>38774938
So wait a minute anon, are you telling me what complete whores that hang out in bars will act like sluts given the chance. Wow you sure have blown my mind with this knowledge I should go inform MGTOW about this.

>>38774968
The thing is, I always imagined it only works on some 40+ trailer trash ones. But no, if anything it works best on college girls that are out for a drink. Most of them were 22-25 years old, with a few older ones. A good chunk of them would start talking to me how they're having a fight with their boyfriends and stuff and they need to think, but how much they still love them from the bottom of their heart, but the thinking and love would involve getting impregnated like an hour or two later by some fat stranger they met that night.

>>38775001
So drunk lying whores who hang out in bars will act like sluts and sometimes they will also be young and stupid? Don't stop dropping the truth bombs anon I have to write this stuff down.