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>>38913858
this is gay and pathetic af. wtf i swrong with you? KYS

>>38913876
>see WMAF couple outside
>pretend to be angry
>go home and masturbate to WMAF porn
WTF is wrong with me

>>38913858
>tfw no asian gf (female) and (male) to fuck and make worship my 7" cock

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>>38913827
People chewing with their mouth open/and our making popping/smacking sounds while chewing

>>38913827
Pencil lead at the wrong angle

Also it depends who the girl is and their voice

>>38913827
Sound of someone eating an apple or an orange.

>>38913798
Why not move to the U.S?

>>38913798
the us seems like a way shittier place than europe desu

>>38913825
As long as you don't live near niggers or spics it's pretty nice.

>>38913791
How do people become poor?
Just get money you peasants.
Go get a job and work and that's it.
What a bunch of fucking morons.

How do people become depressed?
Just be happy you mopers.
Go do something and have fun and that's it.
What a bunch of fucking morons.

How do people stay single?
Just get a gf you virgins.
Go to a bar and chat with a girl and that's it.
What a bunch of fucking morons.

>>38913791
After having spoken with some heroin addicts, the real problem is that heroin feels great. Like, really great.

Even guys who've been clean a long time are like, yeah, life just kind of sucks compared to heroin.

>>38913791
Good baitaroni pepperoni

No because I'm in a relationship so I do all that stuff regularly.

>>38913778
24/7. A lot of the time it dreams about cuddling or waking up first and seeing them curled up next to you peacefully. It makes me really depressed to know that I'll never be in a relationship

>>38913778
Having just got out of a two year relationship, no.

any plans for when you get aids and spend the last days of your life wondering how hot is the lake of fire you're going to after you die?

>>38913701
(Toi)

>>38913657
What are your favourite ingredients for sandwich?

I've completely lost my sex drive and haven't masturbated for over 6 months. My old hobbies were watching ecchi anime and masturbating.

>>38913615
I jack off daily and although sex felt better, I prefer it to sex because I get to do it alone

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>I dated one for three years
>I may have achieved the ultimate form of robot-dom

>>38913491
And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Animals are worthless non-humans, only beings human DNA matter. Animals are lucky anyone is delusional enough to care about them at all.
I fucking hate animals, especially dogs and wasps, they can go rot and die

>>38913537
Asian here, they're not abused for fun. She's just prepping to chop it up, the bowl or tray she's gonna put the parts on is up screen. Usually in the 1st world we do it in garages where nobody sees though.

>>38913575
Why does she have to nail its legs while it's alive?why does she have to touture it before death?do Asians think tortured animals meat tastes better?

>>38913522
Not me i'm too anxious

I am searching for massdestruction for almost 12 years.

Never found it.
>I feel where close to it

>>38913522
OP, if we could hang out and experience the exact same thing like pic related, I would really enjoy it.

>>38913484
Short answer yes.

Long answer, you are definitely over thinking it and should just go to eat and make an appearance

just be nice to his daughter whatever you do. Just pretend like she's your daughter

definitely invited you over to bang his daughter. go for it man and make sure he knows about it

>>38913473
>girl notices I did well on a test
>Oh Anon, you're so smart! Can you help me with this?
>help her
>Oh Anon, you're like a genius! Do you have any advice about this?
>give her advice
>decide to tell her I want to get to know her better
>Oh um, sorry. I don't see you that way.
She stopped talking to me after that.

It's happened with maybe 10 to 15 girls.

I haven't, because I'm not a need insecure little shit bending over backwards for a distant barely implied promise.

Well. Okay.

This one time at band camp

Be a twitch streamer and be charismatic and yeah you can earn well above that.

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>>38913415
How the fuck you make money off YouTube? I've never figured it out

>>38913415
I would argue that prison labor is closer to slavery than wagekek is

You know I'm not trying to defend normies but depression is starting to scare me. Like at first it wasn't that common, but now with every decade that appears it grows worse and worse. It wasn't always like this. And sure you might say that normies have a "meme" version of depression but I don't think thats true. I think that even the normies are starting to get depressed. But what I want to know is why? If normies and chads start to have things go shitty for them how much worse do you think it'll get for us?

However the reasons I come up with are endless

Is it the 9-5 work routine? Is it the expectations of having to marry someone because society says so? Is it because people are letting women walk over them. Is it because we might be constantly watched through our phones? Something in our foods? Is it because technology is advancing and getting out of control? Because we're addicted to our celebrities/Ecelebs/Seiyuus/Anime/Video games? Is it because of all the bread and circuses they have nowadays? Is it some big elaborate conspiracy? Is it jews?

I don't know but I don't want to die knowing that a small percent of the world has these and all the other answers and is just laughing at me and seeing me as a peasant or sheep.

>>38913331
>asks what I listen to
>weird stuff
>like what?
>harsh noise, IDM, ambient, drone, breakcore, drill and bass, artpop, etc.
>oh

I don't even consider the stuff I listen to that weird but normies aren't accepting of experimentation in music and I hate it so much. I can't share anything with them without feeling embarrassed.

>>38913560
I think it's the fact that life seems meaningless in a world where God is no longer relevant in our lives, self-made meaning is looked down upon by the social elite because it ruins their ideals of conforming to the system, and everything we do is so mundane and boring.

>>38913314
That's just how it is, anon.
Do not expect anything from the world, even if you were to sacrifice everything, it does not care.

HELLO!

LUCKY YOU!

MY NAME IS YOU-KAZAMI!

I HAVE THE ANSWERS TO YOUR LIFE QUESTIONS!

MY APPEARANCE IS VERY RARE!

ASK AND RECEIVE THE ANSWERS!

OR JUST KEEP ON DOING THE SAME THING!

>>38913792
post feet please

oorfrfrwhrggz

>>38913199
Pretty well. I'm reasonably fit, just not hueg. It's not too hard if you do a little bit every day. Any lazy robot can do a few pushups or a plank in his room.

>>38913199
Well I'm physically quite fit. Last time I did push ups was a couple days ago. Went ok, hadn't done them in a while so was a bit sore the next day.

>>38913199
I'm naturally fit enough to do basic things.
I found out all the things from below from my /fit/ sperg-out that lasted for a week until I gave up.

I can sprint for ~100 meters, I can do 20 pushups, 40 squats, and I can lift about 180 pounds (80 kg). For physical reference, I am 6'3" and 125 lbs.

I've always thought people are joking when they say some people have muscles that don't function.