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Trading a kidney in exchange for sex 2017-01-10 11:23:48 Post No.34037161
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Trading a kidney in exchange for sex
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2017-01-10 11:23:48
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Hey /pol/ this girl is looking for a kidney for her bf. Would she let me have sex with her if I become the kidney donor? How feasible is this plan?
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mean't /r9k/
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>>34037163
Lmao gaydian slip. Fuck off back to your containment board you cock gargling degenerate spammer.
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>>34037161
If word got out you were trying to get her to fuck you for your kidney, hundreds of people would offer it to her for free for virtue signaling and to show what a loser you are,
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Your wish is only granted if your wish makes shaq laugh. What do you wish for?
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*tickles you*
now, cure me from my mental illness
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>>34037170
Shaq likes the tickles.
The wish does not make him laugh.
You are not cured of your mental illness.
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Gender pat gal is a serious problem in the economy
Please make my world bright again.
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>tried anal masturbation for first time a couple hours ago
>used shampoo as lube
>ass burns like hell and I think the sphincter is swollen
Help
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wtf is wrong with you man seriously
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>>34037101
LMAO enjoy your rectal cancer
you have a few more years to live at most
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lol did you even think to google "shampoo as lube" before trying it u fuckin idiot
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What happens to women who are single when they turn 30 ?
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They become witches.
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>>34037123
OP said single, not virgin
Even nuns have taken a few dicks by 30
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They realize they're getting old and try to find a loser beta with money that will marry them.
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but is she right?
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her legs and position looks weird as fuck actually, she stands like a newborn baby
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depends what kind of person respects her.
who cares about the respect of a bunch of horny teen beta orbiters with their dicks in their hand.
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>>34037069
Because she posted that picture i do g respect her at all
I dont respect women at all because they think they can do whatever and no repercussions.
As a men everything i do gets chastised.
So in short fuck her shes a stupid vapid cunt who's only quality is her vag and looks which with the way women fuck she will look 40 by the time shes 30
How do I bang my psychologist?
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just tell her how u feel
just be yourself man :)
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you don't
they're not stupid enough to get involved with a patient, and if they are they shouldn't be a psychologist
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>>34037065
Depends if you're willing to go to prison
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Enjoy leaving earlier for work wagecucks thanks to train strikes.
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>mfw a normie was wagecucking near me
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W A G E C U C K S
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>>34037043
I live in a city that doesn't have trains.
We just have buses, which are much worse and are always over crowded in the morning.
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>one chance at life
>born an autistic tranny
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>>34037042
It could be worse. You could have down syndrome
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still probably aren't half as alone as i am
i haven't havn't significant connection with a person in a decade
live alone
work alone
die alone
alone
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do you want to be friends anon
I have no where else to share, so I will share my story here.
There is this horrible person I know, he is 39 yrs old now and he lives with his 42 yr old brother, both are African-Americans and they fall into every single negative stereotype.
Both are practically evil beings. Like demons in human form.
For the last five years, they live in a 1bd rm apt, it is soo filthy, thick black mold all over the bathroom. One works and the older one gets free social security along with medicare.
They are extremely openly racist, without even knowing it. They hate all races except for blacks. They ignore all black crime and say all other races only commit crime for example.
The 39 yr old practically has no friends now, he only lies cheats and steals from people. He knows how to act perfectly nice and is very outgoing, only to get close like a psychopath, only to hurt and steal everything he can and walk away.
I had hexed for their tv to break, it was a tv stolen from their last roommate they burned by not paying rent and skipping out.
So they had an old pc that I taught them how to use. They play StarWarsOldRepublic like 20 hours a day. The Windows Vista pc was so slow, it had a framerate of 20fps when they played and they didn't even care. I hexed for their pc to stop working recently.
A year of ignoring me, that fat bastard calls me and asks if I can fix his computer, this bastard was the one that always accused me of putting viruses on his pc when I once showed him a youtube trailer. So now they can't play on his PC and do whatever they did on there.
From what I know, all they did was sit at home the most of the year and played on that PC. Whenever they went out, they would order food and lie about the bill and never tip!!
Well for the last couple of weeks, I guess their only entertainment was using FB, that guy would post 10s and 10s of random videos a day from his expensive iPhone.
So my last hex was for him to lose FB... (1/2)
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2/2
I couldn't even wait. I went on his old myspace and took his pics and made a new FB account. I added all his friends and family, and made multiple more accounts. Then I reported his FB as being an imposter. They banned that son of bitch, and then I terminated all my fake accs.
Well I just felt really good and happy about that one. I can feel this disappointment. He had like 200 people on his friend list. Most whom are fake friends that lived in places like Alaska and shit.
One time when going to a movie theatre, he demanded that I give him money for tickets so it wouldn't be sold out, I said no thank-you, but he kept saying he didn't want it to be sold out, he took my $20 and gave me the ticket and that was that, I didn't even ask about change, that is how brazen he is.
I just know what little he has, and FB was a big part of it. If he makes another FB I will do the same thing again.
So in the end, I am hoping he has no TV, no PC, no FB on his phone, whilst paying a huge cable bill. They are beyond evil and ignorant, I just want their hell on earth to be with no earth pleasures. This all happened a couple of hours ago
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their names are Tony and D.
D is a evil bastard, he has a low IQ. I had shared him everything about me. I always tried to act like a saint, I buy him food, I am kind, whatever, but I did tell him about my sorcery, not quite believing it myself, but not thinking he would also believe me, I think he did. I spent great time focusing on making Ds life a living hell. Absolute hell through only mystical forces, just to show him what a lying delusional bastard he was. Apparently nothing can get through to him so I gave up, even Hell on earth could not change his ways.
But Tony, I turn my attention now to the 39 yr old slimy-snake, I prefer my vengeance to be a dish served cold, and it is time for my dinner. It is delicious.
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In the end you end up being a worst person than them. Congrats.
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Why is no one so smart and makes the movie "The Supreme Gentleman"?
I mean you could perform a perfect social criticism with this topic.
Just start by drawing the audince with basic dreams and wishes, everyone has. Then become more radical by describing and justifying slowly the change of mind from Elliots point of view and finish with a clash between the failed culture and the weakness of Elliot as a wise being. There is so much that you could express with this movie if you just view it critical from both the good and the evil side. Come on movie makers, just found a Kickstarter and make this movie!
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>>34037004
I could actually see something like this working, if it's executed like Four Lions, tragically comical, but still conveying the underlying problem.
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I thought his dad got the movie rights lol
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>>34037004
https://youtu.be/cHEajW-xjqg
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So what type of job do you robots have, how much you get paid, and do you like it. We all can't be NEETs and eventually have to find jobs to survive in life.
Currently I work security and been applying to other jobs hopefully to get some type of law enforcement or federal job.
I get $38,000 a year and I think the job is OK but want something with some more prestige. Overall it's cool to have authority over people and them having to follow your command, it helps in other areas of your life and gives you leadership qualities. The job alone pays well and I would be able to survive in life with it, but I want something a little more exciting or gentlemanly.
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>We all can't be NEETs and eventually have to find jobs to survive in life.
If my mom dies or kicks me out I'm going to kill myself.
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>>34037017
Same, my mum tells me she's going to die one day like all the time too.
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How does someone just stay a NEET into their late 20's? How do they find a job in late 20's if they never worked?
Gf application thread. I swore off women as 2017 resolutions, but I wonder if any girls are enticing enough to make me renege and start corresponding.
Umm. Yeah, I could make a list of requirements, but I'm lazy. I'd prefer it if you lived on an island.
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>renege
what kind of word is that anon?
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>>34036965
>I'd prefer it if you lived on an island.
Does Australia count
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>>34036974
It's from my books of best words. I call it the dictionary.
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>tfw no ghetto slut nig to throat fuck.
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>>34036908
delete this dude this is gay
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I'm serious delete this shit right now OP
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>>34036912
>>34036934
How is it any gayer than the eight trap threads currently on the catalog?
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/nightly vidya thread/ 2017-01-10 10:54:09 Post No.34036894
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/nightly vidya thread/
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2017-01-10 10:54:09
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It's that time again, post what vidya you are playing this very moment and discuss said vidya.
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I'm playing smash
Its been 4 years. I jump in and classic Intensity 9 gives me problems.
I can't decide who to main this time. I've always used Zelda then Sheik. I wan't to master Bayonetta but she feels wrong to play. Taking them stocks feels to easy. Plus Sheik is still here and much better.
I don't have enough life in my circle pad for 2 characters.
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Rimworld, currently making a colony of advanced bionic vikings with bionic infused bears.
I really love management games and this one is the best, each time you play you just nudge these colonists in a certain direction and watch a story unfold right before your eyes. Highly recommend + it's moddable
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Civ 6, having fun trying stuff out.
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>thw too intelligent to communicate verbally
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this is the best one youve made
here your gold star autist
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hulk pepe is a powerful pepe
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>>34036887
Best one yet
Tfw to stupid too make memes