Gf application thread. I swore off women as 2017 resolutions,

>renege

what kind of word is that anon?

>>34036965
>I'd prefer it if you lived on an island.
Does Australia count

>>34036974
It's from my books of best words. I call it the dictionary.

>>34036988
wow thanks a lot meanie

>>34036976
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.... Maybe. You'd have to come to me tho. I guess it is the middle of the night, here in the real world.

>always talking to Australians because I sleep all day.

>>34036974
English is my 3rd language and I know what it means. I bet you're American.

>>34036965
>I swore off women as 2017 resolutions
Yeah, and I "swore off" winning the lottery.

>>34037670
Enh. Long time coming. Had a cougar in my place a while ago, told her I was gay to get rid of her. Had a hooker on new years eve. Realized I didn't even care about sex anymore, in addition to not caring about dating. So I told her to bugger off at 11:45. Last minute resolution.

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>>34036965
Are you open to friendships too, anon? I have a boyfriend, but I'm a very nice person!

>>34037775
Well, friendships are better than relationships. But if you were in your kitchen and I told you could only take one item before I sent you back in time five hundred years, what would you grab?

>>34037826
A knife!
Gotta stab those wheel inventors and have lots of money.