Your wish is only granted if your wish makes shaq laugh. What do you wish for?
*tickles you*
now, cure me from my mental illness
>>34037170
Shaq likes the tickles.
The wish does not make him laugh.
You are not cured of your mental illness.
Gender pat gal is a serious problem in the economy
Please make my world bright again.
BARBECEW CHIGGEN ERNEH
please make me a real girl
>>34037197
*show a picture of you face while pointing a gun toward your head*
NOW GIVE ME MY MOTHERFUCKING CURE
>>34037230
Shaq loves it.
Pat is back on the menu.
Enjoy your news articles.
Next please.
>>34037155
-my life-
can i have eternal sentience in any form as long as its me?