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>NEET
>not miserable
>don't want a gf
>don't want friends
>Just want to left alone to play vidya and watch anime/movies
Am I the only legit introvert on this shitty board? Seems like r9k is swamped with wannabe normie extroverts who desperately crave social attention.
Anyone here who honestly hates being around other people, especially in big groups, and only feels truly relaxed when alone?
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r9k is for those who desperately want to be normies but fail at it
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This was me from 17 to 27
Now at 30 I'm just a miserable wreck and can't stop thinking about what it would be like just to have some qt to cuddle with.
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>tfw most comfortable when hanging out one-on-one with a close friend
Too bad no one has time anymore to hang out with me. They're all busy with families, careers, their lives. ;_;
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Why is New Vegas so beautiful? The music, the atmosphere, the characters, and the stories. Everything about it feels so real. For a time, I thought that the real world was like New Vegas but even better. I was never interested in politics and the problems of our current society but when I play New Vegas it makes me genuinely care for the well-being of the people that live their. I can see that all the factions have different effects on the people so there really can't be a "good ending". Fuck. Why wasn't I born as a caravan guard in the post-apocalyptic south west America?
Also, this is the best song. Anything else is unacceptable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lrWx7-PiUM
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I played 3 first when i was 15. 3 will always hold that special spot
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>>34159253
I'm aware that my obsession with this game is fucking borderline autistic. I'm willing to admit that. This game has made me love walking. If I have to go somewhere, I walk and I imagine that I'm on a quest.
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>>34159315
I love it too, m8. I've sunk more than 300 hours into it.
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Are Germans autistic? 2017-01-15 11:48:09 Post No.34159183
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>be American couch surfer
>so far hosted Italians, French, Slovaks, Poles, Italians, Indians, Brazilians, Chinese and Germans
>most are quite talkative and always friendly
>EXCEPT Germans
>Germans always keep to themselves
>will answer questions but rarely ask them
>never uninterested in doing normal tourist things like sightseeing and learning about the local culture
>mostly seem preoccupied with their phones and laptops
This is my impression from hosting THREE separate German groups/couples already.
Why are they like this?
I'm starting to wonder why they even leave Germany in the first place.
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>>34159183
>be American couch surfer
REEEEEEEE, get off my board normiescum
That aside:
Germans are usually considered polite, it would be impolite do meddle in other's affairs.
That's why they mostly come off as ignorant.
Many germans have only a small circle of friends, once you're among them you will notice that they're quite straightforward and have some funny banter
>mostly seem preoccupied with their phones and laptops
Sounds to me like you hosted some entitled hipster normie cunts. But as a couchsurfer, you're probably one yourself
t.germanfag
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>>34159367
>Germans are usually considered polite, it would be impolite do meddle in other's affairs.
That's why they mostly come off as ignorant.
THIS
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>>34159183
They sound like cool people.
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>been autistic NEET for as long as i can remember
>completely bullshit on my resume and manage to get interview for a bartending job
>terrified because I've never been in this position before and no idea how to react
How do I manage to not fuck this one up
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>>34159178
Do you actually have a bartenders certification? If not you're going to be a lot of trouble when you get caught, which will probably happen when you aren't able to mix drinks on day one.
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>>34159212
No I never claimed to have experience with drinks specifically, I just said I had been a waiter or worked in shops. The placement said experience not required but I'm not so sure desu
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>>34159229
That's different than being an actual bartender.
My advice is just always look busy even when you're not.
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Powerleveling my autism 2017-01-15 11:47:54 Post No.34159176
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>scripted a MASSIVE eroge/visual novel
>34 potential girls with at least 1 h-scene (most have more, some have full potential relationship paths)
>each has her own individual storyline (which interlaces with the other storylines into a broader arc)
>spent uncountable hours writing various paths and plots
>diligently assembled visual reference material for each girl (i.e. what she should look like)
>need to go find an artist and pay them out of my own pocket for the art
My autistic project carries onward.
I have literally thought about these girls so much during the course of writing them that I feel like they're real.
I can't even explain why I've done this. I intend to make zero dollars on this. I just wanted a well-written, realistic VN with a lot of branching paths.
Where should I go to find an artist who will do fairly hefty commission work for eroge? Deviantart? Hentai-Foundry? Where do the people who draw cute naked girls hang out these days?
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>>34159176
would do just for fun.
i am a wagecuck though so i cant commit to your cause 24/7.
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>>34159216
i dont draw animes though
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>>34159176
>Where should I go to find an artist who will do fairly hefty commission work for eroge? Deviantart? Hentai-Foundry? Where do the people who draw cute naked girls hang out these days?
I see a lot of weebs from South America on DeviantArt, it would be less expensive if you hired a non-American/Canadian/Western European.
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>tfw you will never experience the Ocean's trilogy for the first time ever again
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What? Those movies are alright, but that's about it.
>You will never watch Sopranos or The Wire for the first time again
Alzheimers take me now
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>>34159209
I can't find the scene, but fuck man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fEcV8SyjfQ
These movies just had landmines of something I can't place buried deep in them
It's just something about an adventure/heist movie like these that fucking hook me. I can't even remember if I were introduced to the Sly Cooper game series before or after watching them.
I like shows and all, but a good movie is something you can only really really, like and experience once as a whole.
Shows have episodes, and they can become abstracted into individual experiences like a puzzle.
A good fucking movie to a good show is apples and oranges.
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>>34159319
oceans movies were fucking great
i hear they making a new one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Xx0k_TVY0
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>week long family reunion
>uncle has to sleep in my room
>this is the fourth day I haven't been able to masturbate before bed
>can't use the bathroom because it's constantly in use by six other people
>can't go outside because it's too cold
>can't go in literally any other room in the house because they all have someone in them
>I've been pitching a tent off and on all day, and I can't do anything about it
I'm fucking diamonds right now, but if I start my uncle will hear me. Can't go to the bathroom because of what I mentioned, someone used it a second ago.
Please help.
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Is there a way I can do this quietly using only my legs? I don't care if I cum on my legs, I just need to.
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>>34159340
Are you retarded tell him to gtfo because you need to masterbate
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shower?
bl0x
Even if you manage to get a gf the whole time she will be thinking of HIM.
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>>34159056
David Gandy looks like shit of he isn't squinting his eyes
>pic related
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He's fine as fuck. I wish I had the life in this ad tbqh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLrUJY4D5Bc
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Of course. That's why i don't. All women are the same basically. Some has experience some things, some hasn't. But when they all have, they're all the same
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>have friend since childhood
>friend is equally smart and good looking as myself
>girls always interested in him
>he never gets anywhere because he doesn't try
>years pass, I get laid, have gfs
>he doesn't do shit and play vidya. I game with him but also try to have a social life
>finish hs, start college right away while he continues to game (entirely runescape at this point, at least 14+ hours a day)
>try to get him to go to school, see girls, play games with me and bros and chill
>declines or agrees then doesn't show
>Everytime
>barely agrees to go to college after a year of being a neet
>he doesn't try to be with girls in college, before/after school schedule revolves around rs
>as a result finds a girl on there
>she's shady as fuck, doesn't want to video chat, lives in new Zealand
>she acts weird but he can't stop talking about her
>bro absolutely loves her
>worry.jpg
>of course right as I convince him to go to school
>he tells me he's thinking about taking a quarter off only after a year to visit this girl in fucking new Zealand who he doesn't know
>I tell him that's a terrible idea and he'd be throwing his life away
>says he'll think about it maybe just go on a break
>shitting my pants wondering if my friend will throw his life away
What the fuck do I do, robots? What do I tell him? You fags are him, tell me what to say to save him.
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>>34158960
What is this meme of social outcasts not doing good at school in Fatmurica?
At least her in Italy it's nerds who egt good grades but no social life, and soccer dudes (99%) of the population who get shit grades but have a social life, at least there's balance here
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>>34158960
Why is he throwing his life away with this visit?
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>>34158999
Nerds with no social life != geeks with no social life
He's smart but playing runescape all day isn't going to get you good grades.
>>34159002
By "taking a break for a quarter" we both know that's neet speak for quitting school.
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>Just talked to a girl on the phone for about an hour
>She had an adorably squeaky voice
>Apparently she is a petite Japanese girl
>She got herself off while I was talking to her
>She wants me to pick her up tomorrow and to take her to my place
>In less than 4 months I'll be 30 and I never put my penis into a vagina
PANIC. WHAT DO I DO?
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>>34158885
go for it if she doesn't harvest your lungs , you get a great GF .
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Stay home in fear. That's what I'd do.
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>>34159171
I hope I won't vanish tomorrow. I like my physical ability.
>>34159191
It is do or die man. I'm almost 30!
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explain the open relationship meme
why are some women such whores that they want this
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bumping thread bump desu
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bumperino #2
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The roast is enlightened enough to understand that she can't keep her legs closed so instead of cheating on her bf like most whores do she enters an agreement that they both can sleep with other people.
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ITT: you can only reply to the post above yours. You cannot reply to anyone else.
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Say something nice to me please ;_;
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>>34158824
You seem to be very introspective person who knows himself.
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>>34158843
Lose some fucking weight fat ass.
You're too fat.
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>>34158856
I'm Godlike
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>women can't be robo- 2017-01-15 11:16:11 Post No.34158760
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https://www.reddit.com/r/amiugly/comments/5m2s0s/22f_awkwardly_tall_never_had_a_boyfriend/
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>Browsing Reddit
Fuck off, faggot.
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>>34158760
>gone to paris
>hanging out with guys/friends
>getting compliments on looks
>solid 7/10
>tall
People need to understand what really makes a robot
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>>34158760
I thought Eggman said that tall women were supposed to be masculine and unattractive
Whats a realistic disability I can induce on myself to collect NEETbux for life?
>jump of a 5 story building and become paralyzed for life
Has to be a fairly painless method pls
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>>34158736
Why don't you just pretend to be autistic?
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>>34158736
>Whats a realistic disability I can induce on myself to collect NEETbux for life?
Just say you have depression or severe anxiety, then you could get better NEETbux to support yourself. Though living as a leech for the rest of your life because "wahh work is hawd" will only leave you empty and unaccomplished.
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>>34158736
>disability I can induce on myself to collect NEETbux
get your lazy ass a job if you are average functioning
>inb4 good goyim wagie tick tock
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Chinese girls will treat you well in china. So why not move there?
You could be a model, or prostitute or professional white man.
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I live in Hongkong, chinese women from the mainland are super-roasties
All they care about is what job you have, and how much you make
Robots would not do well in china
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>>34158791
Post pic of appartment plz
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>>34158791
and if you're white?