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>Just talked to a girl on the phone for about an hour >She

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>Just talked to a girl on the phone for about an hour
>She had an adorably squeaky voice
>Apparently she is a petite Japanese girl
>She got herself off while I was talking to her
>She wants me to pick her up tomorrow and to take her to my place
>In less than 4 months I'll be 30 and I never put my penis into a vagina
PANIC. WHAT DO I DO?
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>>34158885

go for it if she doesn't harvest your lungs , you get a great GF .
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Stay home in fear. That's what I'd do.
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>>34159171
I hope I won't vanish tomorrow. I like my physical ability.
>>34159191
It is do or die man. I'm almost 30!
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>>34159374

You know 30 is the exact same as 29, right?
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>>34158885
the way I see it, you become 30 and kill yourself for being a virgin anyway. so even if you die tomorrow it won't make much different

no matter what happens, you can't lose. do it
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>>34159383
It cannot hurt to get it before such a milestone.
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>>34159405
Suicide would never happen with me. I just never had the interest in it.
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>>34158885
Go for it OP and post a thread tomorrow. I'll watch out for it.
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>>34158885
I don't know, ask /adv/ or /soc/
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>>34159580
I'll do my best anon-kun.
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i had basically the same situation op! benis wasnt really used to it so i had to make up for it with hands and mouth but it all ended up pretty good. too bad she was only here on holiday but we still talk
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>>34159713
I hope my body can take it.
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>>34158885
t. normie
You don't talk to a girl on phone for an hour if you don't have the normie gene.
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>>34159766
Yeah I know, it is weird and surreal to have such a thing happen.
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>>34159833
>classic passive aggressive normie response
You can't make this shit up.
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>>34159730
she already likes you so itll be good
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>>34159846
No, I am serious that it is surreal that such a thing actually happened, but continue thinking everyone is out for you.
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>>34158885
Hey anon I'm a Nigerian Prince if you give me all of your personal info I'll help you out with this Japanese "girl" whos totally not going to steal your kidney
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>>34159973
Hello my princely gentleman. I would like to help you in your struggles in your country.
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