>have friend since childhood
>friend is equally smart and good looking as myself
>girls always interested in him
>he never gets anywhere because he doesn't try
>years pass, I get laid, have gfs
>he doesn't do shit and play vidya. I game with him but also try to have a social life
>finish hs, start college right away while he continues to game (entirely runescape at this point, at least 14+ hours a day)
>try to get him to go to school, see girls, play games with me and bros and chill
>declines or agrees then doesn't show
>Everytime
>barely agrees to go to college after a year of being a neet
>he doesn't try to be with girls in college, before/after school schedule revolves around rs
>as a result finds a girl on there
>she's shady as fuck, doesn't want to video chat, lives in new Zealand
>she acts weird but he can't stop talking about her
>bro absolutely loves her
>worry.jpg
>of course right as I convince him to go to school
>he tells me he's thinking about taking a quarter off only after a year to visit this girl in fucking new Zealand who he doesn't know
>I tell him that's a terrible idea and he'd be throwing his life away
>says he'll think about it maybe just go on a break
>shitting my pants wondering if my friend will throw his life away
What the fuck do I do, robots? What do I tell him? You fags are him, tell me what to say to save him.
>>34158960
What is this meme of social outcasts not doing good at school in Fatmurica?
At least her in Italy it's nerds who egt good grades but no social life, and soccer dudes (99%) of the population who get shit grades but have a social life, at least there's balance here
>>34158960
Why is he throwing his life away with this visit?
>>34158999
Nerds with no social life != geeks with no social life
He's smart but playing runescape all day isn't going to get you good grades.
>>34159002
By "taking a break for a quarter" we both know that's neet speak for quitting school.
>>34158960
Has he video chatted with said girl before? If not its a catfish trust me I'm a catfish I would know.
Sounds like he has a plan to me.
>>34159026
Nah, like I said she doesn't want to video chat. I agree, I even said to him it could be a catfish.
>>34159043
Oh then fugg no, just make him spend him money so he can't afford to go
>>34159090
Well on the bright side he's a jobless poorfag and his dad is strict as fuck so perhaps his ideas are grasping at best.