Whats a realistic disability I can induce on myself to collect

>>34158736
Why don't you just pretend to be autistic?

>>34158736
>Whats a realistic disability I can induce on myself to collect NEETbux for life?

Just say you have depression or severe anxiety, then you could get better NEETbux to support yourself. Though living as a leech for the rest of your life because "wahh work is hawd" will only leave you empty and unaccomplished.

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>>34158736
>disability I can induce on myself to collect NEETbux
get your lazy ass a job if you are average functioning
>inb4 good goyim wagie tick tock

>>34158736

I'd go for a personality disorder. Particularly if you live in a part if the world where they are simply considered untreatable.

Do your research.

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>>34158841
>Though living as a leech for the rest of your life because "wahh work is hawd" will only leave you empty and unaccomplished

No it won't. I will have unlimited time to read multiple books on science and math to explore and discover the secrets of the universe

>>34158899

Indeed.

Just bear in mind the envy you will instill in others.

>>34159005
Envy? I will go by a pseudoname and publish all my research in the public domain to BTFO profiteering jews

>>34158899
>No it won't. I will have unlimited time toshitpost on 4chin
Ftfy

>>34158899
Because that's exactly what happens and not turn into binge drinking or constant self loathing.

>>34159028

I look forward to reviewing your findings

>>34159047

I'm a life long NEET (well, I have a MA) and do not loathe myself. Only really binge drinking when I go on holidays. Life is extremely sweet

>>34158736
Asthma fag here, violently ill all my life until three bronchostopy surgeries in 8th grade sort of made things better (only 1 hospital visit per year instead of 10). Still do yearly, sometimes two visits, constant have medicine and use my nebulizer perty much nightly even with the use of a daily steroid.

Online I read that you need six visits to the doctors a year to qualify for disability, a hospital visit counts as two. I easily reach this, but to be honest I look like an able young man, even though I'm legitimately sick but fairly functioning during the day.

I want neet bucks. I'm sick, and if my neighbor down the street gets neet bucks from back problems yet can shovel his driveway then I deserve some compensation. How do I fare?

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>>34158839
>pretend
Y-yyeah haha I better start practicing that anon.

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>>34158736
This perhaps: depression and anxiety.

>>34158736
Don't listen to the people telling you to fake mental disabilities
>be genuinely fucked in head, can't work
>turned down for neetbux twice
Instead, fake fibromyalgia and chronic fatigue syndrome. Neither can be tested for (though you'll undergo some tests during the diagnostic process) and both are potentially crippling physical illnesses. Having two physical disabilities is a ticket to neetbux.