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This is how my ideal husband lookz like. Your thoughts, fags?
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>>38959308
Yeah right. If he went off the steroids he'd be a beta male in short order. Since his balls no longer produce test
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>>38959308
why are so many of these manlets jesus
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>>38959319
>he doesn't know what post-cycle and maintenance drugs are
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Come share anything creative in the robot creativity thread
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>>38959296
soundcloud.com/sundreamgun
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look at my shitty art
t. schizophrenic robot
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>>38959430
I had a theory that god is an eye reminds me of that, all gods ascend into the being of just an eye
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I'm having sex tonight for the first time 2017-08-09 05:25:53 Post No.38959266
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I'm having sex tonight for the first time
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Any tips or advice so I don't end up like pic related?
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>>38959266
>any tips or advice
leave.
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Viagra nigger.
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>>38959266
Practice on putting a condom on now
>8/9/2017
>summer is over
>2017 is almost over
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>>38959254
I wish it was 1995 again.
She felt good.
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in no time you'll be 50 and wonder where the all the time you though you had went.
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>>38959329
lol 50
i'm 25 and wonder where the fuck all the time i had went.
Right lads, I've got a job for you wonderful retards. How do I fuck over my asshole friend in the best way (without breaking the law)?
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fuck his asshole, friend
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You need to be more specific. How, exactly, do you wanna fuck him over? Do you just wanna prank him, or do you wanna ruin his life/job/relationship?
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>>38959244
create an elaborate fake greetext with lots of pathos that demonizes your friend and post it on /b/ with his info
maybe 1 or 2 autists will send him a "fuck you" or something
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>tfw 27
>finally get a gf
>she's 16 (consenting age here)
>society and family disapproves of age gap
>have to split because of this
Almost had the love of my life. Ruined by normies interfering. I want out of this world now.
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>>38959216
good riddance you weird pedo fuck. just because its legal doesnt make it right.
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>>38959216
>telling people you're dating
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You got cucked. Don't get cucked again.
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>begins scanning your items
what do you do?
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Pull my credit card out and wait to pay.
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Get out my purse, don't say anything and wait. Maybe try not to look like a zombie, smilying a tiny bit.
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Politely make small talk pay and leave. What do YOU do?
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Greentext right fucking now motherfucker
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>>38959167
Posting in a semi-legendary thread!
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>>38959203
I forgot to say AF!
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>>38959167
That's 4k
Explain yourself
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Only 2 days to go until the rationed 2 days of freedom from wageslavery edition
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evein lads i hate you all how are you ?
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What are you all waiting for in the post lads?
I've got this thing coming, hope it's as comfy as it looks.
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These threads have improved since Ebin has gone.
Any of you lads seen any good movies recently? I'm bored and I need something to watch while eating my cheapo sains snacks
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*breathes in*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>38959110
>Literally losers
>Science
>This is now an acceptable way to scientifically describe anything
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>>38959164
The study found that men who are worse at video games are way more likely to harass females in video games. So yes, it literally studied losers (of video games).
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more shaming tactics.when will these feminists and beta cucks learn that this is not working anymore.
Will antidepressants make >tfw no gf away? I'm losing it here.
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>>38959050
I saw her on omegle
Her eyes
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
Trust no thot
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They might. Probably worth looking into if you're troubled
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>>38959050
I don't know. I'm not depressed, but yet I'm nowhere close to being able to get a gf.
Maybe you should focus on getting happiness through other means rather than something as unachievable. as getting a gf.
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It's freeleech week on BakaBT. I want to try to do something nice for my fellow robots, so pick something and I will download it and upload it to MEGA/etc. for you. I will ask you to wait about a week before I post the link just so I don't run the risk of getting banned.
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The fourth season of Gunsmoke.
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>>38959313
I didn't see that anon, any of these what you are looking for?
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>>38959013
Isn't bakabt closed now?
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So why do women have no actual interests?
It seems like they're never really passionate about anything. It seems they're only slightly interested in subjects, but it never occupied their life.
What goes on in their mind the entire time when it doesn't have any passionate interest or aim?
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I can't type 3 words without getting angry and then deleting my post.
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And you do? Do video games really trump making memories traveling/nights out?
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Married with kid here. What runs through my mind? Literally everything. What we'll eat, what school will be like, what chores to do first, what I'll eat, remember my meds, run errands, etc.
Sometimes I'll be occupied with a hobby, but I've lost some interest in nice hobbies of mine because of life. I really do wanna get back into them though. It's just a matter of putting time aside to just relax and do something I enjoy.
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How much masturbation is considered too much?
I'm averaging four sessions a day during the work week, more on the weekend.
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Three times a week is what's considered normal.
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anything more than once every 12-18 hours
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>>38958926
Yeah you're gonna kill your sex drive that way. Just do it every other day but once. It'll feel better and be easier on your poor little pecker
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Hey robots I want to know if any of you have any tips for the first day of school For me or other, :-)
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it's not about being smart, it's about being able to follow instructions and regurgitating
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>>38958784
punch the principal in the face and show him who's boss
walk around with your dick out
suck the janitor's dick
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Talk to everyone. Don't spend more than 5 minutes not talking to someone.