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Right lads, I've got a job for you wonderful retards. How do I fuck over my asshole friend in the best way (without breaking the law)?
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fuck his asshole, friend
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You need to be more specific. How, exactly, do you wanna fuck him over? Do you just wanna prank him, or do you wanna ruin his life/job/relationship?
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>>38959244
create an elaborate fake greetext with lots of pathos that demonizes your friend and post it on /b/ with his info
maybe 1 or 2 autists will send him a "fuck you" or something
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You don't sound like a very good friend OP and I don't think you should go fucking over your friends. Don't do anything, even if you find a link to a guide on how to do it
Unrelated link
http://www.textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/ruin.txt
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>>38959244
>Right lads, I've got a job for you wonderful retards. How do I fuck over my asshole friend in the best way (without breaking the law)?
trick him into letting you suck his dick and lick his balls. oh, will he be embarrassed.
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>>38959244
well this has been a resounding failure so far
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>>38959556
**I thought you autists were supposed to be creatively evil but I guess not
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>>38959556
idk man, i think u have too high of an opinion of 4chan
we arent the awesome original people u think we are
not only that, but u didnt give us a drive to think of doing things like that or any parameters for us to work aroundyou are also obviously a newfag
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>>38959556
read this originally plox >>38959288
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>no greentext
>expects anything
You think you can get just get something for free, op?
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>>38959244
long-term psychological torture.
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>nothing illegal
Well that rules out everything worthwhile
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>>38959288
something that will really inconvenience them and make their life a pain in the ass.
>>38959735
oh alright then
>be me
>14
>on family vacation
>curiousgeorge.png
>stick toothbrush up ass
>later that night
>see cousin brushing teeth with it
>mfw
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>Make a grindr account with friends face and name
>Constantly talk to guys close to area.
>Stand them up
Not only will word get around that your friend is a massive homo. People will also think he is bad person for standing people up.
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>>38959849
>something that will really inconvenience them and make their life a pain in the ass.
As long as it's nothing illegal, there's practically nothing you can do. Maybe sign up their address and email to survey companies? That might be identity theft though.
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>>38959849
>14
well that explains why you are so fucking inept on this website
why did u post this here and not /b/ u underage
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>>38959935
past tense anon. I'm not autistic enough to do that in adulthood unlike you
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>>38960002
>saving the thumbnail
mediocore b8 r8 5/10 made me reply
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>>38960002
>implying arent still 14
your posts only make it more and more obvious u are underage
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>>38960062
ha very interesting. do you have any actual contributions to make though?
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>>38959872
not bad. also believable as several people see him (and i am almost certain) he is closeted
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>>38960195
idk, maybe u should say why you want to do this
also, >>38959872 is a good idea
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>>38960195
just stop, nobody that isn't underage/newfag makes posts like this
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>>38960305
well there's not much I can say. do you at least have any ideas?
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>>38960420
>well there's not much I can say. do you at least have any ideas?
GIVE US THE FUCKING REASON U WANT TO MESS WITH YOUR FRIEND
HOLY SHIT
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Once i forgot my cooking utensils at my work and my chef took them and froze them in a block of ice
it was a huge pain in the ass to get them out
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