Greentext right fucking now motherfucker

>>38959167
Posting in a semi-legendary thread!

>>38959203
I forgot to say AF!

>>38959167
That's 4k
Explain yourself

>>38959222
I don't have to explain shit to you virgins now that I'm a real man lmao

>>38959167
Don't lie to me, don't toy with my emotions like that.

>Paid for an escort.

What a sad fuck.

Holy crap, this webm again!
PogChamp

>>38959237
Yes you do. Or we will find you.

>>38959167
Isn't the whore like 2k?

>>38959167
I don't believe you. You're not the original op

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did you smell her armpit hair

>>38959275
That's kind of under priced. for someone of her caliber.

>>38959167
WHo is this cmendmon?

>>38959167
Post the fucking greentext you smog!

Why does she whore herself out when she could be royalty?

bought a hidden alarm clock cam just for this

don't say I never contributed to this shithole

enjoy fuckers

https://mega.nz/#!z1dzhI4Z

>>38959237
LOL
obvious bait is obvious

>>38959468
>lostboy.exe

didn't even try

>>38959468
>The file you are trying to download is no longer available.
>The account that created this link has been terminated due to multiple violations of our Terms of Service.

Really made me think.

Wow.

She's cute but 2 racks?

>>38959262
what is a pogchamp?

>>38959575
It's twitch emote. The underage newfag thinks he's still on twitch or that twitch "culture" is accepted here.

>>38959575
Twitch emote
Based off a fgc player named Gootecks

>pogChamp

MonkaS

PunOko

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Is the girl an actual prostitute? She's hot

>>38959189
>>38959300
>wait for her for an hour at the airport holding a sign
>everyone else has already left
>suddenly a pair of hands cover my eyes from behind and I let out a little fart in surprise
>"it's just me silly" she croons in my ears, her angelic voice sending waves of frisson down my spine
>i turn around and see the girl of my dreams
>she's wearing a neutral milk hotel t-shirt with a grey shawl around her neck and akg 701's with anime ear attachments
>i stare awkwardly as she gives me a peck on the cheek
>she grabs my hand and starts tugging me towards the exit
>"come on I haven't eaten all day"
>we go to a fancy shawarma place on her recommendation
>she orders a $200 kobe beef wrap
>it's a bit steep but anything to make my lady happy
>half way through she leans in and takes a sip from my drink
>my drink! when we've only known each other for half an hour!
>her fragrant disregard for social norms makes my heart skip a beat
>it was then I knew she was the one
>after dinner she tells me she knows a place where we can watch the full moon
>we drive for an hour to the outskirts of town and arrive at a hill overlooking the city
>she lays out a picnic blanket and takes out her ukelele
>she pats her legs a couple of times, gesturing me to put my head in her lap
>after we're settled comfortably she starts playing somewhere over the rainbow
>her gentle, hypnotic voice lulls me to sleep

she woke me up the morning and said I owed her $12,000 but all in all it was worth it

This is terrible. You won't get a (You).

>>38959962
r9k is fucking terrible and this means he will get thousands of yous

if not in this thread in another

r9k needs to lose its sense of humor and start seriously becoming a place where we all talk about how hopeless lost and doomed in the true sense of the word we truly are.

trap threads funny threads greetext and all the other FUNNY threads that annoy me are all due to humour and predictable posts getting yous

yet i will only leave when i kill myself

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>>38959937
liar. a stinky liar

>>38959937
Thank you, can now the real guy post his story please?

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>>38959937
Why do you do this, anon? What could possibly compell you to lie like this, to everyone? What are you getting out of it? Please leave this board and never come back.

sage

She would get a couple at $200-300 an hour before she gets robbed by black pimps

>>38959167
More lewd webms?

>>38959937
So you didn't even have sex with her....?

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>>38960149
why would I do that?
she explicitly says she doesn't do those things

she's a virgin
I paid for her company, if I wanted sex I could just find a common street hooker


http://liararoux.com/engagements/

>>38960198
My understanding was the escorts gave you the GFE... which includes """loving""" sex.

Also, the OP of the original thread said that he was planning on losing his virginity to her.

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I will dump a few more cuddly and close webms

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>>38960251
hair desu

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>>38960266
If these don't make you feel alone then there is no hope for you

>>38959937
This is cartoon tier. You didn't even try.

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>>38960282
St. Vincent

>>38959937
Makes my kokoro go full doki doki, too bad this is bs. I wish I was stupidly rich to afford seeing bitches like her. Do you think she is the kind of girl that would actually hear shit like neutral milk and buy AKGs? That's why I think this is bs.

>>38960266
>>38960282
Asians are subhumans though

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*freeze frame*
*record scratch*

you're probably wondering how I got here

Robots I'm out of the loop here
Who is she?

If true you did good son.
If you're just trying to spam her face around here whatever you need to get fucked for real.

btw I'm not against this kind of service but, I am against her high demands and prices.

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>>38959937
>suddenly a pair of hands cover my eyes from behind and I let out a little fart in surprise
I fucking cried from laughing at this.
Please do more

>>38960343
Someone posted a thread saying that they had booked a 6000 bucks whore. It was in the middle of the night so I don't expect everyone to have seen the thread.

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>>38960308
last one although this one isn't that great
>>38960319
you're wrong

>>38960378
>>38960343
OP's webm is from /r/adorableporn

>>38960198
>she's a virgin
Nice way to out yourself, retard

>>38960198
she could like like an average r9k fembot but here she is charging $3000 minimum for a 4 hour dinner date. Being a woman truly is life on easy mode

>>38960424
/r/liararoux

she's an escort

>>38960430
>average r9k fembot looks like this

they wouldn't be here if they did

She looks plain and gross since she doesn't shave her armpits. Not worth that money at all.

>>38959167
I remember your thread. So, did you shag her?
Any proof?

>implying any of this is real
No one, and I mean no one, on this board has that kind of disposable income.

>>38959475
It's true though. If you're too socially retarded to pick up a girl and fuck her or you're too poor to pay a slut to take your cock then you are beneath him. He is a man (either because he has value and can talk to women or has a job that he can buy them with) and you're a manchild who jerks off to cartoons

>>38960224
From my understanding escorts are just that, escorts. They're your date, your companion, whatever. It's at their discretion if they sleep with you unless you paid extra for it.

>>38960414
No He Isn't Asians Are fucking Disgusting.

>>38960361
It happened to me too.

>>38961518
How naive are you? Yes, there are LITERAL escorting services for old Jews in LA to have a hot woman to attend galas with, but 99% of the time when people are talking about "high-class private escorts" or "escort listings" they're using the word to get around the laws that ban prostitution. Escort=hooker=prostitute=whore
All those images on backpage "money paid is for company only"? They're just disclaimers to cover the whores in the event of a sting. It is implicit when visiting an escort that sex will occur unless you foolishly get mugged by the pimp.

>>38960607
one and a half minute video.
1.96 megabytes.

How do you do this?

>>38961997
Are you saying that's small or large?

I think it's small. The source material was low res, and the webm is too. It's 30 FPS with a bitrate of 167 kb/s. This works out fine-ish because she doesn't move that much during the video. If there was a lot of action, that bitrate would look even more like garbage.

If you think that's large, you can go fuck yourself.

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>>38959167
how would you know, you have nothing to compare to

>>38959253
Here lies anon. He never scored.

That's your epitaph, faggot.

>>38960198
>>38960251

FUCK OFF


Yes is so fuckin boring.

>>38960607
>>38962117

maily is a legend. thank god she still songle.

Was waiting for your response senpai

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>>38959937
>suddenly a pair of hands cover my eyes from behind and I let out a little fart in surprise
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>38959167
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

>4k

lel not worth unless you are really rich

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Should I see this slut tonight?

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>>38964831
She's easily an 8/10