Ok /r9k/, I'm finally gonna do it. I'm gonna ask a girl out. She's way out of my league but we're close friends and everyone but me thinks I have a chance.
So how do I ask her out?
>>39054939
"hai bich, wann fucc?"
good luck anon
try not spilling your spaghetti and saying something like "hey, wanna go out on a date?" if she turns you down then tough luck
>>39054939
Ah I see anon Well there's plenty more fish in the water so just go ask her out if she rejects you guys still can be friends.
>be white fembot
>live in a all white town where I rarely see black people kore than once a month
>I really want a half white half black bf
>I find nothing attractive about white men
>>39054858
Here's your (you) I guess
I only find white and asian men attractive, so I don't really get that. But then, I like slightly feminine men.
>>39054894
White guys look strange and cute Asian guys look fake/non sexual to me.
How come muslims can kill 100s of us in our countries and no one cares but if just 1 white supremacist kills 1 person, everyone loses their shit
>>39054856
It's because the jews want you and your family dead, anon. No worries, the dodge challenger guy hasn't dampened the movement, already another rally being put together to take place in Texas.
>>39054856
>if just 1 white supremacist kills 1 person
it was 3. You distracted 2 helicopter drivers who crashed.
get it right kaffir
I don't know and I just want it to stop.
I just want everything to stop
its drawing thread time, robots.
request anything, and other autis- i mean artists of r9k can join in on the fun
>>39054810
Could you draw a very detailed penis? Like to the point where you can't think of anything else to add. Thanks.
>>39054810
Hi artist anon, I draw stuff for fun.
Can you draw this and have a speech bubble that says "I-I Love you Kiyome-san." pretty pls
Take it from a 28 year-old virgin that has been in love with the same girl since high school.
>knew girl in high school
>instantly fell for her
>always helped her out with stuff
>would ask her to date me, she'd give me a reason like "I'm not ready for a relationship" but would be with some piece of shit a week later
>boys at school would tease me telling me stories about how she was fucking and sucking older men off and would give a blowjob to anyone (but me!) just to piss me off
>moved schools, we lost contact for a while, I always thought about her and asked people about her
Recently:
>she got in touch with me
>we hung out some, talking, etc
>she's gained 50+ pounds, fat now, has three kids with three different fathers
>those fuzzy feelings come back. like i said, she's perfect
>tell her my biggest regret in life was not getting with her back in the day and I want to be with her now
>"I'm not ready to be with someone"
>"Let's see what happens"
>"You're a good guy"
>"I'm damaged goods from my past"
>"But let's hang out and see what happens"
>"Because you'll still be my friend"
Also she wants to borrow $300 from me to pay her rent, even after rejecting me.
>I have a good job, work a lot, make a good bit of money
>She struggles to pay her bills
>Every single man she's ever been with has treated her like shit
>She has no interest in the one person who has always ignored her whore past and who would love to give her everything in the world she deserves
I mean, I don't know what else to do fellas. I've tried and I've tried and I've worked for years trying to build myself to the point of being good enough for someone, and apparently even today I'm still too repulsive for a woman who has probably seen a minimum of 50-75 dicks and is unmarried with three kids, all of which I might add have different skin colors because she's been a coalburner too. I fucking give up; I'll just be lonely for the rest of my life because this shit is unfair.
>>39054781
have u tried to look for other women
this one doenst sound great
>>39054781
This>>39054833
Oneitis is bad news bro. Especially with someone like that
>>39054781
You would literally get over her the second another attractive woman gives you any attention.
Stop being a bitch. She isn't worth this crap.
To the scrawny guys who are lik 125 at 5'8"... how do you do it? I feel so fucking fat at 145 lbs and 5'8"
Lol try 250lbs - 6'1
>>39054695
tfw 242 pounds 5'9''
>>39054695
Im 120 at 5'10"
Im poor as fuck is how i do it mate
Tell me about the boards that you like to brows!
Here's my pyramid.
>>39054637
your pyramid should be in the shape of a penis then
faggot
Would consider shitposting or asking genuine questions to further my undertsanding of pol, but I feel like writing anything there puts you on a watchlist.
Why do white people feel angry when other races of women get attention?
>>39054570
Cause white women think they're the best.
>>39054658
>think
orignaele
That's not a white person, it's a lighter skinned nog complaining that darker skinned nogs are boasting about their melanin content.
As far as white women go, I imagine it annoys them because it's often one by making disparaging comparisons with them.
been drinking, want to drink more but work tomorrow
still alone
still gay
how are you all doing today
>>39054556
Pretty bleak. I'm not sure why I even come here anymore. I just want to be alone. If I want anything, it's to not have existed. Worst part is my mom noticed (because I live with her) and now she's trying to find me "help"
>>39054598
i'm only ever here to make these threads
have you ever gotten help anon?
>>39054627
No. I'm not willing to take pills so I see very little use. However, I told my mom if she found a therapist she could afford, I'd humor her.
Are Asian girls god's way of apologizing for slavery?
>tight
>tiny
>No history of slavery
>No racism
>find us exotic
>>39054408
>No history of slavery
>No racism
Nigga you stupid
>>39054408
>no racism
uhhhhh you don't know much about asians do you?
They're like, the most xenophobic civilized peoples on Earth.
>>39054408
this type of retardation is actually kind of rare.
thanks for the slightly swelling feeling of amusement that produced no laughter or even a smile.
Has a girl ever admired you?
anyone who answers yes doesn't belong here
>>39054404
what if she's roughly twice my weight?
>>39054394
Not yet, but I'm taking the /fit/ pill consistently so it's only a matter of time. Anyone who identifies as a robot or cyborg but isn't heinously ugly, physical fitness will help you jump up at least a point or two in attractiveness in most cases
have you ever been naked in front of others?
>>39054335
Apart from when I was a baby since I wasn't born with clothes, absolutely never, and it's extremely likely I ever will. The minute I do people won't want to look either
>>39054335
Almost.
Had a girlfriend a few years back, only lasted like 3 months though. Was pretty obvious from the beginning it wouldn't last very long.
She gave me a couple handjobs, but we never actually fuqed, because I was so insecure about my body, I thought for sure when she saw me completely naked she would run and never come back.
Still virgin.
I don't think I'll ever regret anything more than I regret not just losing my virginity right there.
>>39054335
I'm a swimmer, so yes.
Usually just naked while deck stripping and public showering, but nothing too extreme.
>2017
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or perhaps both?
>b-but it kills you
And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?
>it's addicting!!!
It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation
>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!
Who forces you to buy a pack every day, you fucking peat-gavel
I missed this pasta so much
Its not just dying. Needing to be hooked up to oxygen 24/7 seems pretty shit man
>>39054417
all humans need 24/7 oxygen DICKTWEED
>2017
>the doesn't have a computer generated gf
http://make.girls.moe/#/
Any way to make the waifus bigger?
>Tfw seeing all these cute possibilities is making me feel sad
>>39054374
it works because they are small, making it generate bigger images that don't look ugly would be too hard
What are you listening to fellow robots?
/robot music general/
https://youtu.be/MH653AyA-jc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f16Fw_K45s
Not really robot music but I like synth pop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T70ava9pHRY
Really nice for sad nights
https://youtu.be/jvXywhJpOKs
>>39054054
I like that