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>shitty dog not on a leash acting all aggressive knocks my little sis on the floor and scratches her
>get pissed and boot the fuck out of it until it starts wriggling on the floor squealing
>retarded owner ran away like he didn't even care about the dog
So my little sis got checked up and everything and didn't catch nothing from the scratch but shit, what am i looking at if the bitch snitches about the dog?
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>>18542933
you are an idiot
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>>18542933
lol
lmao
how was the dog?
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>>18542933
kick the shit out of her if she does that

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> Graduated college a little over a year ago
> No criminal background and good academic record. A little bit of work and volunteer experience.
> Didn't do much the first six months due to a crippling depression
> Recovered and ready to start my career
> Difficult to find work and forced to take small jobs in the immediate area due to transportation. However, said area is a small town and doesn't offer much.
> Bouncing from place to place looking for opportunities. Arranging a ride places is frustrating because I have to plan around the schedules of other people.
> Have experienced several false starts when it comes to jobs and have had to turn down a few offers due to transportation issues
> Financially dependent on parents and feel guilty about it
What am I doing wrong?
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Nothing. This is life. What you need to do next is get your own form of transportation by taking out a loan you'll be paying off for the rest of your life. Then you can work a decently paying job you hate until you die or retire.
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>>18542872
>having to pay loans off for the rest of your life
when will this meme die?
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>>18542947
It's kind of true unless you're financially smart.

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If I get a BS in Chemistry will I have a good chance of getting a job when I graduate? Or is it a waste of a degree? Red pill me about college
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>>18542668
nah
in stem you need MA at minimum, but should just get your PhD

stem BS is worthless man
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(You) should ask (you)r parents.

Fuck out a here
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>>18542668

Double major in finance and accounting. If you're interested in chemistry, minor in it.

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How do I defeat the Adventure Mode in Super Smash Bros Melee at very hard?

I tried Ganon and Captain Falcon and got to the Metal Stage, but only with one life and I just can't seem to go further.

How did you guys beat it?

Fucking Pikachu's always kill me 2 times
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Are you a cute girl? I'll come round your house and h-help
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>>18542654
Yes, but I live in Norway
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>>18542660
Then come to my house and bring your computer

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I am a 26yo virgin who has felt confused mentally all my life. Have had severe depression for close to 13 of those years until recently being put on an SSRI. I craved for a relationship for years but now I feel nothing for anyone or anything. My suicidial thoughts are kept at bay by the drugs but at the same time the drugs have kept me from feeling anything. Everyone feels like figments of my imagination and my nihilism is increasing.

Any thoughts /adv/?
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>>18542642
>confused mentally
In what way?
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I've always felt scatter brained about my thoughts and feelings on everything. I've never really felt passion for anything and I lose attention for things fairly quickly. I feel unsteady. Was diagnosed ADD a long while back but during that time everyone was diagnosed "ADD" so meh. Never got meds for it anyway
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>>18542722
Honestly I am pretty anti-drugs, they always fuck you up worse in the log run.
Stay of 'em, the worse than can happen is you die. who gives a fuck.

Most of us fucking bedroom dwellers just need some fucking sun & exercise. You can only deprive yourself of everything that is natural for so long without it starting to take its toll.

I am kind of talking to myself here

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Can i tell my friend she is pretty? Or other complements to that manner? Weve known each other a while and shes recently changed her look (gone back to old style)
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"You look pretty"


Done
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I tell girls all the time that they're pretty and good looking. Even strangers.

You can make someone's day if you do that. I'm genuine about it, though.
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>>18542628
Yes, but only after you kissed her pussy lips. Otherwise it's rude.

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Going to 30 year reunion next year. Im fortunate that I have great wife family and job, but was total dorkfag in HS and teased constantly.

I know blah blah get over it, but I talk to people and so many say HS leaves scars. I went into OCS for Army and private sector career that is decent (NO, I do NOT make over 100k) but thru exercise have increased self-respect million fold.

I want to goto reunion and tell douchbags who treated me like $hit and NOW want to be friends what I think. Anyone else relate?

In b4 grow up--I did, doesnt mean I forget worst period of my life--TEENAGE YEARS.
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Just read this. OP I TOTALLY RELATE. You wont see them again so confront them head on and watch their jaw drop. I did it and ITS wonderful. HS is most overrated BS government run camp with retard tenure teachers who cant make it in r&d or academia at university level.
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you definitely didn't grow up since maturity includes forgiving and forgetting. just like you were a dorkfag, that other guy was a douchefag. he might have changed a lot since then and you shouldn't go in there with grudges and assumptions. i was nervous for my 10 year reunion too, turns out it was completely unnecessary since all the people you went to school with have become adults too.
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>>18542571
Get it. Guess your right I didnt grow up past scars. How did you do it?

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Help. I just reset my computer and would like to have all boards be shown in "Tomorrow"-style.
Unfortunately after refreshing the page, it resets my style-settings for every board to the default.

Help
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Sounds like you have cookies disabled. What web browser are you using?
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>>18542521
Firefox
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i just checked, but cookies are enabled

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Only started thinking of it recently and I know very little about it (leaving highschool).
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Define good career path.
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From what I've heard the best thing is the pay. You would need to be fluent in whatever language of the country you would be teaching in. It would be too much of a culture shock for me, especially somewhere in Asia.
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>>18542502
One with lots of interracial sex

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Hey y'all, do you lot think that it's possible to manage a double major in Psychology and Music? If it matters, I'm gonna try for an undergrad in music and either a PhD or masters in Psych, and I'm a percussionist.

Pic unrelated, it's Joe Biden.
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>>18542493
Also, I'm gonna try and aim to be a psychiatrist, so any advice there is appreciated as well.
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>>18542493
you could also try applying for astronaut.
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>>18542519
I don't think I could complete the physical, and I'm not talking a STEM major, I don't think.

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I'm a kissless 18 year old NEET virgin.

I made a POF profile out of desperation.

I just realised though I need pics...

How do I take pics of myself without looking like a faggot?
I'm NOT a normie. I'm a sad cunt who lifts and lays in bed all day.

What kind of pics can I take of myself to appear normal?
I have no friends BTW to take pics witg
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Oh fuck I found someone I know on there

Might abort this mission and stay a virgin
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>>18542464
Just take some head shots of yourself. Take some pics of any pets you have. Throw thosw on there.
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>>18542464

What's a POF?

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I'm a chubby chaser, but how do I keep a girl from feeling weird about it?
Like I just wanna grab and jiggle their fat belly or love handles or big thighs when fucking them but what if that makes them nervous or turns them off?
I hear fat girls hate it when they realize you're just with them because you're a chubby chaser.
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>>18542419
I don't give a fuck, I'll tell a fat bitch that she's fat and that's why I'm fucking her. Just like i can tell a fat bitch she's fat and not fuck her. A fat bitch is a fat bitch no matter how much your dick is going inside her.
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>>18542428
but theyre all insecure and shit and the fastest way to dry up a pussy is making them too self-conscious

even the entitled bitches get nervous when they abt to get naked
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I don't fucking get this like if I was fat why wouldn't I want to fuck with someone who's totally into that?

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All I am trying to do right now is get laid

Then I don't know what else to do with my life

Should I honestly kill myself if I feel this way? What else can I live for?
I don't see any pleasure in anything else than sex at the moment.
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>>18542338
Idk but what the fuck is up with this Goebbels guy? I see all these quotes from him and I agree with each and every one so far. I guess I should already read and see who he was cause Idk anything about him.
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>>18542343
Probably just some sad faggot.
Everyone's sad for the same reasons, not that amazing tbH
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>>18542343
Bait. But: Main propaganda guy next to Hitler and kinda his bff. If it wasn't for Hitler himself Goebbels had incredible speeches to the masses and he was very influencial. Like Pence for Trump but with charisma and he was rather Gengar than Magneto for the enemies.

>>18542338
If your life is holding onto a 200$ bill, then either get an escort and look what else in your life is worth living and if the answer is nothing then dont get a hooker and chase this dream for as long as you can because reaching it some day will be glorius for your soul.

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So many of us here are apparently history majors; at least some of us had to have found something after college.

Post your doubts, your questions, and your success stories.

What made you want to study history in the first place? (inb4 I was good at it in grade school)
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History seemed like the most practical of all the social sciences.

I liked reading and writing and knew how much of a dead end journalism was.
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>>18542315
I hate math and I love talking to people about history
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>>18542315
How do I become a teacher? Can you go straight to teaching college? How do I make sure Im going to be talking the entire 2-3 hours without running out of material for the day?

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>new workplace
>one coworker is super cute
>talk to him tiny bits and say hi every now and then
>no wedding ring
>get off work early one night and catch him on break
>finally a real conversation can happen
>figure out common interests (vidya and anime like me)
>age gap kind of, I'm 20F and he is 27
>try and make it obvious I'm hitting on him
>maintain really high confidence entire time
>he seems to be receptive
>catch his next break (we get a lot of them)
>he sits down with me again
>manage to get contact info, online and his number
>he gave me that one and I didn't need to ask for it
>text saying hi
>no response
>send him a funny gif the next day on discord cuz he is online
>instant positive response, but then offline
I didn't make myself come off as desperate at all.
I did just go through a breakup and need to get out of his place ASAP and he is aware of that but that was before contact info was exchanged.
What do I do
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Annnd no, I'm not looking for rebound shit. Just kind of whatever. I wasn't sad when I mentioned the breakup.
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Just let things happen yo, itll work itself out.
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>>18542284
Like any other man, he already made his mind up about you, if he's interested he will contact you. Don't text him or contact him outside of work until he messages you. trust me on this.

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