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Don't do it.

>>18549619
>need like 150 more
How the fuck can an adult male not be able to scrounge $150 without begging on the internet?

>>18549616
Join the military

>>18549616

24 is still pretty young. You can do pretty much whatever you want. First of all, assess why you fucked up 2 semesters straight. Was it laziness/bad study habits? Too much of a workload at once? Depression? Was the material (major eg engineering) just too difficult for you? Be honest with yourself and once you figure it out, consider going back to college and majoring in something that will definitely land you a job. At the top of my head computer science, nursing, and psychology (but note: ONLY if you pursue a masters degree afterwards) will land you jobs paying 50k+ which is decent. For psych though you really have to enjoy counselling people and being able to connect with others.

However if you don't want to go back to college and your only goal really is money, think about picking up a trade. There are so many out there so do some research on your own.

I would strongly advise against joining the military.

>>18549616
Learn a trade

I don't know anon. But I'm right there with you. I've tried so hard to find someone (I did once but I fucked it up and didn't man up and make a move) but every girl I meet is just so...boring. I've tried Tinder, OkCupid, bars and I just can't genuinely connect with anyone. I don't get it. Is the secret to falling in love just putting aside compatibility and just settling down with someone you kind of tolerate?

My friends are distant, literally and metaphorically, and I don't even really care to keep it up with them. I just get drunk and play video games and forget the world around me. It numbs the pain I guess.

The worst part is sometimes someone will come along and make me think I have a chance. And I'll get completely infatuated and wrapped up in them, and when they inevitably move on I'm a destroyed emotional fucking mess.

I hate my brain. I don't know what to do either. At least you have a well paying job.

>>18549567
I always did better before I had a decent job and goals. Girls are attracted to losers

>>18549539
You have to stop looking. Girls can smell desperation. Focus on setting some short term goals for your career and body. Hang with your friends so you look part of a social group.

Miscarriage*

>Girlfriend misses her period and it's been 4 days now. She has a irregular period
so nothing's going on and you're scared because????

Had exact same problem 2 times. Get 2 seperate pregnancy tests from like walmart or something. Irregular periods are scary but if she gets them infrecuently thats a good sign for you buddy. Its going to be ok.

>>18549408
Bang her bro

>>18549408
Yea man. Just say keep it on the dl

>>18549408
Might as well try at least. Nothing to lose.

>>18549391
Why do you think your company is undesirable?

>>18549493
All of my friends seem like far more fleshed out individuals than I am

I barely have any talents, in fact the only thing I think I am good at is getting people to like me but I can't really figure out why because I have nothing to offer, pretty average looking, and neurotic as fuck (although I don't know how much this leaks through)

Please respond and help me fix my horrible self esteem issues before I cave and just try to get a prescript for something

>>18549354

Stacey is a meme. Stacey is not a real person nor is she even a specific type of person. Stacey, to 4chan dudes, is a manifestation of every girl that won't have sex with them.

Stop trying to merge the world of memes with your real life. There really is no upside to it.

I usually read Stacey as the popular girl with life on easymode. Which would mean, privileged financially, good looking enough that most guys would fuck her in a heartbeat (7/10 or higher), confident and not shy to go after what she wants sexually or otherwise.

And sometimes I feel it's used as a sort of alternative to basic bitch (no hobbies but consuming media, going clubbing, drinking and fucking randoms).

Stacey is hot girl, usually from a rich family and spoiled rotten, with a stuck up bitchy personality, who's only hobbies are drinking, clubbing, partying and going on social media, usually to talk about drinking clubbing and partying.

>>18548793

So what advice are you seeking...and what country do you live in?

>>18548795
You realise that this is bait right?

>>18548793
Astaghfirullah. Read more Quran so you forget such sinful thoughts.

Just a second, can't stop this match

>>18548758
Maybe you are not loud enough or they find you annoying.

>>18548758

because you don't fight back. im short, 5'6", skinny, just all around twinkish looking, so people like to talk over me.

if they do I say 'I'm not finished talking. If they continue, I say 'still not finished talking'. If they continue, I simply do not talk to them, I just get up and leave. They will call you whiny or childish, but their the ones who wont let you finish a fucking sentence so who cares.

>>18548648

I like this one better. I think it's a little more reserved in its design.

>>18548648
I also like this one. It's elegant.

>>18557137
Dishwashing is super easy and open to everyone.
They have high turn over.
Try that. Most prissy "educated" people turn up their noses about the idea.

Or you can try moving. I work as a mover part time. It pays super good. But you need to be able to move 12+ hours a day. Do it. If you have fucking testes

Goodwill job connection? Always update your resume, and call tomorrow first thing call every company see if they're looking to hire

>>18557155
>Most prissy "educated" people turn up their noses about the idea.

You're right, I didn't study Information Systems to wash people's dishes.

OP just apply everywhere and anywhere. Go to companies websites and check to see if they are hiring. Target, Wal-Mart, banks, CU's etc. all have entry level positions with high turnover. Before I graduated I worked for a credit union that gave me benefits even though I worked part-time half the year for school.

Just gotta apply apply man, unless you know people (which you don't) there's really no other choice unless you want to go to college or a trade school.

In your next interview because there will be one. Don't mention any of those issues. Say you liked it and are moving on. You got a lot of responsibility as a dishwasher and it can be on your resume, just look up dishwasher duties for resume. Try merchandising for coke, Pepsi, lays chips, anything man.. fork lift driving newspaper carrier, florist, pizza delivery. Good luck op. Was a dishwasher too, at least your hands are soft af

>>18557094

-attention to detail skills
-strong work ethic
-care for the work place
-team player
-reliable employee

>>18557094
Retail 9-5 job
Kek what the fuck is that? No such thing.

Anyway idk anon, in my experience it's far easier to break into retail with food service experience than the other way around. Every job in the food industry in my area all requires you have a minimum of 1 year experience in food service before they'll even look at your app.

Anyway, if I can get jobs no problem with only 8 months worth of experience TOTAL to my name, I'm sure you can too.

Go apply at retail places for cashier jobs (or stock jobs, I find them to be god tier). Just keep in mind it might be physically less taxing but it will be more emotionally taxing.

Maybe it's just me but by the 50th soccer mom with a "talk to your manager" haircut twice my age spitting on me and calling me a worthless retard because I couldn't apply her 4 month expired coupon to her 20$ purchase, all for 6 bucks an hour, I started to question if my life was worth living.
>I'm pretty sure being a garbageman for real has already been taken
As someone working maintanence at a grocery store, fuck no do not work with garbage. You will be forever coated in a mysterious sticky substance because the bags will ALWAYS break

>>18556971
Always go with the asian cutie. They will ruin your life and make you feel good about it.

>>18556971
You made the worse mistake a man could make. You "sticked" toghether to someone you don't actually love

Dump her so she doesn't waste her time trying to reach you in china, and congrats on scaring an apparently noce girl

>>18557035
The thing is I did actually love her even when we "broke up" for a year it was like we was still together. But now these past few months I just feel like a different person. But when some one recently asked me do I love my gf my response was "I guess".

I'm in the same situation .girl who's parents died and we have a 2 year old daughter. Really opinionated and mean woman.. it doesn't get better. We've been going on for 10 years. Shell just get worse, it's up to you if you want to leave her

>>18556842
Why on earth did you put a baby in her if you're just gonna dump her.
She's gonna kill your kid in a murder suicide.
FFS don't put babies in girls you aren't married to, fucking use a condom you fucking retard.

>>18556860
Good advice if it was prior to the whole birth thing. Children just make the women so much h worse to the father, at least in my situation >>18556857

Build something and watch it grow.

>>18556811
You can talk to me. What's going on in your life, anon?

Sometimes I watch Joel Osteen on tv. I went to church but was too shy to get baptized.