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Did he tell you not to tell your parents?

>>18556693
I don't remember him telling me so. I have souvenirs of my mom being close but I don't remember if she was close enough to witness it. I don't think she saw because I doubt she is dumb enough to let a doctor fondle my balls for fun. I hope? hehe

>>18556690
>He told me I would become some mastermind genious in the future
Did this happen?
>but he also touched my balls.
Did this happen?

>>18556557
Win the lottery

Get gaped by a provider and be his neet

>>18556563
I'd like a suggestion that has better odds.

That might help*? Yeah, I'm guilty for phoneposting.

I highly doubt you're actually 2/10. Keep losing weight and try to focus on improving yourself. The better you feel about yourself the more people will be drawn to you, generally speaking.

>>18556547
If you're looking for advice, you have to be ready to implement it. You're cheating yourself if you just want to beat around the bush with the issue and only listen to advice instead of taking it. That said, being active in improving your health and going out of your comfort zone, such as talking to others even if it's uncomfortable sometimes, is the biggest start to not feeling so useless. Lay off heavily processed food, or even just eating mass amounts of it, and then take yourself outside and start walking. Work up to going outside and running. Wear what makes you feel good and surround yourself with people that make you feel good. If you're looking for a step by step, go ask more direct questions. If you want to improve your life, listen to what I said and make some damn changes instead of posting on 4chan.

do you have a qt ginger sister?

>>18556551
Yeah, she's like 30 and married.

Ok...go find an Asian girlfriend?

Why Los Angeles? Why not a midsize affordable Midwestern city?

>>18556484

hollywood fag here.

>save up money / take out a line of credit
>move to los angeles
>apply to sublet someones apartment until you land a job / know what areas you like
>after 3 to 6 months of working at that job, make the move.

there you go. thats how you move.

>>18556484
Simple, just leave; the bus runs everyday.

does that mean that i lost?

>300 pages of hey BB wan sum fun?

What's the tl;dr version? Is it the same crap you hear over and over?

>>18556347

dont drink while driving

>>18556347
have fun. people dream about an adventure like this

>>18556383
Do they? Lugging a uhaul behind your truck is an adventure?

No I find missionary position for a purposes other than procreation disgusting or any other position

Is this how we're gonna do it now?

No. Completely agree. Maybe it's just because BDSM in general isn't really my thing but the slapping cocks in her face, choking, name calling, spitting, facefucking and facials are off putting to me as well.

> tell me goyum
their are plenty of ways just use google it will give a lists of places where scientist submit ideas for testing , in order to get recognized

>>18556112
what is it?

>>18556112
What did you find? Just say what is it related to.

>tfw no niece to teach how to become Stacey™
Can they fucking breed, alreadu?

>>18556040
If I showed at least genuine interest at something (in your case, your guitar collection), I'd love if someone would talk with me about it.

This is just a speculation, but if I was her, I'd would pretend to look at at something and wonder in hope's of getting the attention of a particular individual.

t. 18 y.o. full-fledged autistic introvert

>>18556051

She's 14, make your mind

>>18556061

>If I showed at least genuine interest at something (in your case, your guitar collection), I'd love if someone would talk with me about it.

I'm pretty sure since she was looking for a long time, and even rolled her fingers on the strings to see how it sounded.
I just don't want to force her or embarass her

Why did you go off of them? Im on an ssri right now and haven't really been off of it but google says withdrawal symptoms should only last one or two weeks.

>>18556257
I mean if you don't mind me asking.

>>18556020
Why the hell did you stop taking them? You're supposed to talk to your doctor and they'll taper your off over a few months. You could start by taking your medicine again. Also withdrawals don't last a couple of months.

for homophobic first if your gay your a faggot by default i am anyway so those threats carry no weight , racist who cares you are automatically racist if your white or black , or any color of the rainbow , if their a women just throw a biology book at them show them evolution has made me superior

>>18555848
BUMP coz I was gonna create the same thread.

>>18555848
Try not to be such a faggot. If you have a problem with what someone is saying, say it. Otherwise you're outta luck.

Care to elaborate on why you think they will feel that way?

Explain why you entered a relationship with someone when you weren't sure about how you felt about them ?

>>18555713
She just doesn't interest me in any way anymore.
She isn't doing it for me.

>>18555717
Before really getting to know her, she seemed cooler.

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Literally can't.

>>18555684
If you're not dedicated to quitting, then you won't quit. You have to decide to stop, utterly and completely. It has to come to the point that you think "hmm maybe i wanna watch some porn right now," but you don't because you just don't do that anymore. You have to decide to stop. And it seems like you haven't truly committed to stopping. It's way more simple than it seems, but that doesn't mean it's not hard to do. You can do it OP.

>>18555684
I have zero experience in fixing addictions but I'd say find something else to fill the time with. Maybe a video game or a tv show/movie? idk

>>18555650
you better hide your confederate money bro

>>18555650
Perhaps you could use this to your advantage. A way of training you to watch what you say. It will build up some new skills. And, if it makes your mother happy and you love her, just let her have the object. If you have nothing to hide, then you shouldn't be too concerned.

>>18555672
I don't say much at all actually. But it's fucking creepy to have people having the ability to listen to whatever you say inside your house.