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Hey guys, I need help forgeting someone extremely quickly.
Long story short,
I met a really nice girl and for the first time in my life I genuinely fell in love, like there haven't been single day I wasn't thinking about her, I was genually worried when she had something important in her life, but here is a catch, all this was happening 3 month strait, and all that time she was whacking the gun and every time I asked her if she even likes me, she replied just "yes" basicly saying absolutely nothing, and today, she just blocked me on every possible media and just sent SMS, saying something like "sorry, I am mentally and physically not ready for any relationship, maybe later"
And I mean finally she told her true feeling to me, but doesn't it seriously needed to be 3 month to say that?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Anyway I am here already 3rd day with out speaking to her, crying in pillow like a windy bitch, hating my self. That's where I realized l, I need to completely forget that we had any feelings, that where I need your help, is there any way to forget that with out getting dead drunk/high af (in sorta healthy natural way)?

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I've been showering twice a day since middle school.

I'm now 18 and want to shower only once a day.
The reason I haven't started sooner is because I get so oily and sweaty and I might have partial OCD because if I go to bed dirty I feel SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE to the pain where I almost can't sleep. I feel oily and dirty.

Today will be my first night without a shower in years.
How long will it take before my skins oils return to normal levels?

How can I make this transition easier?

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Who here studied business/finance in university?

How was it? Where are you working now? Any tips?

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Girlfriend of 2 and a half years decided to call it quits 2 weeks ago. She has blocked my number from texting her or calling and we have communicated through email a handful of times. I have thought about just showing up, but have decided that I should give her some space for now.

We had a split like this before and i chased her down and she came back and everything went back to normal.

Does she want me to chase her or do i finally just let her go for good? What do you think guys?

Been drinking a lot to keep myself from thinking about her but it's not really blocking it out anymore. I am losing it. I thought she was gonna be my wife.

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Hey /adv/!

First things first, THIS IS NOT AN ADVERTISEMENT. I'm not trying to solicit money from you guys.

I'm an amateur foot model. I just purchased my first bundle of socks SPECIFICALLY for selling online! I also just booked my first paying photo gig.

Still, I haven't sold a pair yet. I'm looking for tips and tricks or maybe advice from you guys on how to start boosting sales and profits. I don't want to show my face, and would prefer to be as anonymous as possible. I know I have a lot of research to do ahead of me, but I figured asking this board first might guide my path.

Ideally, I'd like to be in a position where I could demean men for buying them. Or, demean them for having tiny dicks. I have anger issues and feel like this might be a positive way to discharge those emotions- a "it helps me, it helps you" type situation. How would you market that? Is there a term specifically for this? Are there sites I should be looking at?

I've been active on a few Reddit communities (and Craigslist), where I've posted at least once a day offering socks (but nothing else, because I can't figure out where that would go!). If anyone else on here has had success in this industry, I'd love to talk to you!

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Never asked for advice on anything in my entire life, especially online, so I'm pretty desperate.

To keep it short, for the past few weeks, my friends have been very degrading and insulting toward me. About my appearance, the way I dress, my passions and interests, and they've literally gone as far as to crack jokes about me having mental health issues to my face and proceed to make memes about it.

I honestly can say with full honesty and sincerity that I don't know what prompted this. The only thing that I can think of is that I listen to my best friend's gf's rants whenever they get into fights. I dunno.

Anyway, I try to be a nice and approachable person so I usually try to keep my mouth shut and just ignore them when they go full troll on me.

That changed about three weeks ago, however, when they did it again only this time at a mutual friend's get-together...and most of the people there proceeded to join in.

I basically lost my temper and called my best friend of about four years a "stupid fucking dyke" (they're lesbians) and essentially told her to go fuck herself.

It's been about three weeks now and there's been zero contact between myself and any of the other people there and I guess I've been made out to be the "bad guy" in the situation.

I know I shouldn't have lashed out and the word choice was a dick move on my part, but why do people who call themselves my friends make shitty jokes about me? Like, who goes up to someone and shows them some stupid meme they made and say "look, anon! It's you! You have identity issues! lol"

I don't have much in terms of friends or family so I'm just looking for honest answers.

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What's the most foolproof way to a womans heart

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how do i deal with this, I keep falling into this cycle of thinking all this shit like misinterpreting and overanalyzing her friendliness with every single other guy like

>oh she likes him more than me, he's attracting her because he's more self directed in the game we're playing and has better aim meaning he has a more masculine mind than me and she's gravitating towards him instinctively because he has better genetics

then on a different guy

>oh, she likes him more than me because he acts like her feminine fantasy fujoshi dream, he's a twink and looks effeminate, something I can never do, he's also 6'2" and women naturally gravitate to the most dominant but at the same time fulfills her aesthetic desire for things to be pretty, two birds one stone

then on a different guy

>oh she likes him because he's very vocal about his political opinions (gas the jews) and isn't flimsy like me who borders on nihilism sometimes, he has a strong opinion and that's why even though he's like 5'1" and is an unfit NEET she wants to fuck him instinctively, women naturally gravitate to his dark triad traits, it's instinctive they can't help it

then on a different guy

>she likes him because his bipolar unpredictability leaves her stimulated and excited, he's also babyfaced and tall which means he fulfills her instinctive desire for a dominant man while satisfying her aesthetic preference, his narcissism makes her wet

etc

how the fuck do i stop relating every single interaction she has with another guy to some biological determinist bullshit

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These last couple of weeks have been some of the most miserable days of my life. I am under appreciated at work and was denied a raise even though I have been there for a year and half. That raise would've helped pay for college because my mom and stepdad have cut me off financially, and are kicking me out. This is because we wereabout to go over our data plan for the wifi because of xfinity and their data plans. I had suggested the idea that me and my cousin who is living with us, go to my dads for a few days because of this looming data plan and that tension there was growing more and more everyday. My mom had exploded on me telling me that I am lazy and that I am addicted to the internet. That she is disappointed in who I am that she will be shutting off my phone and kicking me out in a weeks time. The major issue that because my parents make a lot of money, I can't get finical aid for college and they refuse to pay for it. They also own the car I drive and the phone's data plan.

Basically I have pretty much nothing to go on with, and the more I think about it the less reasons I have to live on. So go ahead shit on me it doesn't really matter anymore

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So I'm a Filipino background married to an Italian background woman.

she is pregnant but I'm getting scared now because of the hapa meme.

What do I need to do to prevent my child becoming another selfhating Rodger Elliot or that facial abuse hapa girl?

does the hapa meme apply to us or are Filipino exempt from it cos we are now considered Pacific islanders or something so I've been told.

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My 16 year old neighbor told me I need to pay her $100 a week or she's going to tell everybody I sexually assaulted her.

What are my options or am I stuck paying her?

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Need help gaining energy through my day, I'm constantly tired and don't want to do anything but lay down.

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>Be me
>Move in cheap but decent college apt. last August
>One roommate is 5'4 Cuban
>Told me not to change majors in a 20 minute speech two weeks after knowing him
>Told me Coke Zero will give me cancer, yet I found out months later he smokes half a pack a day and drinks a shit load of Coke Zeros
>Has OCD and hates messes. Once told me I'd have to sweep the floor (which I didn't since I was always careful not to drop anything. Fuck that)
>Once told me I shouldn't put too much clothes in the washer because of the sound it was making, although I did not fill the washer.
>Told me the other day to keep the microwave door open because it smells after I cook something stinky. He never uses the microwave, and he cooks rice and bean shit twice a day I have to smell from my room.
>Constantly on the phone speaking so loud that a person I'm taking to through earphones can here him speaking 100 Spanish words a minute. When I talked to him, he just said "I'm Cuban dude. Of course I talk loud."

The thing is we get along pretty well, it's just because of some inferiority complex or something he keeps telling me what to do. We renewed our leases and are probably stuck together for another year. I want peace and he seems short tempered, so I won't just tell him to fuck off.

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I opened my door too wide while getting in my car and made this scratch in the car standing next to me.
It was at work, I told the owner about it.

What do you think, what will this shit cost me? Should I do it through insurance? It's only as wide as my finger.

I live in Germany btw, if that is relevant for the costs.

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How do you deal with the loss of a close friend....