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What's it actually like to work at Mcdonald's?
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Its a job. Take it.
Seriously, you're never too good for a job.

But to answer your question, its meh.

Long shifts. Nothing more than taking orders, bringing out food.
Making food is easy as fuck, put ingredients into machine, ta dah.
Behind the scenes shit like take out trash, restock ketchup, clean bathrooms.
Bunch of high schoolers, degenerates, and niggers. Lots of niggers.
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>>18560136
So, you are asking this because you're actually thinking of working in a McDonald's? Nice.
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>>18560146
Better than living with your parents as a neet till your 30

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How do I take a good picture if I'm by myself? If I smile I look like a faggot and if I don't smile I look like an angry psycho(even if I'm not glaring.
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>>18560089
You may see a faggot smile, but we see ourselves with shit-tinted glasses. A stranger would probably just see another happy, smiling stranger.
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>>18560096
But whenever I use a picture of me smiling I get called a faggot and whenever I use a picture of me not smiling people ask me why I'm so angry
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>>18560089
Stop using social media

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Let's say you're the daughter of a single dad who, more of less, did a good job of raising you.

If you find out that your father did bad things and supported you through criminal activity when you were a baby, would that be a strain on the father/daughter relationship?

I mean, girls have NO right to complain in this hypothetical situation, right?
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>>18560082
>girls
So...the important thing is the gender of the child? Okay then.
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>>18560095
Op is probably femanon tard
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>>18560095
This is probly some dipshit MRA retard that's trying to "prove" some sort of point

I constantly see things out of the corner of my peripheral vision. I've never talked to anyone about this so I don't know if it's normal? I wear contacts so I always assumed I was seeing the edge of my lens. I don't know, I feel like my mental state is worsening and I'm worried I might actually be crazy.

Pic related I usually see black figures or cats/dogs/some kind of animal. I know it sounds /x/-tier, but I never thought they were dangerous or even real. Is it normal to see things like this?
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Early onset schizophrenia
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Sleep deprivation made me start having hallucinations and seeing shit that wasn't really their , how have you been sleeping anon ?
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Go see a doc about it

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I need help with getting up in the morning.

>inb4 it's just discipline lol

I know there's some of you here who struggled with this and managed to overcome, willing to hear any advice.
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>>18560073
> why do I get out of bed every morning
Because I know I need to take a shower and eat breakfast before work , I eat a nice meaty breakfast every morning that really helps , but honestly I use my credit card for bs all the time not to much but it helps make sure I get out od bed for work even if it is something insunifigant for some it isn't for me.
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Put your alarm across the room so you will be forced to get up to turn it off.
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>>18560073
Multiple alarms on multiple devices
I've got two alarm clocks in my room, both far enough away from my bed that I have to get up to turn them off
I also have 10 separate alarms set on my phone, all with different ringtones so I don't fall asleep and just here the ringtone in a dream
Going overboard on this is usually what I've seen help people, but a lot of it, ironically, is really just discipline, sorry

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what can i use that will let me dissolve through anything
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>>18560047
Is that you in the pic?
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>>18560047
I too wish to kill the Spider-Man
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>>1856
can u help??

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Close friend says whenever we had sex it was out of love even tho he's with his gf. I feel bad for what I did but continued to sleep with him cause I'm an idiot and I love him. He's told me lots of personal shit and things not many people know about him which makes me think I'm close to him as a friend. Why would he keep leading me on? I know he used to have a big crush on me when we were in high school. How do I get over him.
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Tbh that sounds pretty hot..

Oh right the advice ummm..

Just fuck him again.
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>>18560033
>why would he keep leading me on?
To fuck you.

If he'll cheat with you, he'll cheat on you.
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Umm he leads you on because he has a fucking gf. Also, he told you he did it out of love, but I promise you it was because he wanted to get his dick wet and lacked self-control/basic morality.

I'm 18 and still have terrible terrible acne.

Ages ago I got a GP prescription of spot cream, but I use it all up before I'm allowed my next one and the acne builds up over the weeks and I just can't stand it anymore.

What are my options if I'm in the UK? Ask the GP for accutane?

>I shower twice a day (cause I exercise every day)
>I use some face cleaner wash for acne but it don't really do shit
>I clean my bedding as often as
>I limit my dairy significantly

I don't know what else the fuck to do! I'm so frustrated.

I can't help but squeeze my spots too, and they always leave red scars and shit I'm so retarded. I can't help it, its an addiction to squeeze and pop them.

I get most of my acne on my neck, back, sides of forehead and chin under my facial hair. (Are some of these ingrown hairs perhaps? I get so many small ones here)
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Kinda meme tier but honestly get more sunlight. I never had as serious acne as your pic but getting tan and being in fresh air seems to do wonders. It never cleared it completely but definitely did wonders considering there was zero effort involved on my part. Might be for you since you live in the UK and the sun never comes out but definitely worth a shot. Worst case scenario is you get tan.
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>>18560005
>shower twice daily
Don't do this. I had horrible acne as a teen, and found out only after years of acne that it was primarily caused by drying the ever living fuck out of my skin by taking long, hot showers on a daily basis.

Here is what helped my face go from looking like it had skin cancer to being 99% clear in about 3 months:
>wash face off with cold water before exiting the shower (I also decreased the frequency of my showers as a precaution until my acne cleared - I shower once a day now, but showered 3 times a week while my acne was still bad)
>use moisturizing cream after exiting the shower and/or shaving
>start daily usage of hydroquinone cream (I use a product with 4% hydroquinone, 5% glycolic acid, and 5% gluconolactone - the similar you can find to that, the better)

As for the cream, I don't know the rules regarding if/when you can purchase that kind of cream. I can pick it up at a drug store without a prescription in Canada, and we're a pretty cucked country, so I am optimistic that you can find a similar product in the UK.

Best of luck.
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>>18560059
I have to shower twice a day I sweat so damn much. I'd have to clean my bedding every other day otherwise.

I'm aware about hot showers and I only shower for 2-4 minutes, and only have it Luke warm at best.

I guess I can reduce it but I absolutely HATE going to bed all sweaty and dirty and it makes me feel like shit and ruins my sleep.

I'll try the rest of what you said too. Many thanks man.

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Is there any difference whatsoever between body soap brands? I've been using Dove Men+ Care bar soap for a while and I like it, but it's expensive. Is there a reason I shouldn't just get $0.50 shower gel from Walmart?
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Dove specifically make theirs with extra stuff to help your skin not dry out , ergo go with Walmart and expect to have dry skin
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get the cheapest soap, pussy
soap is soap
shower gel is gay
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I use Dial, the gold one. It's pretty cheap and it gets along with my skin. That's really the only thing to look for in a soap. How your skin reacts to it. I use different shit on my face of course. Gotta take care of the face.

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Tips/Advice on becoming a recluse?
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Tips/Advice on sucking tits like those?
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>>18559981
by posting more bimbos in tight bikinis
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>>18559999
Preferably sans bikini

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I have never really been much of a mans man so to speak. I was raised by a single mother, and I never really had any male friends growing up, and I was usually one to be picked on and realistically looking back I was a total pussy. I guess I want to change because I am tired of all other guys being too rough and tumble for me, I hate always having my coworkers be dicks to me because they can sense I am different and I don't really get that because I do my best to avoid talking to them, I also still end up always being the one all my internet friends and I have no idea if they're serious or if they legitimately hate me because I used to hang out around a group of people that used to always be dicks to me and I had no idea they hated me until they directly said it to my face, but that makes me wonder if they actually did or if it was just banter I took seriously. I also recognize that if I ever want to have a wife I have to be able to protect her because such is the way nature intended and no chicks like a pussy. I meant in the past I did some working out and I got somewhat strong, but I still felt incredibly weak if that made any sense, I have no idea why that is but I eventually stopped working out because it felt useless.
Sorry for the blogpost, I don't know where else to say this shit that has been bothering me.
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do nofap which will increase testosterone therefore more masculinity
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>>18559979
God you sound like a pussy
Stop caring about what other people think, it's feminine as shit
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start lifting and fix your self esteem. no doubt the bullying made you fearful and people(bullies) can sense that

cut all the people who treat you like shit and stop saying bad shit about yourself.

you're fine, and take 90% of posts here with a grain of salt. unfortunately this is a place trolls come to troll on people with deep issues. and they ruin this board

Soooo... I've never been on /adv/. You probably get this all the time, but here it goes:

I'm depressed and suicidal. I've been stuck in a relationship with a girl I resent for 12 years. I never loved her, but I lied and told her this everyday for 12 years. I tried to break it off multiple times, but couldn't handle how much it hurt her. I decided to be a martyr and just sacrifice my happiness for hers. I decided I would just fake it until I die.

She doesn't like sex. I'm a crazy sexual person. She probably have sex about 5 or 6 times a year, and she only does it for me, but she hates it. ( I don't get why, because I can usually make her cum multiple times, but she says she just doesn't want sex) It's been as hard if not harder than the lie itself. It's driven me to do weird and unhealthy things. Lately I've met a friend that said we could be "fuck buddies". Now i'm a cheater. This new girl is a freak and wants to fulfill all my fantasies! She is willing to experiment and even said she wants to try Anal with me! I'm dying. This is my dream come true...and I've never felt so good, but I know this will come around and ruin my fake happy life, which I swore to myself, I would uphold until death. I just told my fuck buddy it had to end so I can go back to my lie, and being miserable. (She just said... "whatever... I can get it anywhere I want"... that killed me) I'm feel like the biggest piece of shit in the world. I can't bare to hurt my GF, but I can't do this anymore. I think i'm going to kill myself. I've been suicidal since Jr. High, but It's just been cutting, crying, alcohol, and other self harm, but it's never been so real. I don't see the possibility of happiness for me.

Any advice/last words?
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>>18559964
Who cares if it ruins your fake relationship, you are unhappy and you don't have the balls to tell her that you wasted more than a decade with her. You should not be concerned with her now and I know you aren't.
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typical pleb problems , first off never harm yourself for something someone else is doing or done , second if she goes batshit it is not your problem , the new girl may not be they type you want to be with 10 years down the line she sounds great now but eventuly the newness wears off
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>>18559977
She thinks were in love and going to have kids and a family and be together forever. I WASTED OR 12 YEARS OF HER LIFE! I can't break it off. What if you took the best 12 years of someones life away and told them it was all a lie. The prime years of your life. This is unforgivable. I"m a terrible, terrible person. It's disgusting. I would rather die and let her mourn thinking those years were real, and special. Let her find a new life, keeping those years intact.

I've taken more from this girl than anyone can take from a person, unless she never finds out, unless she continues thinking the last 12 years of her life weren't a gross, rehearsed, sociopathological lie. Otherwise, I'm no better than the asshole dad that raped my 16 year old friend and destroyed her soul. I'm a fucking waste.

I am moving out
(My aunt found gay furry porn on my computer when she looked through it while i was at work) i make gay furry porn for extra money so i am loosing money by staying.

I don't know what she saw but this is one thing i am 100% she saw(apparently she screamed)

What do i need to have in order to move out?
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>>18559947
Quit being gay , just tell her you are making money off it end of story
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>>18559973
Yeah tell that bitch you're only gay for pay.
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>>18559947
tell her its for money, you make gay porn for money.

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Do you guys have any tips on how to make it so my gf doesn't feel threatened or uncomfortable about my best female friend.

She has never said anything to me but I posted the other day how I get the vibe she doesn't like her even though my friend hasn't ever done anything to my gf from my knowledge to make her feel this way.

I mean my friend did do some little footsie move on me about a month ago while we were all out but I decided not to tell my gf.

I did bring it up with my friend though and she laughed it off saying it was a joke and that she hoped it was going to be some motivation to get me to do foot shit with my gf that night. because a few days before that I admitted to her I still haven't done foot shit with with my gf (my best friend used to let me indulge in my foot shit with her when we used to hook up when we were younger)

anyways I had my friend over to hang out last night and my gf didn't really make much effort to entertain her and didn't make much convo while we had dinner.

how do I let my gf know there's nothing to worry about and that she's the only one for me? like my friend is literally harmless and nothing is ever going to be going on between us

plus my friend is literally engaged too. my gf is already expressed she doesn't really want to go to her hens night and is trying to come up with excuses/plans so she doesn't have to go. but I feel it will look bad and hurt my friend.

what do?
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>>18559943
Ahh ur the dude Who posted a bunch of thread about that FTSE incident
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>I mean my friend did do some little footsie move on me about a month ago while we were all out but I decided not to tell my gf.
This tells me that there is plenty going on between you and your friend that you think is 'innocent' or 'okay' but your girlfriend (probably rightly) sees as crossing a line. I honestly doubt that there's absolutely nothing going on between you and your friend from both your sides, especially since you say your friend is engaged but still initiating this behaviour.
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>>18559953
Financial Times Stock Exchange?

parents are moving farther away from uni so it's no longer feasible to live with them and commute. but apartments are expensive and the only way to get by would be to live with roommates. im absolutely terrified at the prospect of living with a bunch of strangers i've never met for 8 months. this is really stressing me out /adv/ what do i do
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It's shit
you're going to have to come to terms with it being shitty
once you start doing it becomes NOT scary and NOT stressful, just really really shitty

if you could get a place with just one other roommate you're going to have a better time
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>>18559930
meditate , use the headspace app
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>>18560040
wait, shitty in what way

what's stressing me out is the idea of having to share living space with others

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