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I'm having a foursome with 3 of my friends tomorrow. One of them thinks this constitutes an orgy, other people say a foursome is not an orgy. Is there a standard definition? We're having trouble defining it
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>>18579998
Bump
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>>18579998
Technically a threesome is an orgy as well
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>>18579998
why

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>be 17
>Had to be a highschool drop out because parents kicked me out due to religious reasons
>lived with friend for a while
>Took temp jobs
>moves back with parents after they say they miss me
>think is going to be okay
>works at a pizza place
>7.25 a hour 20 hours every 2 weeks
>Lowpay.jpg
>Get fired over christmas because my maniger forgot to tell my superviser about my time off
>Shit
>donate plasma for a while in order to buy food for family
>its something
>Cant donate more because something went wrong with emizes in liver
>What do now
>Jobs less and parents back at it again
>Hate my life and tries to kill myself
>i even messed that up
>enroll in free courses to complete highschool
>Gets job at downtown food place
>pays more then old job
>be 20
>more family moves in
>they want me out because of religious reasons
>want to move somewhere far away
>cant because i have no car
>sitting in room currently thinking about ending it
What do?
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which country?
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America
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>>18579921
pretend to be muslim again, kiss your parents' asses and fibish school, you dip

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What makes a man's face attractive?
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>>18579784

Definied, well-proportined and mostly symmetrical features. A flattering coloring and smart choices with facial hair or the lack of it.
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Money
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Also curious about this. Can femanons post pictures of what a handsome male face looks like?

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So I've revently started dating this very attractive girl. She is very sweet, but crazy shy. She's been doing a much better job of her getting out of her shell but either the moments we sit in silence are what appears the most in my head or all we literally just don't talk to eachother as much.

All I know is that a lot of times when I'm with her in person I just don't know what to talk about and it stresses me out.

Does this mean we're not meant to be? If we can't talk to eachother and connect?

I've actually talked to her about it too, and she's afraid of the same thing (no connecting), any advice on this guys? Thanks!
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I have another side issue. I've known her for many years before I've dated her. And I've been struggling to find even her interests let alone sharing hers with mine. Is it possible that she doesn't really like much? This concerns me too because after the honeymoon phase there's it's all about interests, and I hardly know any of hers! Thanks again!
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>>18579703
Make up for it with physical interaction like cuddling of making out.

Also, text less. That way you don't run out of shit to talk about. That was my big problem.
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That sounds a lot like my ex of three and a half years. The first time we met, we connected and there was chemistry, but she was also shy so that lent itself to some (frequent) silences in our conversations. Over time though, we grew very used to it, and I eventually came to expect times that we would just be quiet around each other but still enjoy each other's presence. There wasn't really a need for constant small talk, and I really appreciated it. I habitually internalize like 90% of my thoughts, though, and this became a problem, since there would be times where she really needed me to talk to her but I just didn't vocalize anything at all and had nothing to say. This kinda hurt her sometimes because she felt too much pressure to always be the one talking. I guess my point is that it's important to strike a balance when communicating with someone. Texting a lot can be a bad idea early in relationships because when you're actually with the other person you have little left to talk about. On the other hand, once the relationship progresses enough, you kind of lose that necessity of always talking about something. Rather it becomes more about communicating important imformation to your partner so that they understand what's going on in your life to make sure you're always on the same page.

tldr; communication is essential but balance is also key

On the topic of not knowing her interests: have you tried simply askin her? Again, communication.

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Come on folks. If you're spent, let it vent.
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>>18579346
I want to break up with the love of my life to fuck other, hotter, girls for a few years and then get back with her. I don't want her to be with other guys while I'm gone. I'm such a shitty person.
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Hell yeah, falling in love again, with my best female friend, no way i can have her tho.
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>>18579362
For the love of god, just don't cheat on her.

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Advice on making it work? Or is it just constant contact?
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>>18579304
It can only work out if it is temporary (AKA, there is a tangible plan to live nearby or together in less than a year or two), and only really makes sense that way if you are both in a nearby relationship beforehand.

Otherwise, do both of yourselves a favor and break up. Nothing good comes of these relationships.
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>>18579316
Basically she's starting back in university in a few months and I'll be out of university in a few months.
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>>18579320
Do you have a tangible plan to live together or nearby in less than a year or two?

>Female roommate thinks 1 in 3 guys is gay
>Always hanging out with this one friend
>Roommate thinks I'm gay with him
>Actually because I'm an autist with no friends
>Roommate arranges a bunch of gay hookups for me
>Tell her I'm not gay
>She says I'm just closeted

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?

Also, pic unrelated
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Give her the d, obviously. Make her think you are gay but curious about her because she's not like the other girls.
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>>18579251
Stop fighting it, and accept the fact you're gay.
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Tell her she's being disrespectful and just because you're not as social as she is that it doesn't mean you're gay. If anything, she's the one coming off as autistic.

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I have a sebaceous cyst on my penis and it has absolutely killed any chance of a sex life I ever could have had. It's about the size of a pea and right on the underside under the head of my dick. I'm pretty sure it's filled with fluid, as it is not hard and I can squeeze it.

My question to you guys, if there are any doctors or whatever, is can I pop this myself and get rid of it? I've had it my whole life and it doesn't seem to be going away. If I were to do this at home what would be the best way to do it? Use a needle and clean it with alcohol or something?

I'm desperate. pic related
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>>18578981
go to a derm and get it lanced
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I had this and sorted it at home although it has scarred, I'm the only one who notices it. Iv not had any girls say anything or even notice even during oral however it fucking hurt for ages so I wouldn't recommend self medicating. Just go doctors the amount of dick they seen there's bound to be worse than yours so no reason to be embarrassed
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>>18578981
They smell too, don't they?

Which boards should you avoid?
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>>18578578
What are you trying to avoid?
/b/ porn fetish, transsexuals and exposing girls nudes
/pol/ trump worshipping racists and conspiracy theorists
??
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[r9k], /b/ and /pol/. But I only use /adv/ and /ic/ so I don't know much about he other boards.
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>>18578592
Oh, also. If you wanna learn how to cook don't go on /ck/. It's just filled with fat fucks talking about
fast food.

I'm a female in her late twenties, friends with a guy in his early twenties. Started developing romantic feelings towards him and realised that I totally mom-zoned myself. I'm a fairly caring and protective person. Especially when it comes to people I like deeply. So of course because this guy is younger and is my friend I very often display typical mom behaviour towards him. I openly worry and fret when something goes wrong in his life, always compliment his work and achievements, pester him to sleep longer and eat healthier, gratefully serve as his emotional tampon, you know how it goes. To me it's normal. I'm like this with all my friends.
He on his part is responsive to my mommying, often tells me when something important happens in his life in <I told this my immediate family and I think I should tell you too> way. He complained to me about girls chasing him and shared some things he claimed to never share before with anyone, tells me when he feels bad, ect.
I'm happy with our friendship but because at some point I started to feel romantic attraction towards him, I just don't know what to do. I don't know how to change how he sees me and am not sure if I even should go for it. He is not the kind of a person who feels comfortable with blatant flirting, so sending revealing selfies or being sexually aggressive would most likely have the adverse effect. I beg you anons, please help me out!
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>>18578559
See if he has a mommy fetish, other then that look for an older man with achievements and can support you and ya baby.
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I've faced the inverse of your situation.
If you drop hints, you can find out if he's attracted to you or not.
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>>18578559
Do You love him?

What makes him great?

What makes him bad?

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I'm 27 years old dating a 39 year old man. He is a registered sex offender. When he was 24, he met up with a 13 year old he spoke to online at a hotel and was arrested for attempted aggravated criminal sexual assault. Just 8 months after that, he started another online relationship which led to him having (consensual) sex with a 15 year old girl. He went to prison for 4 years. He got out of prison 9 years ago.

I have a six year old daughter. I know he's a good guy and would never hurt her. But I can't get over the fact he attempted to have sex with a 13 year old. I know some 13 year olds look developed but some don't. I looked like a kid when I was 13. I don't know how this 13 year old girl looked that he attempted to have sex with, but I am bothered by it.

Should I leave him?
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Yes. For your child if anything.
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>>18578279
>He's a good guy
>Tried to take advantage of kids not once, but twice.
OP don't be an idiot. Child predators don't get cured, unless it's severly beaten out of them. He'll diddle your daughter in six years. Do you want your daughter diddles by her stepdad?
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>>18578279
Yes, yesterday if possible.

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how do i do this correctly without becoming a vegetable? using a door preferably

don't talk me out of it. depression and anxiety since the age of 4. good middle class family and parents who mostly love me.

>inb4 selfish

tonight is the night. i've been suffering for years with drug/alcohol addiction and many many other failures

i'm an 18 year old girl
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don't
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selfish cunt, hope you live and put into a psych ward
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>>18578129
i've been in many, many times.

fuck yourself

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Which one is more attractive? I'm debating which one I should go for
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You should get some standards lol.
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>>18573624
I like thicc girls
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>>18573618
Right is better in every way, how is this a question in your mind?

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Is it possible to become a Chad?

Or is it one of those things that are you born with?

If so, how do I become a Chad?
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Define Chad, first.
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>>18572933
Not OP but I'm guessing the ability to slay or talk to pussy without giving a second thought of if you'll fail or not. I would say confidence but most here want that for pussy so yeah I assume that's the end goal, there are other ways of being chad in life that don't involve women, but that's not the subject.
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Stop aspiring to be an ill-defined meme. It means nothing. Every pathetic faglet from /r9k/ moves the goalposts so that "Chad" == "whoever is outwardly successful enough to trigger my crippling insecurities."

Anyone have any nice romantic stories from your life? I want to believe true love is real.
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My sweet angel bought me dinner and toiletries and I felt her up in the car while she was driving and she smiled and told me to behave or else we'd get into an accident.
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>>18570954
>true love
sounds like you want to hear comedic stories anon
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True love doesn't exist. You will never find unconditional love. You will always have to offer something in return. People are constantly looking for someone better while in a relationship.

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