Help me anons. I have the opportunity to fuck two girls, they're my best friend's cousins and both really into me. One is fat with an average/ugly face, huge tits but smells like she doesn't bathe often. Think doused in perfume but still rank sweat in folds smell. She's nice and likes me but her smell literally makes me gag.
Other girl is hot as fuck. Huge ass, thin, smallish tits but good shape and a really cute face. Literally the only problem is that she's trans. I had no idea when I first started talking to her until my best friend told me.
What the fuck do I do, /adv/? I haven't had sex in a year and I need to get my dick wet.
I think you're gay anon
>>18597788
Fuck the trap, obviously. If it's cute than it's not gay.
Do god work and fuck the trans
So I need some help. I've always had the problem with weed of the strong smell filling my room. Please reply if you know anyways or methods to hide the smell of cannabis.
Thanks in advance
>>18597695
step 1 don't smoke in ur room
>>18597695
You can't. It's very pungent.
Yeah no shit, but any places or things i could put it in
In groups of 4+ people I'm very quiet. I rarely say anything unless I'm asked a question or there's something I feel needs to be said. I've tried making conversation by saying something I'd think was interesting but suddenly nobody pays attention.
I got called out by someone from the two groups of friends I hung out with last week (two different people, each from a different group of my friends). One guy called me boring and the other person said I looked like I didn't want to be with them. I wasn't hurt because I acknowledge that I was boring then and I did want to be with them though it may not have looked like it on the long car ride so I just brushed that off.
I see that I need to change to improve my social skills to improve my life and open up my opportunities and I'm not upset with the people who called me out, they were telling the truth. I'm better at talking one on one because the other person kind of has to listen to you, but am no conversational expert. How do I become more fun of a guy in groups of people? I'm confident and I'm not too afraid of fucking up, but I just have nothing interesting to say which is why I don't talk much.
I kind of have the same problem as you, to be frank. I saw a Jordan Peterson video a while ago where he briefly talked about this problem, and it helped me a bit. He said something along the lines of when you're in a group situation, you're not supposed to talk to the whole group, just talk to someone in particular, and that person's reaction will reflect the whole group's reaction. If I find the video in question I'll post it. But try to do that. I don't mean isolating someone and starting a 1 on 1 conversation, but direct your attention to one person at a time. If you can make that person laugh, chances are other people will also smile, even if they don't fully understand what you're saying.
>>18597520
what i usually do in groups is stick to the person i get along with the best and just casually talk to them, when something could be interesting for other people aswell i kinda pick a moment where nobody else is talking so they'll naturally just start listening to you and your friend talking and kinda follow your story if it's any good
hope i helped even a bit and maybe try different groups that share same interests as you, i mean you have to have something you can talk about
>>18597520
if you accept the way you are not talking much and the friends are saying you bore them then you won't have friends for long.
Don't pretend yourself incapable of excitement.
Any tips on how to date a shy girl? I've been seeing this girl I really like but a lot of time she barely speaks at all. She comes out of her shell a bit more when we drink but you can't just drink all the time. She always drops everything to see me whenever I ask her but I just feel like she's still nervous around me.
Anybody ever been in a similar situation?
>>18596413
Fuck her
>>18596415
This. Just pull up her dress and fuck her.
>>18596413
>but you can't just drink all the time
That's where you're wrong, kiddo
Does it annoy anyone else that "ghosting" and ignoring people/leaving them on read is seen as socially acceptable nowadays? It happens all the time and everybody does it. It seems really rude and arrogant to me. Am I just being insecure or does this piss anyone else off?
I ghost a lot, but it's because I hate sending messages via text and prefer phone calls and voice chats.
It just feels less genuine
people tell me I left them on read all the time but like does every conversation have to last forever say something worth batting back if you want my attention you are words on a screen competing with my life
>>18594573
My read receipts are set to OFF.
I found my boyfriend quite abnormal for a standard man by my expectations but I don't care anyway. I just don't know if it's a lifestyle and would he ever change?
>liked and only buy second hand stuffs
>don't own a car
>don't have a license either
>own an old bike
>a few pairs of jean
>few pairs of t shirtz
>like cheap stuffs
>don't like fancy places and hate to be involved in some events or such
>traveling a lot before as a backpacker and now works at a mediocre office job
>don't have smartphone
>always sale stuff online sometimes his sometimes others
>he kinda tight about money
>likes sports and nature
And some more I just can't tell. I got the vibe from him as he's really poor or he's really tight. I don't know what to say. Sometimes you wanted your partner to dressed nice and all but since he's hated fancy stuff it seems like he won't be changed anytime soon. I'm stressed.
>>18594325
>Sometimes you wanted your partner to dressed nice and all but since he's hated fancy stuff it seems like he won't be changed anytime soon.
Have you actually told him this?
I'm pretty thrifty myself and usually buy everyfucking thing secondhand, but if my girlfriend wanted me to look sharp for a date I would do it.
>>18594332
I don't know how to talk to him about it since it could offend him? I thought so for a really long time and I don't want to sound like am judging him or others for the way they dressed
>>18594341
"I would really love if you wore a suit on this date" the next time you go out to dinner
>another night alone in my room
>another weekend at home
>tfw no friends
how am i expected to have a life, when i have no one to do things with
>coworkers all have parties to go to, or get togethers with friends (food, movies, board games, etc). so their lives are always interesting
>they always have some story, at least half of them involve antics while drunk
while i have no friends, so i just stay at home all the time
how do i become interesting and live a more interesting and "adventurous" life?
>tfw haven't had a friend in over a decade
>haven't "gone out" with friends in over a decade
Try and tag along to one of these numerous that your parties always go to.
Also, consider that you may just be an introverted person who doesn't need to go out to have fun.
Society has a tendency to demonize people who stay at home all the time when in reality there's nothing wrong with it. You're just getting manipulated by supposed societal norms that have you thinking there's something wrong with you when in actuality your normal and there's tons of people who are homebodies.
I was the same way op, still kind of am. My problem was that I always felt unwanted, that if someone invited me out it was out of pity. Recently I have been able to shut that mindset out and just learned to say yes. In the past couple months I've been happier than I have been in the past 2 years. What I'm trying to get at is to do anything with anyone, even if you don't find it fun, and eventually you'll be invited out more and more. Also try drinking some alcohol, it always helps me ease up and become more sociable.
>>18594123
how do i tag along without seeming like a needy weird loser
>c-can i come
>>18594147
what if i dont get invited places?
i have no friends, and the only people i see regularly are coworkers. none have invited me anywhere
i do go to the work socials, but often don't talk to many people. i dont know what to say to add to a group conversation
My boyfriend is Mexican and we've been dating for 3 months now. He grew up in Canada amd I'm Canadian as well. He wants to take me to mexico for a week or two (very badly). Is this a dangerous enough place that I shouldn't go with someone I've only known 3 months? Should I ask that we only go to tourist areas?
I'm a very small, white woman. I trust my boyfriend but I don't trust the country or my ability to take care of myself there if something went wrong.
Any advice?
>>18593115
Do not go OP. No fooling and I have been to Mexico dozens of times and as a white male won't go now. Doesn't matter if its a tourist area or not and especially only knowing the guy 3 months and never met any of his family or friends in Mexico.
Once you are an hot away from the border it is a mostly normal place. The border towns can be full of crime and ghettos though so be careful.
If you fly then you probably wont have any real issues. Be smart and be safe. Dont do anything you wouldn't do in you own country, and make sure you know some Spanish at least. There are plenty of tourist towns that may know English, but ut will help a lot
>>18593115
If you're not attached to your head then by all means have fun
I love smoking but tobacco and weed can be harmful to our healthy. As a general rule, smoking is bad but maybe not so bad if you smoke camomile, infusions, and these kind of substances not addictive nor carcinogenic.
I actually have. It's not very common. The smoke was very harsh. It's not a pleasant herb to smoke. I did feel relaxed from it, slightly, but I find that drinking the tea is all around a more pleasant experience.
Look up herbal smoking blends. Those tend to be way better for smoking.
>>18599206
Do you know any other herb to smoke?
>>18599216
Marshmallow
Don't know where else to ask, so will try here:
I want to say FUCK EVERYTHING, and just demolish my life
Basically, sell all I own, leave all friends behind and go do something dangerous or different for a living
But what do you guys think is realistic?
Joining the army and fighting ISIS?
Becoming a Tibetian monk?
Moving into my car and start doing underground MMA fights?
My life is at a point of maximum shit right now, I just want to change it all up
get into a fighting sport
i recommend grappling
>>18599132
No matter where you go, there you are. You are the problem, not your circumstances. Change who you are if you don't like the circumstances that develop around you because of who you are.
>>18599132
i'd say join the military. the mma thing only makes sense if you actually know how to fight. otherwise you'll just get hospitalized after your first fight and then what
>Meet girl and we fall for eachother 3 years ago
>It doesnt workout because of distance (30-45 minutes) but we remain good friends despite some blatant sexual tension
>Start hanging out again last year. Tells other friends that it's not gonna work because she doesn't want anything right now along with some other reasons (because I don't have my own car to visit, she works everyday etc.) but still tells everyone she still thinks I'm really hot and a good guy
>Recently start hanging out again way more frequently with big group, become close with her friends
>Getting mixed signals from the whole thing
>She really doesnt text me singularly often, rather only in group chats or snapchats every now and then. (Mind you she barely texts even her own friends frequently) I ration she's trying to keep her distance and not get too close
>Everytime we're at a party together she dubs other guys, isn't talking to anyone on the side (I know because I became friends with her two best friends and they tell me everything and always mention me to her)
>Out for friends birthday and she's drunk, dancing all over me, hugging me, trying to make me take shirt my shirt off, snuggling me on the uber ride back, even tells friends she dreamt about me (that we woke up next to eachother) after I left
So what the fuck? It took a lot for me to not make a move, I love this girl. Everyone knows theres tension. Was her drunk self being true to how she feels? What does this mean?
Self Bump
Self bump 2
Last bump
Hey, I'm looking for a way to make new friends.
Right now I'm 19 years old and I'm in a very weird place in my life. I went to an online highschool for pretty much all my years of HS so I haven't been able to make friends through school for a long time. I'm not looking to go to college either since I already own a business with my father that's doing pretty well.
My problem isn't that I don't know how to talk to people, it's that I don't know where to go to do it. How do I meet someone like me? Where are places you can go to meet like-minded people?
As a side note I do get along better with girls generally but most girls I meet aren't interested in nerdy shit
>>18599012
>How do I meet someone like me? Where are places you can go to meet like-minded people?
What do you like to do? If the answer is "stay at home", then it will be hard to meet people like yourself, as hey don't leave their homes either.
Find some activity to do outside the house.
Join a club/ get a hobby
Like model trains or hunting some shit that's how you meet people.....or hard drugs
>>18599020
The main reason why I am asking is because I really don't like staying at home but due to my father I've been practically forced to up until now.
However, I do like seeing movies and playing games. I also enjoy reading
Should I get a job in customer service/retail to improve my social skills?
>>18598962
Customer service or food industry, not retail. Nobody seems to like working retail
Working in retail or customer service will make you hate people but it is a good thing to have on the CV, if employers can see you can deal with the public than you can deal with anything.
>>18598967
I already found a job though, but it doesn't involve interacting with people. On the one hand it's fitting for an introvert like me so I'm not complaining, on the other a job seems like an almost perfect way to put yourself out le there among people and train your social suaveness. Is there another effective way? Maybe clubs? Is toastmasters good?
Should I stay with someone if we're sexually incompatible?
We've been together for a year, and everything else is great. We're compatible in everything but sex. We're both submissive, and on top of that he's not very interested in sex and I'm insatiable. I'd like to have sex daily while he's fine with once a week, if that. He usually turns sex down because he's too tired. I just told him I'd love if he dominated me and he said he rather I dominate him. I'm unsatisfied and don't know what to do. I'd hate for this to be the end of things. We've been working on it for months now and I'm just finding myself looking at other men more and wondering what it'd be like to be single again.
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>>18598917
If he's not willing to service you in times he isn't horny, nor to go outside of his comfort zone in bed, then he sounds like a shitty lay. I would create an ultimatum, since you are already considering dumping him, and I would hedge your bets for the relationship.
>>18598932
Fair enough.
Ive got a huge problem with texting girls.
I cant come up with anything funny or flirty.
Even when they give me compliments my mind goes blank.
How do i fix this
>>18598830
They're not meeting you half way because they arent pursuing you irl, either because they aren't attracted to you or because they just don't know any of your irl qualities.
The answer is to make a better dating profile and to start meeting people in 3D more
>>18598830
Oh and if they're complementing you then they're meeting you more than half way. They must be interested in you a bit if this is happening.
You just answer them like you wouls anyone else. Don't be an anxious stand-offish little boy. Just think of a hypothetical cool dude and do what you think he would do, then like magic you become that cool dude
I bullshit out the wazoo with girls. Literally make insane shit up all the time to say and sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't but at least it's me.
Do you have the same problem or only over text? I'm much better in person than over text, and what I've found is that my biggest problem is second guessing. I can't spend all the time I do agonizing over what to text when I'm in person, and so I just go with what I think and be confident about it. I usually force myself anymore to not overthink it and just send.
To a compliment? Compliment back. Say something out of the ordinary, let her know you're paying attention to small details. Sometimes I even do an ironic confidence kind of thing where I get a compliment and I say things like "I know" or "Not even among my best qualities" but for real just bullshit. If you aren't smooth don't try too hard to be it'll only come off weird.