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>TFW fell for the /r9k/ and /pol/ NEET meme and now I'm 21 years old with no job experience, no skills, no friends, no education, simply no future
The kicker is, the best part is, that i didn't even make any use of my abundant freetime in these few years. While I didn't work i could have at least done something useful like gotten proficient at a sport, learned programming, read many books or at least learned some basic skills using youtube videos and the vast collection of on-line tutorials. For goodness sakes' I couldn't even invest in the crypto boom due to having no money.
The "NEET meme" was the worst meme of my life. I have a suspicion that the "smug neet pepe" pictures and the entire existence of the "neet master-race lifestyle" memes were simply created by Jews, or wagecucks to create less competition for themselves. By shilling the NEET meme so hard on internet forums and glorifying laziness they have effectively reduced the amount of competition for the esteemed positions that they hold.
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>>18602264
Go to school or
https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/careers.html
>dumb frogposter
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It's called irony you stupid turd
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not even a shitty high school job from when you were like 15 to 18?
dont get mad, get fucking even and start getting experience then.
kinda wild to me how some people do struggle with finding work or holding jobs, or simply choose to not have one and complain/blame other things. Im 21 myself but have had no issue finding work since i was like 14, all have been pretty fun jobs too minus a couple of them. Now im working my way into a salaried position at a ski resort and its pretty comfy desu.
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Hi. I'm a 30yo frog and here's my story:
My dad is breaking up/divorcing his second wife he kept for 15 years. As I'm a first mariage kid I... don't really care but the problem are the second mariage kids who are much younger and now have to deal with the emotional wreck that is our father.
I especially care about my sweet 10yo half sister who is a wonderful kid, cute and cuddly, very smart and madly in love with her "big bro" (i know it won't last but its still nice). She's also hyper sensitive and stressed about others a lot.
And my genius father, apparently finding few interest in his usual confident, has decide to tell ALL the details of the break up to the kids, who cheated with who, how their mom was fucking a close friend doing regular work at the house, how he's too desperate to find someone else and started drinking a lot... you get the idea.
Now sadly I only saw her a couple of days during summer and not since my dad spilled the beans. I can't go see her right now so all i have is Skype.
How would you proceed ? What should I say to help her deal with it ?
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>>18602263
Kids arent stupid. She will ask her own questions if she wants to. Just call her and play the big bro role.
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>>18602288
And do what ? I will definatly have to side with one of her parents if I don't want to come has an hypocritical cunt. I'm not sure she's ready to hear how flawed are her parents
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>>18602263
Yah is just tell her you are here for her if she needs anything. That you love her and are sorry the family is going through this but everything will be alright in the end.
That's shitty your dad told all that to a 10yo like wtf?!? I have a 9yo and she dosen't even know what sex is, I can't engaging telling her all the details of a bad divorce. Poor kid, he should have been a better dad and tried to protect his kids from all that not burden them with it.
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This girl I always liked and haven't seen since 7th grade came in to my work today. It's been like 13 years and I didn't even think she would know who I was and yet she did. I was too autistic to really talk to her much though. I wanted to say it was nice to see her again or something to that effect but I couldn't even manage that. I only knew her for a few months but in that time but I always felt we were pretty close. We used to talk on AIM and on the phone quite often. Problem is I got yanked out of that school before anything could really come of it. I've always felt like she was the one that got away which is pretty pathetic considering this was in 7th fucking grade.
Anyway would it be weird if I messaged her on Facebook and said it was nice to see her again?
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>>18602223
Nope
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>>18602234
But what do I say? Just a quick, "it was nice seeing you again" or should I mention that I was too nervous to say it at the time?
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>>18602223
Don't do it. Love is a lie, existence is a lie. Love is simply a social construct that makes people think they have possession over eachother. One day I passed by this house that belonged to an old man. I would frequently see him laying on the lawn, passed out drunk. One day I took him inside, and asked him why he was doing the things he was doing. He then proceeded to tell me that his wife had died, and that he was drinking so he could die too, because he didn't want to be separated from her. That day I realized what love is: miserable, vain, and useless.
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So Ive been talking to this girl for a while now and she seems pretty interested in me and she's good looking 8.5/10. I'm pretty sure she isn't a trap as her Facebook profile is pretty deep with family members and people tagging her and hundreds of likes etc.
But the problem is she's so fucking boring, I mean she's nice and all but talking to her sucks the life out of my soul. I think she just has a low IQ, all she fucking does is play baseball and say "how good".
Honestly at this point I just want nudes but I'd feel like I'm taking advantage of her low IQ.
So what shall I do? Should I try to initiate conversations? Just give up and forget about her? Try and get nudes?
I'd love to have intelligent conversations with her but she didn't even know about or understand the concept of timezones until a few weeks ago when I had to explain it to her because she was confused by the fact that I'm 8 hours ahead of her.
Also wondering if she could just be an elaborate as fuck trap. I mean I find it hard to beleive but then again she won't get a snapchat account and add me nor will she send any pictures or anything.
TL;DR
OP doesn't know what to do with possible trap friend that is uninteresting and uncaptivating but pretty hot.
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Example messages
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Today i quit weed after 4/5 years of smoking daily non stop.
Im 22 and i missed out on so much experiance and fun since i was stuck on my fucking computer smoking fucking weed every fucking day while others where doing the shit i wanted to do.
Tips and advice for a 22 year old male going back into social life and dating please!!
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Congratulations!
We don't really know enough about you to give you advice, though. Do you have a job? Go to school? Have your eye on any girls at the moment?
Sometimes when I hit a dry spell I use tinder. Probably better to meet women in real life but tinder exposes you to a wide variety of women.
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high rn but
dude i don't regret smoking weed at all how could you say such a crewl thing
everytime you lit up did you not very realize it was the greaatest moment of your entire life?
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>>18602139
Hello! I finished college and I live in Norway so getting a job or continuing my education is not a problem for me.
Infact I might have an intership job that I can return to. Im gonna contact them tomorrow and ask. I left that job 2 years because I was stupid but they said i could ask to return if i wanted too.
I do have my eyes on a girl annon, but it\s a complicated story. would you like to hear and maybe give me a tip. i would write a questionmark but the button doesnt work lol.
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If you knew for an absolute fact that you're never going to find a partner and be in a loving relationship, how would you cope?
I've been dealing with this with alcohol but the alcoholism is starting to ruin my life and I need something else. I have friends and family alright but it's not the same as having someone to make coffee for and come home to.
Can I convince some shrink to give me some sort of an anxiety pill cocktail that'd keep me fuzzy 24/7?
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If you figure no woman likes you, just say fuck it and do whatever you fucking want. Just don't be a spineless beta that has to beat themselves up with alcohol and drugs, do stuff you genuinely like and become excellent at it. If you really cannot deal with it for the forseeable future, get a waifu. 2D > 3D anyway.
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Haven't you realised how disingenuous nearly everyone is on this planet? Everyone is just playing some silly little psychological power struggle with one another and having one-upmanship competitions. Being with someone for the rest of your life is no different than that, even having a long term friend of the opposite gender or of the same sex with whom you can truly relate is no different. All relations are a highly strung kind of jealously and bullshittery. Why bother OP? Learn to love yourself and find passion for other things, I often say to myself that it would be nice to cook for someone and cuddle and watch movies but ultimately you just realise how much of a farce their personality is and in reality they are so distant from you within their own little world. Just learn to be alone; it's better that way.
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>>18602137
I'm gay, I don't want women to want me. And I've outgrown the phase of having crushes on fictional characters, just the same as I've forgotten how to disassociate. They've just gone away and never came back.
>>18602144
Not being touched causes me literal physical pain.
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I think I have a police car fetish. I don't know how to get these thoughts out.
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No one gonna help WTF!
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>>18601922
Ask /o/ or buy a police car at an auction
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>>18602268
No I mean I don't have an attraction directly I think the officer needs to be in it but if it's empty it's pointless really so I'm a bit confused about it not even sure if it's the car cuz I get aroused when I see mustangs to and I know that my crush used to drive one.
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Are any misanthropes willing to help me out here? 2017-08-08 07:27:02 Post No.18601866
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Are any misanthropes willing to help me out here?
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Humanity is actually a scourge, and being a human is a curse. You're all programmed as primates to scorn people for having opinions like this, especially in delicate social periods like middle school and high school, but the truth is that this opinion is completely reasonable. So, I'm wondering if any of those who agree with me know what to do. I'm supposed to go to college very soon, but I actually have the urge to take a flight out of here without any preparation for life when I land. The plan sounds overly emotional, to the point of being stupid, so I was wondering if any of you guys who are cool have advice that could be helpful and mature.
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I'd recommend suicide desu~
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There's an important piece of info we need before we can give you any advice:
What do you want?
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>>18601872
>suicide
>desu
Exhibit a.
>>18601875
>What do you want?
I don't know if anyone is good, myself included, but some people are not bad. I just want peace, and enough money to pursue my hobbies, which include community service and charity. It would be nice to have a career that helps people, as a sort of counter-balance to this misanthropy. I like music, outdoor activities, and things like music/film/videogames. Sex is nice too. I think it's easy to get operating from a detached perspective.
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I have a bad brain fog, like my brain has a big cotton wool blocking out my thoughts from coming out clearly.
Is it because I don't exercise? I do fap, but I don't think that's the problem. I also take coffee regularly and have really abnormal sleep pattern of 5-6 hours with additional afternoon naps.
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>>18601824
It's the effect of Drugs
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>>18601825
I've only had taken adderall when I was a kid, like 11 and dropped it at 12 when I grew out of it, now I'm 19, I don't think the withdrawal lasts that long.
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>>18601824
>>Is it because I don't exercise?
YES IT IS BECAUSE YOU are not enough of a normie
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Weird gay relationship 2017-08-08 07:07:31 Post No.18601798
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Basically, I'm morbidly obese, I hate myself, I'm a failure at life and a social recluse. That said, I'm still lonely and I long for some emotional support so I found a guy with whom I'm now in a relationship.
He is pretty selfish in many ways but I'm not sure if I'm just trying to sabotage myself or if it's actually that bad. I'm very confused.
tl;dr: I'm getting fucked in the ass by a chubby guy with a tiny dick and I'm not sure if it's worth it.
I would actually much prefer a relationship with a woman, I'd say that I'm only a 1 or 2 on the Kinsey scale.
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>>18601798
>1 or 2 on the Kinsey scale
Nigga you're gay as fuck
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>>18601803
I don't feel a huge attraction to men though.
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>>18601808
You're getting pounded in the ass regularly by a dude. There is literally nothing more gay then that
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I neglected a girl for months, she asked for my number and I did not give it to her (for some reason)
Now she is with another man since April. She ignores me but when he is around she gets excited, makes out with him while seeking eye contact with me.
I think she has still feelings for me? What does she mean by this?
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>>18601715
>neglect a girl
>Ironically you're the one getting jealous now
Kek, you played yourself hard
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>>18601722
as far as I can see, she is trying to get me jealous
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>>18601742
If you care enough to make a post on her carying, you played yourself bud
Me and my girlfriend decided its time for me to meet her father, me, her, her brother, and her father are going fishing tomorrow.
How do i not make a complete fool out of myself?
Its river fishing for salmon btw.
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Have you hung out with her family before?
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>>18601698
Have you ever fished before? Please tell me that you have, or you'll be considered an nu-male idiot from day one.
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>>18601856
Her parents are seperated, ive hung out with her mom, brother, and sister, but no dad
>losing the few """friends""" i thought I had
how do you deal with these feelings
I'm not even asocial, I get along with people, but this summer I've just not been doing much else except for work/gym and occassionally grabbing a beer with these """friends""", but now I seem to be losing them too. or they just never gave a fuck in the first place, fuck. suddenly they're doing shit w/o bothering to tell me or they straight up lie when asked
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>>18601618
I'm in a similar situation. I truly think they never gave a fuck in the first place.
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>>18601621
ugh
I don't even know how to feel about this
Angry? Sad? Relieved? Confused? feeling a bit of everything it seems.
it doesn't help that other shit isn't going well in my life as well. I'm trying not to let this crap get to me and start pitying my fucking life but man does it get hard at times
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>>18601631
I'm sad about it but it's also brought me to the harsh realization that everything and everyone in life is temporary and I shouldn't rely on anyone for anything.
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How do you make sex as an asexual (woman) easier? I've been told lube helps but won't it still hurt if it's tense?
Would muscle relaxants work? Alcohol helped with my ex but I don't think I'll find another guy willing to get me that drunk that often again.
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hey
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>>18601605
There's no such thing as asexuality. You're probably psychologically damaged.
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>>18601653
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/asexual
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Who agrees ?
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I do.
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>AGAINST THE LAW
Like I care
For me there is only one law and this is my morals, fuck what government thinks I should do
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>>18601576
Not me. I'm AOK with domestic abuse, especially when my girlfriend does it with her strapon.
Cause I'm a man. I don't cower behind the justice sysyem when my girlfriend rapes my butthole, I make my displeasure known to her and grit and bare it like a big boy.
That's what she calls me anyway.