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Help me anons. I have the opportunity to fuck two girls, they're

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Help me anons. I have the opportunity to fuck two girls, they're my best friend's cousins and both really into me. One is fat with an average/ugly face, huge tits but smells like she doesn't bathe often. Think doused in perfume but still rank sweat in folds smell. She's nice and likes me but her smell literally makes me gag.

Other girl is hot as fuck. Huge ass, thin, smallish tits but good shape and a really cute face. Literally the only problem is that she's trans. I had no idea when I first started talking to her until my best friend told me.

What the fuck do I do, /adv/? I haven't had sex in a year and I need to get my dick wet.
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I think you're gay anon
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>>18597788
Fuck the trap, obviously. If it's cute than it's not gay.
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Do god work and fuck the trans
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>>18597796
traps are gay
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>>18597792
If it's gay then I'm fucked. She just sent me this and my dick is betraying me.
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>>18597811
Hence the word "trap"
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>>18597808
But does it matter?

>>18597811
Your dick wouldn't lie to you, would it? Listen to the D.
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>>18597811
Anon, are you in the UK or the united states? What part of the country?
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FUCK THE TRAP!

You have no idea what I'd do to get in your position.
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Go trans, believe me, you want it. It's the best option. She'll give head, let you ass fuck her, won't have periods. 'Gay' and any pronoun won't matter, it's your sexuality and as long as you own it, noone can get to you.
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>>18597839
What if they sound like a dude?
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>>18597839
>>18597844
Don't fall for the trans bait, its gay af
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Who cares if its gay, that ass is damn fiiiiiiiiiiine.
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>>18597788
>Literally the only problem is that she's trans
>guys i'd like to fuck this girl, the only problem is that she is a man
come on anon
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Yo anon, if you don't fuck the trans, introduce me?
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> Literally the only problem is that she's trans. I had no idea ... until my best friend told me.

Did it ever occur to you that your mate might be having a laugh at your expense?

Also, why not bang them both? Get the moonpig to shower up first though - drag her into the shower for an erotic experience, and soap her up yourself, that could be fun.
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>>18597788
It's only gay if the balls touch, my dude.
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>solution: dont have sex with them
>anon gets married
>then anon has sex with wife
>anon and wife live happily sexually after
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Get a whore instead. The fat one doesn't deserve a fuck and if you fuck the trans one it just means you're a real faggot. You won't truly get your diccwett when you're fucking a MAN.
All of that bullshit vs a few shekels for a ho.
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>>18597895
marry who? the hambeast or the tranny?
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>>18597788
If you're attracted to a trans you're attracted to a trans.
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Yes, that's gay
But there's no problem with that, you can very well be bisexual (and you are, since everyone is)

Start being confident in your sexuality and fuck that trap
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Fuck the trap!

Fuck the trap!

Fuck the trap!
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>>18598571
100% this

If you don't fuck the trap you're literally gay
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>>18597788
Okay which fat from this scale is the fat girl?
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>>18597788
Anon get some fucking standards.
I'd fuck an escort before I fuck these two creatures.
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>>18598612
35-40%
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>>18598612
pic is extremely inaccurate lol
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>>18597788
To put it bluntly, traps are gay. But does it matter if you're gay? NO! Rather, I would go a step further! If your penis desires perversion, then give it perversion! Societies rules, especially taboos, will not change with complacency!

If we are to make traps normal, especially cute ones, we need to stand together as perverts for a greater cause! By choosing the trap over the fat, you are making an active choice to help in our crusade. Do it, and be proud you're helping a cause greater than most.
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>>18598612
I would like to order a number 6 with extra dip.
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>>18598694
I stand with you, brethren.
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>>18598647
Well that's not that bad. I mean she could a fucking whale. But the smell that's something else
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>>18598653
I was trying to find pics for a reference of what the fat girl looks like
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>>18597811
I'd do it
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>>18597788
Numba two it really woman in the first one sounds like I would fuck if I was really really really really really really really drunk.
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>>18597788
Depends on your opinion of transgenders, yeah it's technically gay but the real question should be whether you give a shit. Nobody else has to know
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>>18599390
>>>18597788 (OP)
>Nobody else has to know
Except everyone that saw this thread.
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>>18599797
Yeah but I don't know you personally so technically my knowledge of whether or not you do it won't affect your personal life
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>>18598612
Op here, she's 35%-50% idk why that anon is pretending to be me kek

it's not so much that she's a landwhale, more the stench
I met them both at my best friend's party and I stg she smelled like rotten fish
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>>18600203
I understand my man. Just go for the trap.
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>>18597788
Anyone can fuck a fat chick
Only true heroes can fuck a trap
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