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How can I get a gf WITHOUT being 6'2" tall, having perfect abs and being rich as fuck or another type of Chad?
should I look into game theory?
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There is a girl for every anon out there.You just gotta look and be open minded. Most importantly get out and look presentable at least.
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>>18596321
Meet girls, flirt with them and ask them out till one says yes. Then just date her and see how it goes.
Obviously, be reasonable. If you are an average guy with no redeeming qualities, you won't be fucking a 10/10 top model.
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Lower your standards and be social
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So a few days ago I was fingering my girlfriend of fourth months, while I was on top I slipped my head in and she freaked out because I didn't ask. She had told me she liked things kinda rough so I wasn't thinking to ask. We've never done it before, so she freaks out and gets pissed and leave.I tell my friend, who everyone apparently hates, whats happened and she tells me that its not a big deal and that mistakes happen. I tell my girlfriend that and she flips out, gets even worst when I told her that I had mentioned it too her, even though she knows she my friend that I can trust, my girlfriend tells her friends stuff all the time. From then on all she did was berate me and my friend, I admitted I was sorry and that I should have asked, but because of this she says I can't be trusted. I love my girlfriend /adv/ I really do, any idea on how I can make things better?
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>>18596296
>I was fingering my girlfriend of fourth months
she's too young desu
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>>18596313
nibba been together four months, i cant help im retarded
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>>18596296
Leave her, friend. She's way too dramatic and uppity to be a good partner.
Slip the head in one last time before you go.
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How do I get people to take me more seriously when I'm a mildly autistic idiot manlet with next to no common sense who sucks at doing normal practical stuff?
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Why SHOULD people take you seriously?
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>>18596271
Spend every waking minute working towards being a not mildly autistic idiot manlet with next to no common sense who sucks at doing normal practical stuff. It doesn't matter how well you pull it off, you'll at least be seen as an improving mildly autistic idiot manlet with next to no common sense who sucks at doing normal practical stuff, and thats better than being a stagnant mildly autistic idiot manlet with next to no common sense who sucks at doing normal practical stuff.
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>>18596274
Because I'd like to be respected and shit.
Like 90% of the shit I say makes people ask if I got any sleep last night but every once in a while I do have a point.
>>18596275
How does one actually do anything to improve any of those?
My sperg seems to be naturally getting better the older I get (I don't get how, but I've gone from having teachers question whether I'm honest-to-goodness retarded to having someone ask whether I'm self-diagnosed when I joked about it), but what can you do about being naturally not smart?
My bones have fused, nothing I can do about my height.
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y is is that bitches can understand me 2017-08-06 08:33:16 Post No.18596226
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y is is that bitches can understand me
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y cant thay understand what comes natraly to most people repusles me and i would mind my own bizness me my self and i but thay want power or controol over me instead of being self centered
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Anon we are on a board where the only form of communication between strangers is through text. If you can't express yourself coherently through this medium then you can't expect to be helped by us. Try rephrasing your problem.
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>>18596255
is is coherent to me any any one elce with crit thinkin skillz
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>>18596298
what advice are you seeking?
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So I planned a day trip with my wife and 1 kid. We were supposed to do the trip yesterday but I slept in, so we moved it to tdoay. It's a 2 hour drive to get to the town we are going to. Keeps bringing up the fact that I slept in the day before on the way up. Also makes bitchy comments about my driving.
Get there and it starts raining. Wife keeps bringing up the fact that I slept in yesterday and insists that the weather would have been better yesterday. Keeps going on about this even though she slept in today. We are looking for a parking space when I decide I've had enough of the bitching and turn the car around. It's time to go home, fuck this.
Her bitching turns to yelling. I'm yelling too. The kid is soaking all of this in. She wants out of the car. I call her bluff and pull over. She gets out and starts walking back to the town. Kid flips out and starts crying so I pick up wife and find a parking spot.
I refuse to go with them and pretend everything is hunky dory. They go. 5 mins later they come back to the car. Wife sends kid to ask me to go with them cause she's manipulative like that. Tell the kid no because I'm angry and will ruin her time at this point. Wife comes to car and apologizes, but it doesn't seem genuine. She just me out of the car so she can pretend thay everything is fine. Tell her that I'm extremely angry and am in no mood to walk around with her.
I've been sitting here in my car for 2 hours. The weather is fantastic. I'm fucking around on 4chan in solitude. What do?
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Order a prostitute to pretend to be a college friend
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>>18596181
Never lose your frame. You did a good job. Maintain frame, hell maybe even leave tonight to hang with the boys. Look up "dread game" and you'll notice your wife falling in line. Also...
>sends kid to ask
Literally the worst. Fuck that.
T. Married man
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>>18596187
How? I'm sitting here in a parking lot in a german-themed resort town.
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Whats the best food for dungeons and dragons while on a budget?
I just started a new campaign online and I dont wanna pay for pizza every week
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Ramen
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>>18596171
Get off your lazy ass and cook a fucking meal beforehand
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>>18596171
Some flips with milk, boiled eggs and ham,some alrdy cooked food in markets and everything you can mix up from your fridge.
>You are ready to go.
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Experience with Prostitutes 2017-08-06 08:02:32 Post No.18596157
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Experience with Prostitutes
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Any advice for a first time user of prostitutes.
I'm looking to have one outcall to by apartment. Naturally I'm here to lose my virginity.
Any advice from someone with more experienced with hookers would be welcome.
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If you are a Burger, then the best advice is to take a vacation to another country. Like Mexico. Or multiple European countries.
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>>18596173
I'm Canadian in Vancouver
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have fun getting AIDS fool.
I fell in love with a girl from my college.
I told it to a friend of mine, and he said that he knew her and that she was really nice. Time passes, I keep studying and thinking of her, without actually trying anything. One day, like any other, I get to college and that friend comes running towards me and says "Man, I told her about you and showed your pic, she said she found you handsome and wants to meet!".
Well, at first I got so happy I just couldn't stop smiling. But when I realized I had to go talk to her in that same day, I started sweating and couldn't pay attention to any of the classes, because I'm very shy with these sorts of things and I was incredibly afraid of saying something wrong. I then realized I wouldn't have the courage to do it that day, and decided I'd do it the following day.
The next day, all of my friends already knew and were giving me support and telling me to go talk to her. This continued for a week, and I kept leaving it for tomorrow, until I was finally forced to go there and talk to her.
We spent 15 minutes talking, about school, life, what we liked. Then I had to leave, and we continued talking on Facebook later that day. We spoke about all sorts of stuff, but she was very shy too and we didn't talk for long.
A month goes by, and I haven't talked to her, not even once. I just stopped. At most a "hi" when we see each other.
I don't know what to think, I feel like I've never been this close in my life. She seemed interested, always smiling as we talked, and although she was noticeably very shy too she tried her best to maintain a conversation. I feel stupid. Everytime she greets me with a smile, I feel as if something inside me breaks, yet that smile keeps me going through the rest of the day very happy.
I just wanted to share this, even if this isn't the best place to do so. I think I lost all my chances.
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It was your first try. Learn from the experience.
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>>18596129
i dont think you've lost all your chances, you didnt turbo sperg nor got ghosted, try it again, plan some talk and go for her, if she is that shy too she most likely understands your situation and wont have a problem with it
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>>18596129
Its never too late until you are dead. You managed to get courage to talk to her and I slaute you for this. Even though you fucked up, if there is no clear signs that she is disgusted of you, you might should try to talking to her again. If less courage do it on facebook - ask her how she is doing, small chat and ask if she wanted to go watch a movie or drink coffee...
You said she is shy, so meybe because you didnt contact her, she was also afraid of contacting you... Its an advice from femanon, so not sure if you find it helpful...
Can I ask for hair advice on /adv/ ?
I neverbrowse this board so i really don't know
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>>18596088
Ask away
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>>18596094
but hair isn't fashion, I've seen threads on /fa/ but i still find it retarded
>>18596096
so my hair is like the type of pic related but black and probably longer, the last time i went to cut it the barber fucked everything up and now i have long hair in the middle that falls on the sides or on my face, the hair on the back side is hella shorter and looks like a me, same thing with the left and right side.
My hair is supper annoying every morning so i just wet it and apply a cream so i keep that wet hair effect longer, but i cant leave it like that because it always falls down on my face, so i use a discreet headband not too far from my forehead but not too close neither.
The thing is, with the weird way it got cut I look fucking retarded with it so I thought of cutting it again but idk what to tell the barber this time.
I'll try to post pics of my hair later
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Hi /adv/, I got a 50 pound Amazon gift card. What should I spend it on? I was thinking of some clothes, but not sure if it's worth it getting them from Amazon.
Picture unrelated.
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>>18596037
Save it for some time when you need something.
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>>18596043
this
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>>18596043
agreed
Don't just spend it to spend it (unless you really need clothes). Just keep it in your pocket for when you see something you really like.
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Anyone have experience of being another guy/girl?
I mean getting someone to cheat and experiencing possible consequences.
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Give us some context then you creepy bastard
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>>18596035
I did it to the girl who bullied me in HS
I wouldn't have done it if it was only light bullying but she physically abused me, and she treated me like a weirdo every day
I took her husband from her, and no, I don't feel bad. I will never do it again because I have no reason to do it though I loved the way the guy tried to go back to her and her fucking face
As if she could truly love someone
I hate cheaters by the way
but because I hate bad people in general, and no, what I did was utterly wrong but who cares, she deserved it
If you are a cheater with no reason then you can go str8 to hell m8
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>>18596068
It's a shame you let yourself sink to their level but I like your honesty.
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A rather difficult pants question we have here Watson 2017-08-06 07:16:06 Post No.18596016
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A rather difficult pants question we have here Watson
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>Im skinny af and finding fitting and decently looking pants for me is a real nightmare.
I also dont have will or strenght to look in 10s of shops for new ones, while these that i have are extremly good and i clean them regulary.
>been wearing same black pants on work for little under a year.
>i dont think many people noticed,or rather they dont even care but still
its bothering me?
>*note im not poor
What people usualy think about it, and about wearing same clothes in general ?
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>>18596016
Where do you live? Yes, chances are that people noticed.
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>>18596023
In a city, yeah people noticed but does it rise too much eyebrows if you know what i mean.
Does it bother people seeing that ?
What would you think about someone like that, without knowing the reason behind it ?
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>>18596023
yes they must have noticed if you work with females or you are a female.
Sacarfise yourself for one day shopping, buy at least 3-4 pants and problem solved. And buy simmilar or same in slightly different colours.
I usually have very dark black, black in differenf fabric so it looks lighter black, very dark grey, few of dark blue in different shades.
After some time friend asks: oh you bought new ones? and I'm like: yes... *inner voice* Nah, I just fooled you bitch, these are old ones
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Should I fuck a girl below my league just because I haven't a sec in a while and she would be 100% down for it?
We used to be fuck buddies at uni but shes gotten chubby recently.
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If you don't want to, don't. Do you think anyone else gives a damn about who you're sleeping with past high school?
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>>18595982
I just had a similar experience. I would suggest jerking off and making the decision right after when you're in a clear state of mind. I advise against fucking her.
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>>18595982
No , dont. Better jerk it off then give false hope and creating not needed drama for you.
>been there done that
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First time posting on this board, so sorry if I sound like a noob while typing this shit out:
>been with the same guy for two years
>everything was cool at first
>things have been shit though recently
>he constantly makes me feel like shit in multiple ways
>yet here i am trying my best to make this dude happy and going above and beyond to please him
>he has his good moments but a short temper and anything i do can fuck it all up
>i told people about how he treats me, everyone says its abusive
>he figures it out and gets even more pissed at me
>he cools down and promises to change
>we remain together
>doesn't change at all, still acts the same
>he got pissed at me again multiple times this week
>compared me to someone who mistreats him and says im on their same level
>calls me materialistic and a piece of shit even though i didnt do anything
>i got defensive and insulted him back for once
>hes enraged and wants nothing to do with me, vowed to destroy my life "the way i did" when i told people about his behavior
>currently crying like a bitch
I know I made him sound like the bad guy here, but I care for this guy a lot, and it hurts me how he constantly takes his anger on me. I know most if not all will agree that I should dump him, but I wish I could help him because this isn't normal behavior for anyone. Plus, I'm afraid that if I do leave, he will try to hurt me, and expose things that I've only told him and don't want others to know. Please help, i've been in this cycle for too long and its sickening for both of us.
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update: he says he wants to quit everything, including college and his friends, and says he hates me, and that every person is there to use him (which isnt true??) he was even talking about hurting himself which makes this a lot more worrisome and i have no idea what to do about it. everytime i call him he just wants me to leave him alone
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you have yourself a neet buddy
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abusive
but it doesn't matter what we or anyone tells you, you're gonna stay with him anyways
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Does this make me bi? 2017-08-06 06:36:18 Post No.18595919
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I would never watch gay porn or date a man, but sometimes i just want to fuck a guy in the ass.
I found a submissive bot and im gonna fuck him soon. I still get off on women.
I guess i just want a secound opinion.
Am I bi?
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>>18595919
Boy you gay
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>>18595923
this.
I got off on having sex with men until I actually tried it
...not gay
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maybe bi i find dudes gross but find shemale hot so idk