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>>18596526
Sign up to a club

>>18596526
i feel you OP. i feel like i missed out on developing all the social skills other people have by being a total fuckin' autistic edgelord in school. the worst part is i know exactly where i went wrong and if i could just turn back time to that point in my life, it would be very different now.

>>18596538
I thought you said "sign up to the club", meaning we all feel this way

I felt better about it

Then I realised you didn't say that and I feel worse now wtf

>>18596522
Use a small ruler

>>18596522
Pour molten nickel down your urethra.

there is no reliable way to do it

>>18596508
To start lose the silly ass hat

Hang out with guybros
Go to party with guybros
Meet mutually known girls from guybros
???
Gf

>>18596544
I don't have any guybros.

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>>18596495
1 left.

>>18596524
Obviously delet bottom left but then you have a 50/50 for bottom right, good luck

>>18596583
Ignore this, I'm wrong

even 10 a day is ok
i guess...

>>18596489
for real? i read some articles on smoking and they act like even one cigarette a day is like an early grave

Yes.
But really it depends on your genetics there are people in their 100s who smoke over 60 a day but you aren't likely to be one.

Smoking is one of the stupidest thing you can do and even if you manage to give them up it can come back and kill you years after.

>>18596466
Wire his sub directly to a car battery
That should do the trick

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>>18596466
throw a Molotov into the car. it'll take care care of those speakers real quick.

ummm you wouldn't care about sex until you'll get one? i wish i never had sex to be honest

>>18596455
No I mean since I'm ugly I can't get laid on a regular basis, and I'm trying to find a way to lower my libido. And why do you wish you never had sex?

>>18596464
because didn't had one in a year
its like smoking
i can't say that i don't like smoking atm, but its would be better if i never tried to smoke.

>>18596437
I'll do it if you are too beta to step up, or something along those lines.

seriously though, if shes willing to step on all her friends SO's and get her friends fucked by a "masculine man" takign a step back and being "not masculine" in her eyes is just gonna get her and her friends fucked by someone who does.

>>18596437

This is quite a wonderful fantasy you cooked up. I'm gonna say 3/10 only because I think you posted this more for yourself than you did for us.

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>tfw ive never made love, just bonked

I would assume more stroking and all that bollocks

>>18596425
I absolutely adore my girlfriend and every time we have sex it's both fucking and making love , I love her and enjoy her body and just because I smack her ass or something doesn't make it any less then making love

>>18596425
You don't find that out in bed. In bed just enjoy

>>18596416
Give her a few kids so she doesn't have time for this shit

>>18596416
Have you tracked her spending carefully to show her how much of a drain and failure it is? This is unlikely to convince her because women are illogical, but at least it gives you the high ground and you can use concrete numbers so she won't try to say that you just don't want her to be successful or whatever dumb shit she'll try to come up with. At the end of the day, you you might just have to put your foot down and shut her spending off forcefully. Maybe you can use words to convince her though.

Tell her that she should only buy new material with profits made from sales outside of her family. If she doesn't make profits from sales outside of her family then she doesn't need new material.

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I'm there. I'm not really sure how I move on. I've got a couple friends that I know I can call but they live so far away I don't wanna inconvenience them.

Sorry I dont much have advice. I guess in reality you can't force friendships, but you can at least put yourself out there. Start conversations, be awkward, fail over and over. There are probably shittier and more boring people out there with decent social lives, so there's always hope.

The underlying issue here is that you're pinning your self-worth entirely on other people. So if you want to feel better about yourself, you're gonna have to find another source of self-satisfaction. You need to get a life outside of your social circle, or lack thereof. There are a few different ways of achieving this.

You could get a hobby or two, if you're feeling unfulfilled, to take up your time and give you something to focus on. If however you want a better social life specifically, then you need to make new friends. This is where hobbies come in handy, since things like conventions and meetup groups will cater specifically to whatever youre interested in.

And if you REALLY want to party for the sake of partying, then go out by yourself. It'll be awkward and challenging at first to break out of your shell, but with enough practice you can have fun and even meet new people that might want to hang out with you more.

Good luck.

>>18596407

It feels like you are just jealous. Jealous of your best friend having other friends. Jealous of people with more active social lives than yours.

>>18596401
That kinda sucks OP. She easily could have given you an answer but instead made it a joke.

what should be my answer what should i say?

>>18596479
I don't know, you put it out there and she dismissed it. Its possible she will come back and say ok lets do this but no guarantee. When you see her again don't ask her again. If she says nothing its a no and you should look for someone else because this one isn't going anywhere. Sorry OP. Been there too.

You're dumber than a box of rocks

have this bump op, i dont know how to help you but maybe someone else can. im in a similar sittuation

>>18596384
hi this is your gf, its not you its me, I want to suck chads cock so i invented a reason to break up with you, im not ignoring you i just cant type with a penis in my mouth

hope we can stay friends

>>18596379
Why do you think you let the marriage fail?

>>18596382
We didn't "let" it fail. We dumped our weekend's and thousands of dollars into counseling. Sometimes, no amount of effort can bring life back into a marriage.

>>18596392
>>18596392
>doesn't lock themselves into a room
>one fork
>one knife
>one cup
>one month
"we tried we really did"

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>>18596346
Nah I doubt it.
A lot will be forgiven for rookies.

...Well at least here in northern EU. I've heard in the south you might even be expected to find out something and act professionally before your first week.

>>18596346
No. The same.thing happened to me (because I was sleeping lol)

can you not just leave her a voicemail?