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>>18126068
Lots of red flags, you did the right thing

>>18126068
get one last fuck then kick her to the curb

Oh fuck yeah that is a 100% dump right there.

Doesn't matter how much of a good girl she seems like, I guarantee you she has already snapped tons of nudes to other guys since you've been together.

Wouldn't be surprised if she got drunk and fucked one either.

Nope she's pregnant u fuckin went and got her pregnant how do you feel being a dad

>>18125550
Your sperm is probably too retarded to swim the right way anyway you'll be fine OP

>>18125556
You think? I think it is quite silly considering escorts probably do all they can to avoid unwanted pregnancy. My nerves are just fucked up.

>>18124340
No, you're making problems that don't even exist. You're 23 and you never had a relationship, it's not that weird and a 'practise' girl is not even a thing. Every relationship is different according to the persons involved, there's no practise.

>>18124340
Online dating my friend

Better work on that angle game

>>18124471
>You're 23 and you never had a relationship, it's not that weird

I hear the spirit of your advice and agree that there are no firm rules and that you just don't know what works for two people, but let's be honest, it is at the very least unusual to have zero relationship experience at that age.

I was a virgin until I was 23. I have no doubt that there are women out there that would have been totally unfazed by that fact or even found it endearing/appealing, but I never encountered them. Never.

It's on you, OP. If you're comfortable doing what you've been doing and getting the results you've been getting and waiting to let a relationship happens when it happens, that's fine. And I'll be the first to say that you really should never seek out relationships/girlfriends, it should be something that develops as a product of friendships and regular social interactions and generally having an active social life. But since you're in the position you're in, I have to assume you don't have that active of a social life or a girlfriend would have just happened by now and you're currently reaping the consequences of living passively.

tl;dr Yes, you're at the point where you're behind the curve at it will hinder you're ability to engage with women at large (a small minority won't care). Do something or become a wizard.

>>18124046
Because it's low maintenance. You cut it once in a while but you don't have to comb it or style it.

because some women can pull it off.

Antifafu can quite well. I don't have any saved pics, but she gets posted all the time on other boards

>>18124075

Yeah, like 1/100.

Most of them look like androgynous piles of shit or lesbians

Get him to do kegels. He's probably got weak muscles down there.

>>18123992
This, also tell him to stop masturbating (or at least masturbate less), it's probably the reason why his cum is weak

I cant suggest as he will be offended. He wanks daily and no way would he stop and i dont want him to. I thought maybe he would think it himself but maybe not. Does a cum feel better for a guy if it shoots or dribbles?

I'm not a popular guy. I dont meet ladies all the time, if ever. I have a good girl. She adores me. We're a good fit in many ways. But I feel that I dont respect her. She doesnt have a strong personal drive or any independence. She's pretty clueless without outside help. Our conversations are not intellectually stimulating. She complains a lot.

I'm scared that if I end it I'll lose her and be alone forever. But I feel I deserve more. Am I being greedy?

The other day we were talking and in the back of my head I was thinking about breaking up with her. She looked at me and said "What are you thinking about, sweety?" I just said "you." That seemed to make her happy but I felt awful. I feel like I'm living a lie but I cant talk to her about this because I cant stand to make her upset. Maybe I do love her. I dont know. But I just cant imagine marrying and having kids with her. Or maybe I can.

I just dont know...

We share an interest in video games and anime, which is pretty awesome. But apart from that... Top interests are makeup, birds (borderline obsession), and relationship drama (she browses /r/relationships frequently). I find I'm frequently not interested in what she has to say.
On the other hand, I have autistic nerd interests like programing, physics, politics (we dont discuss politics because we disagree), rock climbing, and hiking. She cant go rock climbing because she isnt fit enough.

I'd love someone who could share my autistic interests but I dont think they're out there. But maybe I could find a normie girl with a little more drive that I could fall in love with.

>>18120585
>if it ever happens it will be some used up whore who gave her best years to scumbags and thugs.
And she'd give her worst years to you. Seems pretty even to me

>>18120588I
No more often it's the man giving his best years to her.

>be oP
>never had a gf
>mad some bitch went around actually using her sexual organs riding cock carousel
>expects her to put up wit some limp dick faggot who has been beating off for 28 years and can't please a woman

go get laid first pussy, then learn to deal with loving yourself and not needing a gf. when you realize that women are cool but not a necessity you stop stressing as long as you can get occasional sex

celexa

>>18125663

become the main character in your own life, instead of a satellite character in some girls.

What does FASD stand for?

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, Duh!

I googled it and saw a lot of results for that, but it didn't make sense. Does alcohol developmental brain damage make people nicer?

>>18125588
Give up

You behave like a beta manchild with no self-respect and she treats you accordingly.

>>18125591
dude I frequent 4chan lmao. what the fuck did you expect? how should i fix that?

>>18125566
All too common. In fact I didn't get hard at all sometimes because she put me in awkward situations.

>>18125566
It happens, especially if it's your first time.
Don't worry about it too much, try to make it a relationship instead of a one time thing and it won't even matter.

Do both of yourselves a favor
If you think marriage is plausible do that but you're in college so it's probably not gonna work
Just break up and move on now so you don't feel tied down

Go with her.

>>18125527
Long distance can work. I've been in a LDR relationship for 5+ years

fuck her

>>18125519
Rape will teach her respect

>>18125519
>My teenage sister is constantly condescending, snobby, and just generally being negative towards me for no apparent reason

That's what teenage girls do. You're still children. You'll both grow up and none of this shit will matter. I had a terrible relationship with my sister when we were children. Now we're adults. Its hard to have perspective now because you're still young but it'll get better.

Pls halp

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Go let her slobber your knobber jibber you fucking jabber jaw. Whip out your weasel and peg like you're winning like Winnipeg.throw the goop down her throat.

Fuck off we're full, if you're an illegal immigrant.

But if you're here legally, land of the free. You are free to cross. No inspection whatsoever. Travel by car, no problem. By air, no ID needed, just regular purchase of a ticket and typical airport search. You can travel between any of the 48 continental states by train or bus or car. No searches.

>>18125463
I think he means the border to another state. Traveling from New Mexico to Texas for example.

Sometimes you pay money at a toll booth but that's about it