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Just try to ask them to stop again. That may work

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If it's school reanact Columbine
Get better friends
Repeat until you have great friends
You could always kill one to make an example for the others

>>18125217
>What can I do to get them to stop?
Wait until they stop being jealous.
Get new friends.

>>18125202
I don't see anything inherently wrong with it. If it's only one per day and you send it to everyone too it's fine.

This is so autistic

>>18125223
no u

>>18125193
Bump

>>18125193
>>18125243
Bump

Wow you guys suck. I spend so much time on here responding to your lame relationship problems/autism, and no one replies to my thread.

Fuck this place

>>18125178

>how to motivate myself to fully read the book?

here's what you do OP, buy yourself a nice little bag, a leather messenger bag will work the best, but worst case scenario, your moms purse, anything thats NOT a backpack wlil work.

empty the bag, and put in the following items
>3 granola bars (oats and honey, anything without chocolate or obvious junk food is fine).
>a map of your town (you'll be leaving your cell phone at home)
>about 50 dollars cash (more if you have it, no debit / credit cards)
>a picture of the person you have romantic interest in (and if not that, a pet or family member will sufice)
>and of course, the drivers ed handbook

you take those items, and stack them EXACTLY in that order in the bag, its important that the notebook be on top. After that, leave your house, and if you're in most towns, you can start walking towards the hotels / motels area, and it'll have a bus stop. buy a ticket on the first bus, but make sure you also buy a return ticket while you're there.

wait for a bus to come along, and get on. if there is anyone attractive / young on there, get off the bus, and wait for the next one. when you fainlly find a bus thats empty or jut filled with ugly / old people, get on and sit down next to one of them.

listen to them talk about their lives for as long as you can. eventually you'll get so bored, and with nothing else in your bag but food, you'll go to the back of the bus and begin to read the drivers ed book. this should allow just enough time and just enough boredom to read the whole thing.

do NOT try to just be a normal fucking person and actually read the book in your spare time at home, this is a trap, its scientifically proven that literally no one has ever finished the book without the above method, and you were very wise to come to /adv/ice and ask how to motivate yourself to read a fucking DRIVERS ED HANDBOOK because thats EXACTLY the kind of thing that you need a special set of motivational tools to use.

>>18125195
Okay wtf

>>18125178
You don't really need the book if you're going to a driving school where you're driving with an instructor. But for me I only had 4 sessions and 24 hours in a classroom with a teacher. Holy fuck that class was literally hell. You'll just have to suffer until the driving sessions

>>18125211
>>18125195
ah OK. so the classes are 8 hours a day?
>>18125195
kek

If you don't know something, no matter how stupid you might think you'll look, ask. If you screw up, immediately admit it and act to correct it.

Not much but these 2 will help you a lot in any kind of job.

>>18125141
>If you don't know something, no matter how stupid you might think you'll look
Thanks. I tend to act retarded and fuck up because i get nervous. But i'm trying to improve.

1) Feels a justified sentiment of superiority, whatever happens you'll never be a pathetic as this guy,
2) Don't humor his self-pity, that's not helping,
3) You can try keeping an eye on him to make sure he doesn't do anything stupid, but honestly there's little you can actually do for him or the girl.

Holy fuck I feel bad for you anon. You're a great guy for trying to help him. Anyways maybe try to coerce him into seeing a psychiatrist or a therapist? Organize an intervention with the other room mate? Maybe take him to a couple parties and guide him into being normal and not creepy? Idk these three just came to mind

>>18125115

obviously fap, charizard x fluttershy is the OTP of hentai.

Some places are gay and will make you leave immediately upon you notifying them that you plan to leave. It seems more likely that this would happen if they would get to avoid giving you a sizable bonus

>>18125138
This. Right after is the smarter choice.

They might already have an issue with your work, and you saying I'm leaving, he could reply with "well we were already planning on removing you, you can just leave now. Goodbye"

>>18125088
Well, were are you going? What's the occasion?

Don't match the color.
I'd say either nude or black, with that color.

Closed toe or strappy depends on the season, but mostly closed toe given the style of the dress.

>>18125088
This is a /FA/ question. They would be of better help.

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>>18125095
Its a Regina Spektor concert and I live in the southeast, so not cold enough to be bothered by it.

>>18125086
set her on fire
go in and get the stuff while shes freaking out

Beat her up

I think you answered your own question OP. Ask your friend if he can show that stuff to the police. If he says no, you can always break in while she's gone. If he only takes his stuff back, she can't admit that anything was stolen bc then she would be admitting that she had the stuff.

>>18125075

you usually don't until its too late, thats why its always good to reign it in and make sure you throw niceness out.

if you're into him on a romantic / sexual level, get explicit with that so he at least knows.

Make sure he knows you're into him?
That's how I get away with teasing my boyfriend constantly.

No way of knowing limits for sure until you know him well enough though, sort of an individual thing. Watch out for subjects he might be more sensitive to.

Make sure you loudly talk about his less than average weenie in class after you start fucking.

>>18125070

life is all about contradictions.

in filmmaking you want three things
>under budget
>on time
>looks good

but the reality is you can only have two of those. it can look good and be on time. it can be on time and under budget, and it can be under budget and look good. but not all three.

and thats the same with living.

you can't have warm weather, be in the suburbs, still be close enough to have IT and have a low cost of living.

there's a reason alaska is cheap as fuck.

there's a reason it gets more expensive the further south you get and the closer to cities you get, and there's a reason that most real IT jobs are in the city.

I mean I live in a suburb near Cincinnati Ohio. As far as I can tell it isn't nearly as big as Chicago, but it's still decent sized. It's not warm but it is warmer than Chicago. And also it's not cheap but it's cheaper than Chicago

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>>18125035
Hopefully you can become a big stiff idiot and do her some serious ham

>>18125438

She'll need 10 plumbers to fix her, m8

Been reading about the side effects. I think I'm going to take a painkiller and a shot of a nasal spray with half a pill first to see what happens. Worried about the red face.

>>18124987

You sound bipolar. It was kind of an overreaction, but whatever. Life goes on. Next time take a chill pill and don't go off the handle like that.

Sometimes girls just want attention. Some dont want anything else other than you to chase them, because they get off on it or something lol. But it sounds like if she said yes than she was prob anxious. (Like you said she is bipolar) So idk you deleting her and blocking her shows her atleast that thats all you wanted was to be more than friends. And not talking to her anymore isent exactly wrong in my opinion. Like it may sound cruel to others but if i was her i wouldent want to be lead on, and its healthier for you to just move on if there is nothing there, trust me.

>>18125003
I didn't delete and block her right away. Told her she should message me, when is in the mood to do something. So yesterday she texted me after 4 days of no text, with a meaningless "Hey how are you? Nice sunday!"

That's it. She didn't even response when i asked her how she is doing. She didn't set up a new date, nothing.

That's when i thought: okay, it's pointless, it leads nowhere.

>>18124958
get a diagnosis so you can get autismbux

I actually am diagnosed. Bipolar disorder, ADHD, and high functioning aspergers. Unfortunately, I'm at the middle in between where I am too high functioning to be seen as autistic or a sperg but too low functioning to be accepted in society

Do not "confess", at best say it's no big deal if it comes up. But really the least awkward thing to do is either pretend it never happened, or cutting contact. Anything else will be cringey.

Besides,
>I know this girl for about 2 years
>2 years
lol, what did you expect? If she was interested you'd be together already.

>>18125014
Yes. I KNOW her for 2 years. But we only started talking like, what was it, 2,3 months ago? I'm just a beta and despite the fact that 7/10 girls will find me attractive. I just, don't know what to do due to my awkward and shy nature.

If she said no then just don't bring it up. I have to be brutally honest it sounds like she's just stringing you along for the attention. Sorry m8