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>>18123229
Do you suffer to get out of bed in the morning?
Do you often stay up until the wee morning hours? Is the hour of 2AM at all familiar to you?
If so, try not doing that. If that still doesn't work, try electroshock therapy. If THAT doesn't work, try 12-gauge therapy to the base of the neck.

>>18123238
>Do you suffer to get out of bed in the morning?
yes
>Do you often stay up until the wee morning hours? Is the hour of 2AM at all familiar to you?
I have noticed that the rare times I manage to get myself out of bed early I enjoy mornings. I'll try not staying up and sleeping in so late this week.

>>18123259
I wish you luck. This is a sassy board and it's not rewarding to explain why it's just your brain being used to the wrong time of day, but take my word for it. Try cutting down on coffee after 12 noon too. Happy feeling anon!

The gym is a good start.

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>>18123214
my eating habits leave me with zero energy most days, i could not afford a gym membership, my self-consciousness about my body would prevent me from feeling comfortable at all, i would need to clean up my image a bit to be able to socialize normally

:( is there anywhere online i can go to make connections? i don't care about long term i just want to talk to people who give a fragment of a shit somewhere that isn't 4chan

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>>18123185
Why do you think you need one, you daffy cunt?
Have you tried not being a bellend?

>>18123228
Somethings wrong with me. I never want to talk to people. I always lock myself up in my room doing almost nothing to better myself. I lack motivation almost all the time aside from going to work.

Do you have health insurance at all? Some companies provide a certain amount of sessions for free. Find out which company you have and call them and inquire.

>>18123176
But some celebrities are Jews how is that better than any other genes?
Also include me in the screenshot

>>18123280
You buy the sperm from only the celebrities you like. So no jews.

>>18123176
they wouldnt be celeb babies if you are a single mother anon, just bastards

>>18123150
Stop going to a therapist, is a waste of money and time.

You fire them.

>>18123150
You put their name on your suicide note, and a scar on their reputation.

Just talk to her.

Ask her out on a real, clearly defined, honest to God date.

>>18123171

Should I not be so afraid of being direct? I don't want to get in an awkward situation with a girl at work who I see a lot. However, I'm 24 and she's 18 and fresh out of hs. She probably expects me to take the lead.

ima bump my own thread because fuck it i need help and no one will help

Her mom probably wants to get plowed .. work her when your gfs isn't there and handle business

My mom was like that with my gf and I when I was in HS. In my case it was based on her own memories of high school (her brothers were all troublemakers).

If you're still young, it's probably not going to be completely fixed until you're older. If it's not so much an issue of her not letting you be alone and more an issue of not being able to go out and do stuff at all, that's a little ridiculous. Try being friendly and respectful around her and building a bit of trust. Also try going out with a group. Maybe work on your appearance if you think she might be judging you or assuming you're going to cause problems. Could be a lot of things. Most likely it's her having some personal issues, but you just have to work with that.

>>18123086
They're saving a seat for you at the local AA meeting.

>>18123086
There's always another bottle of bourbon, my friend.

Nothint to do in this town, I mean. Clicked reply accidentally.

>>18123068
yes

>>18123068
I don't think it quite fucks with your levels of dopamine so much as it increases your resistance to it, exactly like a drug, meaning you need more of it to see the effects of it instead of just outright producing less. Your brain will reset back to normal if you cut back on it.

>>18123068
yes. only masturbate when you have nothing important to do.
t. person who would whack it 12 times a day until realizing it made everything else seem worthless in comparison

don't take heroin either, bub

>>18122997
>but why am I the only one not able to deal with it?
Going to have to correct myself here
Of course I'm not the only one not able to deal with it, a lot of other people don't know how to deal with it, I guess most of them do actually commit suicide

Unrelated, but what is this picture? My mom has a copy of it hanging in our living room

>>18123009

You sound a lot like me at 19. That was 9 years ago...28 now...things have gotten significantly worse for me with time. Back then I was able to cope by finding a band of fellow miserable misfits on the internet and befriending tons of strangers via MySpace back when that was actually an acceptable thing and no one batted an eye, then having nightly chats in our AIM chatrooms. Different times, obviously. My biggest issue was anxiety and still is.

Recently there was a "reunion" of our group of misfits in another group chat and everyone else who was so fucked up in their late teens/early 20s that found comfort in knowing none of us were alone in our problems and could talk and even morbidly joke about them openly...well, turns out that nearly a decade later, I am the only one that still has these problems. Or at least the only one willing to admit it.

13 people total in this reunion group chat btw, including me. So many were so much worse off than I was a decade ago, but they all grew out of it. When I talked about the issues I was having I was accused of both making them up and saying/doing shit as a cry for help/attention...when in fact all I wanted was to just talk openly with people who (used to) understand. I feel more alienated and socially anxious now than ever knowing that the people I felt the most connected to want nothing to do with me and I feel like an absolute failure knowing we all started from such a bad place at the same age yet I am now the outcast among former outcasts because everyone else "grew out of it.

What I am trying to say OP is that you are still young...a decade down the road if you still feel this way or worse, yeah, time to worry. But for most it seems to pass. In my experience, for 12 out of 13 who had similar issues if not worse, it has passed in a decade's time. I'm just the anomaly.

This is just one stupid and personal perspective from a fuck-up; it gets better...for most people.

>>18122968

Maybe you're gay and secretly want the women you're trying to impress?

Alternatively, you're one of those crazy competitive types.

>>18122968
>What is wrong with me?
You're a woman.

I understand how you feel and have behaved similarly. When you meet someone special, this will all go away, because I think you are just bored right now and doing this along the lines of 'why not'. Because there's nothing you really want yet.

I think you should try talking to different types of people besides going off of their looks. I did that and one time i met someone special. and the blinders fell off and I didn't care about if he was good looking or cool enough. Because he made me happy.

>>18122959
To clarify, this is in reference to FutureMe.org.

Does anyone know how to read messages early or expedite them?

...why don't you just resend it on the 14th?

>>18122964
What do you mean? I don't have the original message, and there are no settings that allow me to change the delivery date. I'm looking for a quick hack or workaround.

You provoke people not because you want to provoke their anger, but because you want them to love you. You wish to stop because you are starting to realize that strategy is not working out as you expected. When did this confusion between anger, attention and love started out?

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>>18122971

Yesterday.

>>18122971

but if you want the specifics, I started this when I got some friend of mine mad, and pushed it further.

I think your okay. All you need to do is have a little more confidence. Learn to kind of passively not give a shit about so much. Don't stop being a caring person. Just find balance my son. You have friends. You should at lest get to know some of the people you live with.

>>18123220
>you just need more confidence
>just learn to not give a shit
Standard /adv/ice. God this place is shit. Not OP btw.

>>18123242
Well what can people do if that's the advice for this standard problem?

"Hurr durr I'm socially anxious so I will live like a vampire hiding in plain sight what should I do?"

Well fuck what do you expect anyone to say when the single only option is to do the fucking opposite of that??? OP is probably waiting for someone to arrive in a shiny armor and take him by the hand to show how beautiful the world is. Well I hope you have a fat comfortable butt because that'll be a hell of a long wait and you definitly should sit down.

The only medicine to being socially awkward is socializing. If you can't do that by yourself go to a shrink. It's simple as that.

Newegg

>>18122928
Newegg and Amazon