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Me and my sister like each other 2017-03-28 06:38:05 Post No.18167629
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Me and my sister like each other
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I don't even know when this started, since we were childs we only played with each other, never with other kids; we went to the same class and sit next to each other, don't get ne wrong, it sounds sickening but we acknowledged each other as truly enjoyable; I had 2 girlfriends and she terribly disliked them, one of them stayed at home at night to sleep and when she came back from her friend's house she freaked out and started crying, we also experimented a bit and she teached me to kiss good. Now with 19 (both) we're moving together for uni (same career, same uni) and when we were going to get to the car she whispered me "You know, I couldn't be happier" and gave me the look. Im sure my parents know she likes me, and I like her too, Im not THAT much affectionate but she knows that. How can I handle this socially ? Should I tell her to use the other last name ? Should I even tell my friends? She seems pretty open because she grabs my hand in public lately
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Most people's moral gripes come from a misunderstanding of biology but I doubt they'll listen. If your sister is open to it I'd have one of you use the other parents last name just to avoid it coming up before you and to tell someone close.
Hopefully if you two break up it won't damage your familial relationship
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>>18167629
If morality won't stop you, at least stop because it's illegal. There's a reason these laws are in place, it's to protect you from damaging yourselves and society.
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>How can I handle this socially ?
You don't shoutout shit about your life in public?
>Should I tell her to use the other last name ?
You can if you're getting arrested for having sex in public or some other crazy shit.
>Should I even tell my friends?
No.
I'm pretty sure she will eventually grow out of this, OP.
BUT if this keeps going on, you stayed together and had sex and want to stay together forever, then I guess you should shut the fuck up about it, say you're single but not interested and don't have a inbred kid with her.
tl;dr don't say shit about your relationship with your sister in public or friends, eventually she might grew out of this and if not, shut the fuck up about it
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HELP, is this girl leading me on?
I'll try to summarize:
So, i've approached this girl from my college two weeks ago, she's not in the same class but we ride the same bus home. She was really receptive and seemed interested in me, she gave me her number, we texted for a while and made plans to go out together. It went very well, we talked a lot, flirted and when i took her home we made out in my car for like 1 hour.
Last week on Monday i thought she'd be all over me but she seemed completely aloof as she saw me in college. Again we made plans to go out together in the weekend and this time we had sex.
Here's the thing, when we go out together, when we are alone or even in the phone, she seems to be crazy for me, but in college or around her friends she seems like a completely different person, aloof and somewhat distant. When i try to kiss her she even moves her head so i don't kiss her lips even though she sucked my dick on Saturday.
What do i do?
Should i have the "what are we?" conversation already or will this make me look clingy and drive her away?
Will provide more info if asked.
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>>18167624
If you're trying to kiss her in front of her friends then she probably just doesn't like PDA or wants to keep things more casual for the time being (things seem more serious when you make it known to your friends/family). You guys have only been together for like two weeks and haven't even had decided you're a couple yet, after all.
In the end no one on this board can really know her motivations though, you should talk to her about it if it bothers you.
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>>18167642
How do i approach this subject without seeming desperate/clingy?
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>>18167645
Ask her what she wants before telling her what you want.
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Hello /adv/. I'm a femanon that is pretty much devoid of the grace and seduction necessary to be sexy. I'm trying to learn how, but like if I try to dance sexy I just end up being jerky and awkward, and I'm about as seductive as a stone. I'm reasonably in shape, and am flexible and all that, but I just don't have the grace. When I try to be seductive, it just ends up sad, and I get more laughs than I get smiles.
Any ideas on how to get this skill? I was thinking of signing up for a pole dancing class, or something else along those lines, since that's pretty much what that whole class would be about, and maybe it'll teach me how to turn it on. Think this would be helpful? What else can I do to stop being so retarded?
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>>18167599
I dunno about you, but I've seen some pretty sexy stones before
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Hey man, I don't judge. I'm more aiming for human-sexy rather than stone-sexy though.
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If people laugh, it's because you're not attractive enough to pull it off. Become attractive, and you'll naturally become sexy. Squats, heels, dress like a female, get a push-up bra. If you're trying to attract someone, looking good comes first, moving good comes second.
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My girlfriend is fucking amazing in every aspect. From her personality down to her body. She's, in my mind, perfection. The thing is other guys see this too. Every time we go out somewhere, there's a guy a checking her out. It's almost instant. She has this affect on guys that are old, to young boys. I know she won't cheat or anything, but should I learn to fight. I want to be ready in case someone tries to pull up on my bitch. There's a bunch of guys I know that like her. One is some dude in the navy. And he's always messaging her and shit. I'm not ugly, but I don't think I'm most atttactive either. I do need to work out though. I don't know, basically should I learn how to fight.
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>>18167595
Wouldn't hurt to get in shape and learn some basic street fighting skills. Would also help you with you with feeling more attractive for your girlfriend, and in return her maybe being more attracted to you, which might also lessen how much you care about other guys looking at her.
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>>18167595
>but should I learn to fight.
Essential skill for THE man, OP.
And get in shape as well so you can be sexy as fuark for your girl, DO IT FOR HER.
Also if you get more fit you could have more sex desu.
tl;dr what fp said but with more cheer
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>>18167595
The fuck is going on your head?
What scenario do you imagine where you would need to fight over your girl?
>guy hits on your girl
>your girl either responds favorably to him hitting on her or she doesn't
where do you come in? I seriously doubt anybody will try to rape your gf in your presence - and that's the only situation you might need (some) fighting skill.
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Aspie, can any normies help me out? 2017-03-28 05:57:16 Post No.18167574
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Aspie, can any normies help me out?
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2017-03-28 05:57:16
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Okay, so I know I'm over thinking this but here it goes.
So I'm going to a new church and I want to go to their young adults group this week. On their facebook page they have the address/date/time this week's meeting is. Would it be weird to just show up? I don't know any of these people. Should I message the group over facebook and ask them if I can come? Or should I tell them that I'm coming? How would I say either of those things without looking either like a pussy or rude? They also have an email, would it be better to send them an email?
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>>18167574
email 'em my nigga, its the least confrontational method. if they dont respond via email, try facebook.
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>>18167574
Yeah dude, just send them an email. But don't think there's anything wrong with just showing up. If you feel weird about just showing up, go really early and wait for the first person who shows up. That person is probably the coordinator, just introduce yourself and let them know you're interested. It's a church, as if they're going to give you a cold shoulder.
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>>18167574
If it's on Facebook can't you just click the Going button or post on the fb page? But honestly these church things are open to everyone, it's not weird to just show up. Just talk to people and try not to get too paranoid that you don't know anyone there. It's really not a big deal.
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Is there any kind of a secret "no imaginary genders" -setting I can unlock on OkCupid? There's some attack helicopter that I offended there and I'm scared she'll track me down IRL and ruin my life if I ever show my face there again, and she has her gender set down as "other" so you can't filter her out by only searching for gay men like I was.
And I am like literally afraid that she would absolutely do that and I can't think of any other way to find a partner while being tied to a small-town-gay-desert as I am and dying alone is killing me.
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>>18167543
So you were searching for gay men & you upset a straight woman who identified as a man?
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>>18167543
Or don't online date at all. That's another good alternative. Just waltz up to a fine young dame and ask her if you could treat her to a lovely evening of fine wine and dinner.
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>>18167578
>Telling a gay man to waltz up to a dame
Nice one
OP's bitching about some straight woman obsessing about him in spite of his being gay
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So there's this 18-year-old high school girl who comes to my work a lot and I know she wants my dick inside her. I got her Snapchat once, I've talked to her occasionally on that, but not much.
I wanna just pull through and fuck her (not date of course) but I can't get over the whole "older college graduate hitting on high school girls" stigma for some reason. Probably because another guy I worked with hit on her and he got a pretty bad reputation.
How to I go about it?
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>>18167506
How do you know she wants your dick inside her?
You might have your testosterone a little too high there man, calm down.
Also how did people knew that the friend of yours got a bad rep for hitting on her? Smells fishy.
You could always try, but I seriously hope you don't hit on her on public, just flirt with her online, but it's too suspicious if that guy got a bad rep even if he didn't talked to her in public.
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>>18167677
She flirts with me at work already and when I see her outside work. And he did talk to her in public. He'd always hang around her when she clearly didn't want it
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show minimum interest
she will start stuff
but cant you just bone a girl of your age, i mean its pretty sure it will fuck with her head figurately too (and literally but thats sobvious)
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Fail at everything I try 2017-03-28 05:02:55 Post No.18167501
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I feel like everything I try I fail at.
> Failed web developer
> Failed Game Designer
> Failed PC builder
> Failed at life in general
> Failed at programming
> Failed at school
> Failed at a relationship
The list of my failures goes on. How do you get out of the cycle of constant failure. I'm at the point where I just want to give up.
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have you tried anal?
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>PC Builder
>adult legos
Explain.
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>>18167521
OP Here. Used to do that as my job. Twice, but I was considered too slow because I wasn't getting PC's built within 5 mins. (Litterally)
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Why can't I pass a single college class? Why am u such an idiot?
>inb4 you're just lazy
I work 10 hours a day all week. I'm not lazy. I can't succeed in school at all and I don't know why. All the tutoring and trying to study at home and when a test gets placed in front if me, I fail everytime. I never get higher than 60% on homework, projects, and essays. I'm trying my best but it's not good enough. Am I just not cut out for school?
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What, specifically is the problem? Do you not have a strong grasp of the material or do you execute poorly? What classes?
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School isn't for everyone. If you're struggling to pass after all this effort, you're not cut out for it.
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>>18167516
Just general ed classes. I can't even get past elementary algebra. I've tried taking it twice
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I'm trying to come to terms with this
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I'm tired of pretending I'm a normie. I have normie friends and it's like I'm forced to live a double life. A part of me wants to be socially acceptable but another part of me wants to just fuck off and do my own thing. It's especially hard finding female friends similar to me, yeah I get along with guys but at some point they just want in my pants.
I'll be going to uni soon and I fear that will only surround me more with normies. Do i keep pretending I'm normal or be myself and let everyone hate me, possibly even teachers who may alter my marks, connections, and future prosperity. What do?
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>>18167483
Reveal your power level to everyone but authority figures.
Worked for me, you get a new friend group but you don't have to pretend you're someone you're not
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My solution was to drop all of my friends. Now I only socialize at work. People know I'm "weird" but I don't see them outside of work anyways so it's not a big deal.
Just curious why would your teachers hate you for being you?
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>>18167538
Because I'm offensive without even knowing it, anti social, and conservative (which is horrible in itself). To top it all off I'm white.
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Dating in the workplace 2017-03-28 04:45:40 Post No.18167481
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>work ~90hrs a week because I'm depressed and have nothing better to do with my time.
>Ex was crazy but is on her second bf since we split less than a year ago.
>Ive been 1000x happier in her absence, but I'm still alone with a handful of friends who are all in relationships
>Thought I had something going with my female friends bestie, they all pushed for it but ultimately she "just wanted to focus on herself"
>A few really hot nursing students at my job,catch them looking at me from time to time but I don't have a reason to talk to them
I've had absolutely no luck online, and I'm starting to lose hope. Everybody keeps telling me you'll find the right one, just be patient" but every ounce of logic suggests that the longer you wait, the smaller your chances because the good ones are all taken or have kids/ambitions that don't involve relationships.
I really wanna go out of my way to talk to one of these students (or all of them) but I feel like it'd just be another discouraging waste of time. How do I get around this? And is it even worth it?
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Bumping then goin to bed
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>>18167481
If you're working 90 hours a week, you don't have time to date
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>>18167528
I can cut it down to 40 if I chose to, money isn't really an issue at this point. I do it because I have nothing else to do, if I had a woman I'd make time for her, but considering a good 20hrs of that 90 is around these nursing students, I could date and work at the same time.
My issue is figuring how to approach them in a work appropriate way that will get the point across. I don't wanna say anything that'll make them feel harassed or uncomfortable in the workplace, but I definitely wanna let them know what page I'm on
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>21
>light autism
>work full time, help parents pay for things and live with them
>honestly don't think i could handle living on my own yet, as well
>can't drive, was never taught and lessons are crazy fucking expensive
>have always been hilariously unsuccessful with women, just recently rejected again
>don't understand what a woman's love/touch feels like still
>have no friends beyond my mother
>try to go out and make friends
>fail
>try to block out some minor depression over my situation with massive amounts of drug abuse, nobody knows, thankfully
>just keep on working 40-55 hour weeks, paying bills, and doing speed
>try to not cry myself to sleep
How do i stop this shitty cycle? I honestly don't see a way out. Even if i kick my habit, i still have no lover, no friends, and nothing for myself really. All i have is my job which is testament to the most I've ever succeeded in life. I've become apathetic towards living and find no pleasure in living anymore, but i don't want to die. I tried college, failed. Tried trade school, failed. I don't see any room for advancement for me.
How to the fuck do i get out of this hell?
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Continue suffering, suffering is the way to enlightenment.
Only through pain will you appreciate life and become more motivated to improve yourself.
Using drugs or alcohol is cheating, you need to be degraded, demoralized, and abused and go through with it until you hit the lowest point of your life where you realize you have nothing to lose, and you'll do whatever the fuck you want and it'll be life on easy street.
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Try traveling. Save up, move to a different area and try living on your own, it will all fall into place. Pick up hobbies, do things that make you happy.
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>>18167488
I've been taking more life management classes offered for autistics and despite being high functioning, i haven't been able to excel as much as others in regards towards independence. I'm working more and more towards that, though.
I might travel when i have a tad more money. I have been spending a good deal on bills recently but that is going to slow down soon, thankfully. I have only like $1000 in the bank as my "ohshit" money
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I think that being close with others disgusts me. Lately, my circle of friends has become more... close, I guess? Like, we care about others on a deeper level than before.
But today, when we were talking about that, I started feeling nauseous for some reason, almost disgusted at the idea. It's not the first time this happens, either; I always get like that when a non-relative shows sincere affection.
What's wrong with me? Am I a schizoid or something?
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>>18167437
Does it seem like genuine closeness or fake closeness?
The latter disgusts me, but if you have a problem with the former then you need to see a fucking therapist
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>>18167442
The former, but it's not really disgust. It's more like awkwardness, I guess? I feel a massive disconnect between the identity I've formed of myself in my head and how others seem to perceive me.
A friend in uni recently told me that I'm pretty much all the emotional support she has and I just felt really, really uncomfortable.
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It''s like a playing a team sport or driving a car, right? People around you have expectations from you. Like you shouldn't hit someone else from behind or play your game without doing really stupid. It's because you are not used to these situations and scared from being awkward. Over time you will see you can do whatever other people can do too and these feelings should fade away.
But i might totally misunderstood you. Still doesn't matter. Love yourself dude no matter what.
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>Me posting a selfie or anything on instagram gets no more than 5 likes, if that
>Brother posts a pic of ME on his instagram, gets 30 likes
I really don't fucking get it. I'm obviously doing something wrong, but what is it? Should I bring up social media more in conversation or something?
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Don't waste your life on social media bullshit. Watch animu and flirt with girls irl.
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>>18167435
Well shit. This is some good advice.
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>>18167430
He probably just has more followers, don't overthink it
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Anyone here looking to "adopt" someone? Or probably just help someone look for better education. Preferably from the US. Willing to do anything. i can work for you, be your personal slave, etc. Just get me out of this shithole. I want to live another life.
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>>18167407
Unless you're a hot blonde russian, fat chance.
Where are you from?
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>>18167459
Fuck. I'm an 18 year old dude.
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>>18167407
What guarantee would anyone have that you're not just going to be a fat lazy asshole once you have the good life in the US? That they should trust you to not have a myriad of problems and legal issues? That your personality isn't totally hostile?
You can lie on the internet all you want but you can't change who you are.
Where are you from?